Hey Jack, wanna race a bonafide Atom Cat?

I’m hip.
Then first you gotta get yourself some plates, you dig? Else you’ll be splat as a gnat the second you get off the line.

Cool. You wanna know the rules first, or you ready to get off the line?

(How many rules?) How many rules are we talking about here?
Just one. You say go, and we take flight. First to ring the bell at the Red Rocket wins.

(I’ll figure it out) Don’t worry about it. I’ll figure out the rules as I go.
Groovy. First to ring the bell at the Red Rocket wins.

(Just point to the finish line) Sure. Just point me in the right direction.
Straight down, baby. First to ring the bell at the Red Rocket wins.

All right. Let’s go.
Solid.

Atom Cat?
That’s right. We’re the cool cats with the hot plates. The most “with it” crew in the Commonwealth.

Not interested.
Too bad. But let me know if you flip that lip, all right?

I’ll think about it.
Don’t think too hard, Jack. Or the starting gun ain’t the only thing that’s gonna go pop.

Lose race

Little slow there, bean. But it ain’t no big, you dig.
You ever want get some real burn for that rubber, come by the shop and Rowdy will hook you up.

Player Win race

You’re a real blacktop burner, my man. A dragstrip daddy-o.
The way you handled that ride, that wasn’t just underground. It was straight subterranean.

You’re a real blacktop burner, kitty cat. A dragstrip dolly.

exits armor

But it ain’t nothing compared to what you did to that gravel.
So guess what? I’m naming you the top cat. And I’m giving you my plates as a reward.

That’s not necessary.
Don’t worry, I don’t need it. A ride like this deserves a big wheel, not a hub cap.
And if you wanna soup it up even more, come by our shop. Rowdy will hook you up.

Uh, thanks.
No thanks necessary. You won it Jack, fair and groovy.

What are you going to do now?
Use the wheels God gave me, Jack. Ain’t the fastest hottie on the strip, but they’ll get the job done.
But if you wanna soup up yours, come by our shop.

Looks like junk to me.
No way, Jack. This here ride has more than just burn. It has style.
But if it ain’t your thing, then you can soup it up too. Come by the shop and Rowdy will hook you up.

Hellos

I’m heading back to the shop. Later Gator.

Stay cool, daddy-o.

Stay cool, kitty cat.

We’ll race again. Just gotta fix up my new ride.

No need to get burnt out roaming that wasteland, you dig? Chill out here for a spell.

Rowdy can cook you up a real hot rod. You wanna ride, you better buckle up.

Hey bean, what’s cookin’?

We got the hippest groove and the hottest moves.

Being an Atom Cat is more than just having a bitchin’ set of plates. It’s a vibe, you dig?

Hey hot stuff. You razz my berries, you know that?

Our rides are somethin’ to see, Jack.

We’re the Atom Cats, and we’re with it.

Solid.

That your ride? Far out.

Got something to say? Lay it on me baby.

Like my plates? Custom job all the way.

You keep packing plates like that, we might have to go for pinks again.

You shoulda seen the garage when Duke brought back that steel. We all flipped.

Look at all these rides. Ain’t that a bite?

Keep your plates clean and your groove smooth.