Hjoromir by Mym

Hjoromir
While Hjoromir looks handsome here, if you look down you’ll see he has one foot in dog doodoo and the other in a bucket.

This screenshot is very sparkly. I assume there are mods at work here – shiny, sparkly, twinkle little starry mods – that make him gleam like the protagonist in the Nordic version of Twilight. Still, Mym’s screenshot does make Hjoromir look his age, so in that sense I kind of like it, although there needs to be more derp sprinkled in.