Changelog from v2.4
– Fixed conditions that caused 11 variety shows to never play
– Added new variety show Quizmatic
So, it turns out there were a ton of game shows and late night talk shows that simply were not playing. At all. I didn’t notice this until I added a new game show, and looked at the conditions, which didn’t make any sense. Instead of playing before 4AM (4:00) or after 5PM (17:00), they were set to being both.
Which is impossible. You can’t have a number less than 4 and greater than 17. So the variety shows never played. This update should fix that.
Full Cast and Credits
COMMERCIALS
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Abraxo Scouring Powder
Announcer – Lila Paws
Susan – Lila Paws
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Abraxodyne Mouthwash
Announcer – Elko
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Back Alley Bowling
Announcer – Voicelikecandy
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Blades Razors
Announcer – Alice Bell
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Blamco Mac and Cheese
Fred Barnes – Fairfieldfencer
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Blast Radius
Announcer – Michael Pierattini
Oppenheimer – Roksys
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BosCom Phone and TV
Gran – Leara Morris-Clark
Announcer – Lindsey Lorraine
Paulie – Roksys
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Boston Bugle
Announcer – David Kennedy
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Buffout
Player – FrostVA
Coach – Bigcowfeet
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Codac Cameras
Announcer – Victoria Bowes
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Corvega Atomic V8
Announcer – David Boffa
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Cram
Announcer – Michael Pierattini
Sam Smith – Roksys
Lynn Beasley – Anna Castiglioni
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Cuppa Joe – Murder
Husband – Will Handford
Wife – Uncredited
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Cuppa Joe – Name
Man – Chase Young
Woman – Ash Eluned
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Dot’s Diner – Baseball
Announcer – John Crosthwaite
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Fallon’s – Losing Your Man
Announcer – Mistered
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Fallon’s – Dress For the Job You Want
Announcer – Mistered
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Fallon’s – Vanilla Ad
Announcer – Lila Paws
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Fancy Lads Snack Cakes
Announcer – Mindwinder
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General Atomics Mr. Handy – Man’s Best Friend
Mr. Handy – FairfieldFencer
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Giddyup Buttercup
Announcer – Alice Bell
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Greasy Prospector Meat Machine Gun
Announcer – Elko
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Grey Tortoise Apology
Announcer – Anna Castiglioni
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Grey Tortoise Cigarette Cologne
Announcer – David Boffa
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Grey Tortoise Man
Announcer – Noi Sek
Smoker – Shannon L. Shook (Arvil143)
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Gwinnett Beer
Announcer – James McLauchlan
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Haymarket Mall
Announcer – Jessica Osborne
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Hester’s Consumer Robotics
Announcer – Headlessstormtrooper
Housewife – Lindsey Lorraine
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Hot Plate
Announcer – Lila Paws
Housewife – Ginger Roll
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Joe’s Spuckies
Announcer – BearofZeus
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Kennedy Campaign Ad
Kennedy – FairfieldFencer
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Laser Grafter Plastic Surgery
Announcer – Uncredited
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Madden’s
Boxing Coach – Dan Dawson
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Mary May Radioactive Cosmetics
Announcer – Victoria Bowes
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Mass Fusion
Announcer – Will Handford
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Mentats
Announcer – Klaus Krönung
Chip – Klaus Krönung
Rocky – Klaus Krönung
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Milton General Hospital
Announcer – Lila Paws
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Nuka Cola – Babies
Announcer – Amanda Milstein
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Nuka Cola – Calories
Announcer – Rebecca Uncredited
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Nuka Cola – Quantum
Announcer – Roksys
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Parsons State Insane Asylum
Announcer – Alice Bell
