And so then came clashing with iron and steel
As the brave lass Callen charged in, full of zeal!
And the Redguard named Gorr he was hungry no more-
As stomach was full of the stew they did bore!
Here’s some screenshots and a song courtesy of Numeriku. It shows our brave warriors preparing a traditional holiday feast to celebrate the birth of Elf Jesus or something.
Anyhow. if you wish to have a lore friendly Xmas dinner of your own and can’t find a horker, I suggest slaying a walrus and slapping some gravy on it, tastes about the same.