Ahoy mateys and matettes, just want to make a note regarding the new Follower Rankings in the sidebar. First thing I want to clear up – this isn’t a list I made. I would rather pull out my own eyes with a pair of rusty tongs before choosing between the little buggers. Nope, not gonna do it.

The list is actually a composite of all the user rankings submitted by people on this site. Now you may be wondering, I am a person on this site. How do I whittle these characters down to a blatantly reductive numeral? How do I participate in the democratic process?

Well, it’s easy. To submit your rankings, login to your dashboard from the top left corner of the site (Interesting NPCs, Dashboard) and click on the Rankings section:

You’ll notice there are multiple rankings set up, and more to come. We can rank bard songs, villains, children – putting anything and everything in a digestible list form.

But for now, let’s click on Follower Rankings.

What we get is a list of all the followers in the mod. You simply drag and drop to reorder the list. If you haven’t met one or would like to abstain from voting for an NPC, click delete.

When you’re done, scroll down to the bottom and click SAVE CHANGES. 

Right now, the results are posted here, but this page is obviously in construction while I figure out how much further the chart stretches. What happens when it gets to the edge? Will the site collapse under the weight of its own gravity? There’s really only one way to find out.

Rank ’em.