Is that a Pip-Boy?
(Gasp) Oh my god, it’s you! The one from Piper’s story! The hero frozen in time!

(alternate)
The one from all the rumors!

I hate to sound like a groupie but…do you think there might be room for me on one of your settlements?

Work for me
Oh my god yes! I’ll be there right away!

Idles

I would seriously pay you to let me work here.

You are so great. No, better than great. What’s like, the highest level of greatness? Well, whatever it is, you’re it.

Man, is there anything you can’t do?

The two most important days of my life are the day I met you, and the time I met this person I thought was you, but it turned out to be someone else.

I used to drink a lot of Nuka-cola as a kid. And as an adult. Basically, I drink a lot soda.

I’ve always had a ton of energy. My mind spins about a hundred miles an hour when I’m awake. Which is like, all the time.

I heard you’re so smart, you can hack a terminal in under a minute! No, 30 seconds!
Yeah, it’s pretty amazing that you can hack a terminal in less than 20 seconds.

There’s a story that you took out a raider gang with one arm tied behind your back. And you were blindfolded too! And wearing sandals! And you were shirtless!
Okay, maybe that crossed a line.

(alt)
And you were topless!

yao guai rhymes with cow pie
I had this dream that you wrestled a yao guai. It was awesome.

I was telling a trader about the time you single-handedly saved our settlement. I mean most of us mortals have to use two hands for everything, but not you.

player is from vault 111
I’m thinking of starting a fan club in your honor. It’s called the One-Elevens.

This is gonna sound really dumb but…is it true you can fly? No, no…stupid question. Of course you can.

Sometimes I have to pinch myself just to make sure I’m not dreaming.

Ow. I need to stop pinching so hard.

I plan on staying here forever if you’ll have me.

What I lack in know-how, I make up for with enthusiasm.

I’m gonna do my best to keep this settlement going while you’re out there saving the world.

I’m like the Jangles to your Captain Cosmos. The peanut butter to your jelly. The Abbott to your Costello.

I like to think of myself as your sidekick. Someone you can confide in. So feel free to tell me everything.

mamma jamma should be said like the last 2 syllables in pajama
Who’s the baddest mamma jamma in the wasteland? You, that’s who.

I’m your unofficial hype woman. I hype you up every chance I get.

I keep telling people, you got looks, brains, and a sense of humor. You’re the full package.

If we ever bring back elections, I know who I’m voting for.

I should be your food tester. Never know who you can trust.

We should build a statue in your honor. It should be gold! No, bronze! Or…there can be one for every metal!

Snack cakes, candy, gum drops…if it gots sugar in it, gimme.

When I’m not drinking soda, I’m drinking coffee. I mean, I love coffee. Is there a more perfect drink in the world? I doubt it. It’s pretty much the you of drinks.

I can talk about the radio all day. Whenever “The Wanderer” comes on, I feel like a super hero.

The Ink Spots are so good. Gives me goose bumps just listening to them.

I heard in D.C., the radio is run by a three-eyed wolf. I wonder how he spins the records when he doesn’t have any thumbs.

Do you like to dance? Oh who am I kidding, of course you do! Who doesn’t like dancing?
Even ferals like to shake their money makers when their song comes on.

A happy settlement is a healthy settlement.

When my batteries get low, I just brew up some coffee and I’m back at peak efficiency.

Every now and then, I’ll go days without sleep. Weeks, even. That was pretty crazy, that month I went without sleep.

I once saw a deathclaw that was like thirty feet tall! Seriously, it was a glowing, forty foot tall deathclaw! And it talked! Swear to god.

The other day, one of your shoulders brushed up against mine. Needless to say, I’m never washing it again.