This screenshot is very sparkly. I assume there are mods at work here – shiny, sparkly, twinkle little starry mods – that make him gleam like the protagonist in the Nordic version of Twilight. Still, Mym’s screenshot does make Hjoromir look his age, so in that sense I kind of like it, although there needs to be more derp sprinkled in.
Nord version of Twilight? Paha ohh man that’s gonna go through my head every time I go to Riverwood now.
“…one foot in dog doodoo and the other in a bucket.” sums it up just perfectly for me.