Looking for Best Skyrim Jokes!!

Hi all, I am looking for the best Skyrim jokes.  Send me your favorites in the comments or to my email renharp @ yahoo.com.  Jokes can be almost any subject matter or type:  story jokes (but not too long), one-liners, pun jokes (I love those!), race jokes, animal jokes, bandit jokes, Jarl jokes, Ulfric jokes, Bard jokes, pirate jokes, soldier jokes, etc.  They can be G, PG or bawdy, and I’ll decide which to put in my mod case-by-case.