Alicia

A fellow resident of Vault 101 who you then meet later on in the game

say “goat” instead of gee-oh-ay-tee

I heard you can’t study for the G.O.A.T. But I crammed all night anyway.

I try and stay neutral on most things.
That’s how I’d do it. Back in the vault, my policy was to let Butch and Amata fight it out, and watch the explosions from a safe distance.

goat

The G.O.A.T. said I was a cook, not a baby making machine.

Amata (normally I don’t care about name pronunciation, but this is a vanilla character so there’s an established precedent, same with GOAT)

That explains all the signs about procreation.
I know, right? I can just imagine Amata’s dad sitting in his office, looking at the cameras thinking, “Just have sex already!”

goat

You can cook and make babies.
True, but that’s like having two jobs, and I didn’t fail that G.O.A.T. exam because I like doing work.

Amata

I just want to make sure you’re safe.
So now I know what it feels like to be Amata. You really are a knight in shining armor, aren’t you.

CHILD ALICIA

Happy birthday!

I think Butch said something about you and Amata kissing in a tree. So I have to ask…what’s a tree?

I don’t like how the other boys tease you. But don’t worry, when those brats aren’t looking, I’m gonna spit in their food.
Way better than fighting, am I right?

Gabriel’s standing in the corner again. He must really like it there.

The cake looks pretty good. I wish mom would let me bake instead of building stupid robots. It looks a lot easier.

Yeah?

What’s up?