Tikrid by Numeriku

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Guy walks into a church to pray to Saint Anthony. Says it’s because he’s the Patron Saint of Lost Items.  Priest gets curious, asks the kid what he’s lost. Kid looks up at the padre and tells him, “my virginity.” Priest puts his hand on the kid’s shoulder, tells him, Sorry kid, I’m afraid not even Saint Anthony can help you.

Point is, you lose your innocence, you don’t get it back. Somehow though, Tikrid manages to do just that.