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Hey there! Do you like what I’ve done with the place?

It’s…quaint.
Well, I think it’s really looking great. I still have to decorate the walls and…oh my god! I have walls! Just saying it makes me smile.

It’s a lovely home. You should be proud.
Thanks! I just moved in, so I’m still getting used to the space. It’s so much better than sleeping outside.

I’ve seen bird droppings more pleasing to look at. They smelled better too.
Now that is uncalled for! You’re just jealous because I have a home and you don’t.

To be honest, I don’t know much about home decor.
You’re a wastelander too, huh? Yeah, I’m pretty much learning as I go. But I think it’s looking great so far!

Is that a bloodstain on the mattress?
Agh! I didn’t notice that! How long do you think it’s been there?
Oh well, I’m sure some Abraxo will get that stain right out!

When did you move in here?
Just a few days ago. We rotate living quarters every four months or so, and now it’s my turn!
(Shriek) I’m so excited!

What can you tell me about the other settlers?
Right now, I feel like they don’t even exist.
I mean, do you know how long I’ve waited just to have some time to myself?
I’m going spend the first few days just running around naked! And no one’s going to stop me!

Hellos/Goodbyes
Hi there.
How’s it going?
Take care.
Visit me again sometime!