WOOD BUNKER

Annie’s bunker is full of animal heads and hunting stuff

You new around here? Well, you can look, but you can’t stay.

Don’t ask me for no tour. The only thing I’m gonna show you is the door.

Carlos thinks his bunker is better than mine. Well it’s not.

If you wanna talk to Carlos, you gotta do it through that intercom. I forget what he even looks like.

I’d call Franz’s bunker a piece of shit, but it’s not really a “piece,” is it. It’s the whole goddamn turd.

Listen, I’d sooner turn into a feral than have to spend eternity in a bunker as poorly built as Franz’s. I’m surprised the roof hasn’t caved in on him yet.

Franz’s bunker is full of old jukeboxes and records. That guy’s real clean. Too clean, if you ask me.

Carlos likes fiddling with ham radios. But who’s he gonna call on that thing? Ain’t nobody out there now.

There used to be four of us. Abe ain’t around no more, so his bunker’s basically a grave.

Yeah, I like hunting. Got me a rifle and all the ammo they can eat.

Violence Path

VScene1

Carlos, you’ve gotta let us in! There’s a couple of madmen out here trying to kill us!

And you want me to let them follow you in? Sorry. You’re on your own.

Goddamnit, asshole! We’re getting in whether you like it or not! Come on Franz, we’re using Abe’s bunker.

Abraham’s? Why?

Trust me. They’re connected.

Non-Violent Path

NVScene 1

I’m telling you Annie, my bunker is haunted!

Please. I agree your bunker ain’t safe, but you and I both know it’s got nothing to do with ghosts.

Hellos

Crazy son of a bitch thinks his bunker is haunted.

He better not try anything. I don’t swing that way.

I think this is just one big excuse to spend the night.

NVScene 2

What did I tell you! This ghost is real! It must have followed me here!

Or it could be Travis finally went nutters.

But you heard it! That’s the sound of a dying radstag! You don’t think that’s a message?

I think you’ve lost your mind. Luckily, I got just the thing to fix what ails ya. Now I’m gonna get you a beer out of the fridge. Why don’t you just sit down and try not to have a panic attack, okay?

Haunted, my ass.

(sees bloody deer head in fridge)

What the fuck!

See! I told you this place was haunted!

I don’t know if I believe you, but I sure as hell ain’t staying here to find out! Let’s get out of here!

NV Scene 3

Carlos! Open up! You gotta let us in!

What is it now?

Our bunkers are haunted! You have to help us!

Haunted? You can’t be serious.

Does it sound like we’re fucking around? Open this goddamn door or I swear, I’m kicking it down!

All right, all right. Keep your pants on you damn mungos.

NV Scene 4

Thanks for letting us in Carlos. It was very kind of you.

Yeah? Well, I hope you’re happy, because you let these other two mungos in after you.

player resolves situation

Post Quest Hellos

This is all well and good, but what about the ghost? I don’t plan on going back to my bunker until that thing is taken care of.

Looks like the ghost is gone. For now.

Damn ghost radstags. If it tries to slime me, I’m gonna hit ’em with the old flamethrower.

Post Quest Hellos Violent

We didn’t need your help. I would’ve shot that outsider right between the eyes.

I never trusted that guy. Of course, didn’t trust you neither. Guess I’m 1 for 2.

Post Quest violent Scene

But when you’re done, I want you out. Forever. That goes for all of three of you.

But Carlos…what about the ghost?

You have a better chance with it than you do with me. Now go on. Get out of here!

Come on, frenchie. Let’s go. I can tell when we’re not wanted.