SKULL IN BLACK, CRANIUM IN GREEN, BONE IN BLUE

player pulls lever that starts spikes

Skull: Well, that’s obviously not going to work.

 

1.Bone: Why not? Seems like if there’s a gate, pulling the lever would open it.

 

2. Skull: If that were the case, why have a gate at all? The lever is a decoy.

 

3.Cranium: First of all, it’s not a gate, it’s a portcullis. Second, the gate did open. But the lever is just the first step. 

 

 

How do I get past the gates?

Skull: I can’t tell you. Well, that’s not true, more like, I don’t want to tell you. None of us do. That would be boring.

4. Skull: But I’ll give you a clue. The answer is hot.

 

5. Bone: Are you talking about being burned at the stake? I think that’s how I died. At the stake.

 

 

 

How is it you can talk?
Well, there’s a question. Are you sure we can talk? Are you sure you just aren’t going mad?

Cranium: I’m sorry but madness is not a proper diagnosis. Any alchemist will tell you that.

 

6. Skull: If they’re not mad, what are they?

7. Bone: Oh, I know the answer to this one. They’re a person.

 

Skull: True enough. I stand corrected.

 

player opens gate

8. Skull: They did it! They opened the way!

 

Cranium: Well, it’s about time someone did.

Bone: I’m just excited to finally see the other side of this gate.

Skull: I just remembered something. We can’t cross the gate. We don’t have legs.

Bone: Oh right. Now I’m sad.