Valgus by Midgard9

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Valgus is a very notable and quotable follower. “We do not heed sage advice,” he claims, “but rather, we allow our mistakes to confirm its wisdom.”

While Valgus is undoubtedly referring to himself in this instance – as well as young people in general – he could very easily be talking about the advice he gives Rumarin. You know, the part about studying hard and honing one’s skills through strict discipline and tireless effort. Instead of say, asking your friend to shoot you in the nipple.

Skjarn by Corpsehatch

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Look at your man. Now look at me. Now look at the ceiling because you’ve fainted from the very sight of my handsomeness. Now you’re waking up. You could look at me again, but do you risk fainting once more? Of course you do. You can’t help yourself. You faint again, realizing this is how you will die, in an endless cycle of swooning. I am not a murderer. But you couldn’t tell by looking at me.

Super Saiyan Jerulith by Numeriku

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numeriku:

Talie: (nervous laughter)

(picks up Ru and throws him in Jerulith’s direction)

(runs away, arms flailing)

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Jerulith must really hate brown hats, because I’ve never seen an npc use a master spell before… *gulp*

Here’s a fun fact. While Florentus is voiced by the talented Trent Martin, the death knell, or sissy yelp if you want to call it, was done by yours truly. Originally it was just audio confirmation that the script that killed him (in the event Jerulith somehow missed) was firing, back when Florentus didn’t have an actor. In the end though I decided to just keep it in.

And so here it is in all its glory, my one and only voice acting contribution to the mod. If you like my work, I’m available for any other roles that require a screaming extra, like say, random man trampled by horses #3 or boy who falls into a well. Aaaaaggggh!