Not sure how well this works, but I was bored and wanted to try using some of the commercial footage that Atomic Radio parodies. This is an old Colgate commercial which I altered to a Fallout, lore friendly advertisement for Supradent toothpaste(You may have seen billboards for it up and around the Commonwealth). The announcer is voiced by Noi Sek.
In making this, I’ve listened to this stupid jingle more times than the surgeon general considers safe, so pardon me while I go to the nearest wall and bang my head into it repeatedly.
NOTE: From now on you can download updated versions from the header.
CHANGELOG:
v0.02 – Fixed a file path mistake (Thanks to Casum)
v0.03 – It seems the radio craps out after 30 tracks and starts over. Rearranged track order so skipped tracks now play correctly. Instead the blank, replaceable files in the FM folder will be skipped (31-40) until there’s an update/fix.
Here’s a standalone version of Atomic Radio made using junior99Au’s Personal Radio and Zilav’s Sanctuary Radio and FO4edit. Since it was done without the GECK, this is still a limited version of the eventual mod. While the amount of content will give the impression it’s random, there’s no randomizing script in place and no conditions utilized to account for time. Moreover, when the actual mod is released the late night programs will only play at night, and cartoons and kids programs will only play in the morning. Right now there’s no conditions.
The mod has 2 folders, AM and FM. The FM is designed to work like Personal Radio, you can replace the 10 tracks with whatever song you want, WAV or XWM format. Eventually all the music will be done in this fashion to avoid the sting of the copyright bees, but for now I’ve put in some music in the AM folder as well to balance out the talk bits.
The cast of actors is long and would take up multiple pages, but I would be remiss not to mention their tireless efforts, without whom the project would not exist, so here is the current credits hidden with spoiler tags. It will continue to be updated as sketches are added.
Full Cast and Credits
Spoiler:
COMMERCIALS
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Abraxo Scouring Powder
Announcer – Lila Paws
Susan – Lila Paws
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Abraxodyne Mouthwash
Announcer – Elko
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Back Alley Bowling
Announcer – Voicelikecandy
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Blades Razors
Announcer – Alice Bell
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Blamco Mac and Cheese
Fred Barnes – Fairfieldfencer
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Blast Radius
Announcer – Michael Pierattini
Oppenheimer – Roksys
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BosCom Phone and TV
Gran – Leara Morris-Clark
Announcer – Lindsey Lorraine
Paulie – Roksys
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Boston Bugle
Announcer – David Kennedy
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Buffout
Player – FrostVA
Coach – Bigcowfeet
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Codac Cameras
Announcer – Victoria Bowes
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Corvega Atomic V8
Announcer – David Boffa
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Cram
Announcer – Michael Pierattini
Sam Smith – Roksys
Lynn Beasley – Anna Castiglioni
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Cuppa Joe – Murder
Husband – Will Handford
Wife – Uncredited
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Cuppa Joe – Name
Man – Chase Young
Woman – Ash Eluned
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Dot’s Diner – Baseball
Announcer – John Crosthwaite
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Fallon’s – Losing Your Man
Announcer – Mistered
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Fallon’s – Dress For the Job You Want
Announcer – Mistered
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Fallon’s – Vanilla Ad
Announcer – Lila Paws
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Fancy Lads Snack Cakes
Announcer – Mindwinder
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General Atomics Mr. Handy – Man’s Best Friend
Mr. Handy – FairfieldFencer
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Giddyup Buttercup
Announcer – Alice Bell
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Greasy Prospector Meat Machine Gun
Announcer – Elko
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Grey Tortoise Apology
Announcer – Anna Castiglioni
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Grey Tortoise Cigarette Cologne
Announcer – David Boffa
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Grey Tortoise Man
Announcer – Noi Sek
Smoker – Shannon L. Shook (Arvil143)
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Gwinnett Beer
Announcer – James McLauchlan
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Haymarket Mall
Announcer – Jessica Osborne
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Hester’s Consumer Robotics
Announcer – Headlessstormtrooper
Housewife – Lindsey Lorraine
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Hot Plate
Announcer – Lila Paws
Housewife – Ginger Roll
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Joe’s Spuckies
Announcer – BearofZeus
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Kennedy Campaign Ad
Kennedy – FairfieldFencer
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Laser Grafter Plastic Surgery
Announcer – Uncredited
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Madden’s