Gabi King – Woman 1
Anna Castiglioni – Woman 2
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Penis Elixir
Announcer – James McLauchlan
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People’s Bank
Announcer – Uncredited
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Picket Fences
Announcer – Jessica Osborne
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Pinelli’s Bakery
Announcer – Ivy Dupler
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Pulowski Bomb Shelter
Announcer – Bakerbelle
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Radiation King – Broken TV
Wife – Alice Bell
Husband – Michael Pierattini
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Radiation King – Elvis
Elvis – Fairfieldfencer
Teen – Elko
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Red Rocket – Greaser
Announcer – Mistered
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Red Rocket – Sexy Car
Announcer – Roksys
Car – Lindsey Lorraine
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Robco – Soul Mate
Announcer – J.T. Decker
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San Francisco Sunlights
Announcer – Shannon L. Shook (Arvil143)
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Shamrock Taphouse
Irishman – Fairfieldfencer
O’Brien – Michael Pierattini
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Slocum’s Joe – Better Together
Announcer – Fandom Spoons
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Slocum’s Joe – Coffee and a Jelly Donut
Man 1 – Roksys
Man 2 – Roksys
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Slocum’s Joe – Cup of Coffee
Announcer – FairfieldFencer
Connor Affleck – Somerandomguywithavoice
Roastmaster – Headlessstormtrooper
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Sprayo
Bill Sherman – Elko
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Spring Valley Potato Crisps – Moon Map
Announcer – Michael Pierattini
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Spring Valley Potato Crisps – Light and Crisp
Announcer – Uncredited
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Sugar Bombs – Captain Cosmos
Captain Cosmos – J.T. Decker
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Sugar Bombs – Secret Squadron 1 & 2
Admiral Midnight – Chase Young
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Super Duper Mart – Allergic to Cherries
Announcer – Joshua Brayton
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Super Duper Mart – Super Heroes
Mom – Anna Castiglioni
Child – Uncredited
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Supradent Toothpaste
Announcer – Noi Sek
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Supradent Toothpaste 2
Announcer – RequiemsAlligience
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Supra-Thaw Anti-Freeze 1
Tropic Man – Will Handford
Teen –Lindsey Lorraine
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Supra-Thaw Anti-Freeze 2
Tropic Man – Will Handford
Siberian Shiver – Somerandomguywithavoice
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Treasures of Jamaica Plain
Announcer – Noi Sek
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Universal Electric TV
Announcer – Headlessstormtrooper
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Vault-Tec – Gary
Announcer – Lynkstar
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Wakemaster Alarm Clock
Jessica Osborne
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Washington Campaign Ad
Announcer – James McLauchlan
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Washo
Announcer – J.T. Decker
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Weatherby Savings and Loan
Announcer – FairfieldFencer
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Wicked Shipping
Boss Man Blake – Will Handford—
Wonderglue
Announcer – Aleksei Mueller
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YumYum Deviled Eggs
Announcer – YumYum Deviled Eggs
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Midnight Horror
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Dreams
Narrator – David Boffa
Dreamer – David Boffa
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Dunwich
Narrator – Leara Morris-Clark
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Haunted Cell
Prisoner – Joshua L. Belmonte
Cop – Fairfieldfencer
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Haunted Radio
Wife – Ash Eluned
Husband – J.T. Decker
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Haunted Terminal
Narrator – Lila Paws
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On the Lamb
Narrator – David Boffa
Charlie – Goose Boose
Friend – Chase Young
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The Devil You Know
Hotel Guest – Michael Pierattini
Concierge 1 – FairfieldFencer
Concierge 2 – Lindsey Lorraine
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Movie Trailers
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The Boulevard
