Oh Benjie, you’ve been a naughty boy.

I have, haven’t I. But not as naughty as you, my little kitty cat.

(slap noises)

Mee-ow.

Do you want to climb this tree, my kitten?

I do. But my paws are so tiny, and your trunk is so huge. I dare say it could take me all night!

Plenty of time, my pet, plenty of time.