Boxing Coach – Dan Dawson
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Mary May Radioactive Cosmetics
Announcer – Victoria Bowes
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Mass Fusion
Announcer – Will Handford
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Mentats
Announcer – Klaus Krönung
Chip – Klaus Krönung
Rocky – Klaus Krönung
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Milton General Hospital
Announcer – Lila Paws
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Nuka Cola – Babies
Announcer – Amanda Milstein
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Nuka Cola – Calories
Announcer – Rebecca Uncredited
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Nuka Cola – Quantum
Announcer – Roksys
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Parsons State Insane Asylum
Announcer – Alice Bell Gabi King – Woman 1
Anna Castiglioni – Woman 2
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Penis Elixir
Announcer – James McLauchlan
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People’s Bank
Announcer – Uncredited
— Picket Fences
Announcer – Jessica Osborne
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Pinelli’s Bakery
Announcer – Ivy Dupler
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Pulowski Bomb Shelter
Announcer – Bakerbelle
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Radiation King – Broken TV
Wife – Alice Bell
Husband – Michael Pierattini
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Radiation King – Elvis
Elvis – Fairfieldfencer
Teen – Elko
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Red Rocket – Greaser
Announcer – Mistered
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Red Rocket – Sexy Car
Announcer – Roksys
Car – Lindsey Lorraine
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Robco – Soul Mate
Announcer – J.T. Decker
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San Francisco Sunlights
Announcer – Shannon L. Shook (Arvil143)
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Shamrock Taphouse
Irishman – Fairfieldfencer
O’Brien – Michael Pierattini
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Slocum’s Joe – Better Together
Announcer – Fandom Spoons
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Slocum’s Joe – Coffee and a Jelly Donut
Man 1 – Roksys
Man 2 – Roksys
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Slocum’s Joe – Cup of Coffee
Announcer – FairfieldFencer
Connor Affleck – Somerandomguywithavoice
Roastmaster – Headlessstormtrooper
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Sprayo
Bill Sherman – Elko
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Spring Valley Potato Crisps – Moon Map
Announcer – Michael Pierattini
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Spring Valley Potato Crisps – Light and Crisp
Announcer – Uncredited
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Sugar Bombs – Captain Cosmos
Captain Cosmos – J.T. Decker
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Sugar Bombs – Secret Squadron 1 & 2
Admiral Midnight – Chase Young
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Super Duper Mart – Allergic to Cherries
Announcer – Joshua Brayton
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Super Duper Mart – Super Heroes
Mom – Anna Castiglioni
Child – Uncredited
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Supradent Toothpaste
Announcer – Noi Sek
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Supradent Toothpaste 2
Announcer – RequiemsAlligience
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Supra-Thaw Anti-Freeze 1
Tropic Man – Will Handford
Teen –Lindsey Lorraine
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Supra-Thaw Anti-Freeze 2
Tropic Man – Will Handford
Siberian Shiver – Somerandomguywithavoice
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Treasures of Jamaica Plain
Announcer – Noi Sek
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Universal Electric TV
Announcer – Headlessstormtrooper
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Vault-Tec – Gary
Announcer – Lynkstar
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Wakemaster Alarm Clock
Jessica Osborne
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Washington Campaign Ad
Announcer – James McLauchlan
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Washo
Announcer – J.T. Decker
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Weatherby Savings and Loan
Announcer – FairfieldFencer
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Wicked Shipping
Boss Man Blake – Will Handford—
Wonderglue
Announcer – Aleksei Mueller
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YumYum Deviled Eggs
Announcer – YumYum Deviled Eggs
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Midnight Horror
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Dreams
Narrator – David Boffa
Dreamer – David Boffa
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Dunwich
Narrator – Leara Morris-Clark
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Haunted Cell
Prisoner – Joshua L. Belmonte
Cop – Fairfieldfencer
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Haunted Radio
Wife – Ash Eluned
Husband – J.T. Decker
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Haunted Terminal
Narrator – Lila Paws
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On the Lamb
Narrator – David Boffa
Charlie – Goose Boose
Friend – Chase Young
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The Devil You Know
Hotel Guest – Michael Pierattini