Joe Thompson – David Boffa
Marge – Uncredited
Lana Werth – Alice Bell
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Dick Petty and the Dragstrip Dolly
Announcer – James McLauchlan
Dick Petty – Trevor “Teky” Hutchins
Mechanic – Lynkstar
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Falling Stars
Narrator – FairfieldFencer
Candace – Alice Bell
Perkins – Barry Coleman
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A Socialist’s Fortune
Narrator – James McLauchlan
Man – Elko
Woman – Alice Bell
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Grognak – Ants of Agony 2
Narrator – James McLauchlan
Grognak – James McLauchlan
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Grognak – Grognak in New York
Narrator – James McLauchlan
Grognak – James McLauchlan
Mobster – James McLauchlan
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Grognak – Grognak the Barbarian
Narrator – James McLauchlan
Grognak – James McLauchlan
Man-Saurian – James McLauchlan
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Grognak – GrognakTrevor “Teky” Hutchinst
Narrator – James McLauchlan
Grognak – James McLauchlan
Siren – Ginger Roll
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Grognak – Grognak and the Bat-Babies
Narrator – James McLauchlan
Grognak – James McLauchlan
Tribal Mother – Ginger Roll
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Grognak – Grognak in Here Cometh the Trickster
Narrator – James McLauchlan
Grognak – James McLauchlan
Trickster – Matthew Dixon
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Grognak – Grognak and the Bat-Babies
Narrator – James McLauchlan
Grognak – James McLauchlan
Genie – Daniel Byrne
Desert Queen – Fandom Spoons
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On the Waterfront
Narrator – James McLauchlan
Brando – Shannon L. Shook (Arvil143)
Marie – Alienslikechocolate
Father Jacobs – David Kennedy
Lee – Kyle Brannan
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President Bort Goes to Washington
Narrator – James McLauchlan
Dagri’lon – Elko
Teen – Elko
Woman – Alice Bell
Bort – James McLauchlan
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Teenagers from Outer Space
Narrator – FairfieldFencer
Man – Fairfieldfencer
Woman – Alice Bell
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PSA
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Anti Marijuana – Keep off the Grass
Announcer – FairfieldFencer
Anti-Marijuana – Marvin
Announcer – David Boffa
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Bees
Husband – Elko
Gertrude – Uncredited
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Bill Becomes a Law
Kid – Leara Morris-Clark
Bill – Elko
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Brad the Deviant
Narrator – Gabi King
Mother – Gabi King
Teens – Elko
Teens – Alice Bell
Brad – Chase Young
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Commie or Citizen
Narrator – Fairfieldfencer
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Dental Care
Narrator – David Boffa
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Divorce
Narrator – Trevor “Teky” Hutchins
Duck and Cover
Narrator – Dark Aeolus
Faith and Marriage
Rosalyn ‘blarghbleh’ Meney
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Fallout
Announcer – Mindwinder
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Firearms
Mother – Mippa
Daughter – Uncredited
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Menstruation
Molly – Ash Eluned
Ted – Chase Young
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Peepers
Narrator – David Boffa
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Popularity
Narrator – Rosalyn ‘blarghbleh’ Meney
Teen – Chase Young
Lucy – Gabi King
Helen – Gabi King
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Procrastination
Narrator – Trevor “Teky” Hutchins
Teen – John Crosthwaite
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Puberty
Coach – Trevor “Teky” Hutchins
Boy – Leara Morris-Clark
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Social Acceptance for Robots
Announcer – Ginger Roll
Marian – Ash Eluned
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Radio Plays
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Boston Butcher
Mary – Ginger Roll
Rick – Jeff Werden
Fred – Jeff Werden
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Call Girl – Ronja Monto
Painter – Shannon L. Shook (Arvil143)
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Cartoon – Cat and Dog
Narrator – James McLauchlan
Cat – Rosalyn ‘blarghbleh’ Meney
Dog – Roksys
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Cartoon – Tortoise and Hare
Hare – Antonio Vesagas
Tortoise – Roksys
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Come Wander With Me
Narrator – Ash Eluned
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Connie Comes Home
Connie – Barry Coleman
Friend – Ash Eluned
Connie’s Sister – Uncredited
