Hellos
What is it?
Yeah?
Can I help you with something?
You again. What is it this time?
See ya.
All right then.

The IRS says you owe them money.
You mean Izzy? Look, I don’t know what kind of radroach crawled up her ass, but this harassment has got to stop.
There’s only two people I give my caps to. My landlord, and my dealer.
Last time I checked, Izzy ain’t either.

[Speech] The tax money will go to infrastructure.
[Failed] How is that better than putting it in my pocket?

[Speech] It’d be worth it just to get her off your back.
[Success] Shit, you might be right. How much was it, 300 caps? That’s a drop in the bucket for me anyway.
But this is the last time. If she so much as breathes on me again, I’m gonna shove her forms so far up her ass she’ll be coughing up ink.

I agree. There’s no reason to pay her anything.
Seriously. I don’t know where she even gets the balls. I mean you’ve gotta be a real piece of work to start asking people for their hard earned money.

You can’t evade the IRS forever.
[Failed] Why, what’s Izzy gonna do? Bore me to death? Get lost.

Izzy isn’t asking you. I am. And I’m not someone you wanna fuck with.
[Success] Hey, I don’t want any trouble. Here. Just tell Izzy to leave me be.

Izzy is mentally unstable and this would go a long way to helping her.
I don’t know. Sounds to me like you’re just making it worse.
But fine, you seem like a good kid. This is as much for you as it is for her.

Izzy’s a lunatic. Do you really want to fuck with a crazy person?
I may be wearing a fancy dress, but I’m not like these other mooks. I grew up with a handgun for a pillow. Izzy doesn’t scare me.

How did you make your fortune?
Cards. You ever play Caravan? It’s more popular out west, but there’s a whole lot more suckers out east.
I beat Tenpenny himself out of one of his suites.

What are your thoughts on ghouls?
I don’t have a problem with them. I used to be friends with Gob in Megaton. Good guy, bad skin.