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Country Lawyer
Folsom – HeadlessStormtrooper
Lily Adams – Anna Castiglioni
Miss Watkins – Alice Bell
Bailiff – Roksys
Judge – James McLauchlan
Jim – FairfieldFencer
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Doctored Baseball
Dr. Hall –
Richards – BearofZeus
Nurse 1 – Lila Paws
Nurse 2 – Lila Paws
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Gambler
Gambler – FairfieldFencer
Robot – FairfieldFencer
Lawyer – Joshua Brayton
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Honeymooners
Sonny – Roksys
Margaret – Uncredited
Jill – Gabi King
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Insurance Scam
Daphne – Bakerbelle
Trent – Michael Pierattini
Auditor – Somerandomguywithavoice
Policeman – Roksys
Agent – Somerandomguywithavoice
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Island Prison
Phil – BearofZeus
Danny – Nathan Suhara
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La Fantoma
La Fantoma – Alice Bell
Judge Richter – James McLauchlan
Dark Rodent – Roksys
Falcon Boy – Adoxographist
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Lone Gunman
Narrator – Ash Eluned
Gunman – Natalie Proudlock
Bartender – James McLauchlan
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Love Me or Leave Me
Narrator – FairfieldFencer
Mutant – James McLauchlan
Piano Man – Matt Leonan
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Maltese Mutant
Narrator – James McLauchlan
Nose – James McLauchlan
Brandy – Alice Bell
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No Time Like the Past
Dr. Sanders – Fandom Spoons
Dr. Jones – Will Handford
President – Joshua L. Belmonte
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Rascals – Baseball
Jenny – Alice Bell
Calvin – Lindsey Lorraine
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Rascals – Lemonade
Boy – Leara Morris-Clark
Girl – Leara Morris-Clark
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Rascals – Marriage
George – Leara Morris-Clark
Mary – Ash Eluned
Myrtle – Uncredited
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Satan
Priest – Giramor
Stranded Motorist – Elko
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Showdown
Velma – Bakerbelle
Red – FairfieldFencer
Corbin – Somerandomguywithavoice
Velma’s Husband – FairfieldFencer
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Spies
Boris – James McLauchlan
Vladimir – Elko
Major – Staticgrazer
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Stranger
Agent – Matt Leonen
Store Owner – James McLauchlan
Nazi – Matt Leonen
Howard – Will Handford
Loretta – Lila Paws
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UFOs
Sheriff – FairfieldFencer
Deputy – Barry coleman
Bus Driver – Hector Chavez
Diner Owner – Ash Eluned
Tennis Fan – Hector Chavez
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Vault Dwellers
Mother – Alice Bell
Wife – Alienslikechocolate
Husband – Roksys
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Whodunit
Mrs. Donaldson – Ginger Roll
Recording Angel – Daniel Byrne
Detective –
Husband –
Sam Smith –
Angel #2 – CinnamonPig
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News and Sports
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Baseball
Narrator – J.T. Decker
Media Man – Roksys
Coach – James McLauchlan
Basketball
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Announcer – William LeDent
Naismith – William LeDent
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Boxing
Narrator – J.T. Decker
Media Man – Roksys
Boxer – David Boffa
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Guns of Detroit
Announcer – Noi Sek
Reporter – Audrey Reyel
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Mr. Pebbles
Narrator – J.T. Decker
Irene Braun – Ronja Monto
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Variety Show
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Atomic Hour
Frank Duffy – Elko
Michelle – Viridiane
Wayne Terwilliger – David Boffa
Jimmy Swank – Tyler Shwed
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Comedy Duo
Comic – Roksys
Straight Man – Fairfieldfencer
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What’s Burning My Bacon?
Host – Chase Young
Harry – Staticgrazer
Sally – Ash Eluned
Mr. Handy – Maxim van Maanen
Rhonda – Alice Bell
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Interview – Boulevard
Narrator – James McLauchlan
Lana Werth – Alice Bell
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Interview – Three Faces of Reagan
Narrator – David Boffa
Ian Gregory – James McLauchlan
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Quizmatic
Greg Penny – JDguy1996
Casey Green – Roksys
Charlie Templeton – David Bodtcher
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Transitional Bumpers
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William LeDent
Cody Nicholls
Anna Castiglioni
Alice Bell
Will Handford
Joshua Brayton
Nathan Suhara
Uncredited
David Boffa
Elko