Concierge 1 – FairfieldFencer
Concierge 2 – Lindsey Lorraine
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Movie Trailers
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The Boulevard
Joe Thompson – David Boffa
Marge – Uncredited
Lana Werth – Alice Bell
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Dick Petty and the Dragstrip Dolly
Announcer – James McLauchlan
Dick Petty – Trevor “Teky” Hutchins
Mechanic – Lynkstar
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Falling Stars
Narrator – FairfieldFencer
Candace – Alice Bell
Perkins – Barry Coleman
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A Socialist’s Fortune
Narrator – James McLauchlan
Man – Elko
Woman – Alice Bell
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Grognak – Ants of Agony 2
Narrator – James McLauchlan
Grognak – James McLauchlan
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Grognak – Grognak in New York
Narrator – James McLauchlan
Grognak – James McLauchlan
Mobster – James McLauchlan
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Grognak – Grognak the Barbarian
Narrator – James McLauchlan
Grognak – James McLauchlan
Man-Saurian – James McLauchlan
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Grognak – GrognaTrevor “Teky” Hutchinsst
Narrator – James McLauchlan
Grognak – James McLauchlan
Siren – Ginger Roll
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Grognak – Grognak and the Bat-Babies
Narrator – James McLauchlan
Grognak – James McLauchlan
Tribal Mother – Ginger Roll
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Grognak – Grognak in Here Cometh the Trickster
Narrator – James McLauchlan
Grognak – James McLauchlan
Trickster – Matthew Dixon
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Grognak – Grognak and the Bat-Babies
Narrator – James McLauchlan
Grognak – James McLauchlan
Genie – Daniel Byrne
Desert Queen – Fandom Spoons
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On the Waterfront
Narrator – James McLauchlan
Brando – Shannon L. Shook (Arvil143)
Marie – Alienslikechocolate
Father Jacobs – David Kennedy
Lee – Kyle Brannan
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President Bort Goes to Washington
Narrator – James McLauchlan
Dagri’lon – Elko
Teen – Elko
Woman – Alice Bell
Bort – James McLauchlan
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Teenagers from Outer Space
Narrator – FairfieldFencer
Man – Fairfieldfencer
Woman – Alice Bell
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PSA
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Anti Marijuana – Keep off the Grass
Announcer – FairfieldFencer
Anti-Marijuana – Marvin
Announcer – David Boffa
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Bees
Husband – Elko
Gertrude – Uncredited
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Bill Becomes a Law
Kid – Leara Morris-Clark
Bill – Elko
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Brad the Deviant
Narrator – Gabi King
Mother – Gabi King
Teens – Elko
Teens – Alice Bell
Brad – Chase Young
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Commie or Citizen
Narrator – Fairfieldfencer
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Dental Care
Narrator – David Boffa
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Divorce
Narrator – Trevor “Teky” Hutchins
Duck and Cover
Narrator – Dark Aeolus
Faith and Marriage
Rosalyn ‘blarghbleh’ Meney
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Fallout
Announcer – Mindwinder
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Firearms
Mother – Mippa
Daughter – Uncredited
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Menstruation
Molly – Ash Eluned
Ted – Chase Young
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Peepers
Narrator – David Boffa
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Popularity
Narrator – Rosalyn ‘blarghbleh’ Meney
Teen – Chase Young
Lucy – Gabi King
Helen – Gabi King
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Procrastination
Narrator – Trevor “Teky” Hutchins
Teen – John Crosthwaite
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Puberty
Coach – Trevor “Teky” Hutchins
Boy – Leara Morris-Clark
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Social Acceptance for Robots
Announcer – Ginger Roll
Marian – Ash Eluned
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Radio Plays
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Boston Butcher
Mary – Ginger Roll
Rick – Jeff Werden
Fred – Jeff Werden
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Call Girl – Ronja Monto
Painter – Shannon L. Shook (Arvil143)
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Cartoon – Cat and Dog
Narrator – James McLauchlan
Cat – Rosalyn ‘blarghbleh’ Meney
Dog – Roksys
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Cartoon – Tortoise and Hare
Hare – Antonio Vesagas
Tortoise – Roksys
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Come Wander With Me
Narrator – Ash Eluned
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Connie Comes Home
Connie – Barry Coleman
Friend – Ash Eluned
Connie’s Sister – Uncredited
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Country Lawyer
Folsom – HeadlessStormtrooper
Lily Adams – Anna Castiglioni
Miss Watkins – Alice Bell
Bailiff – Roksys
Judge – James McLauchlan
Jim – FairfieldFencer
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Doctored Baseball
Dr. Hall –
Richards – BearofZeus
Nurse 1 – Lila Paws
Nurse 2 – Lila Paws
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Gambler
Gambler – FairfieldFencer
Robot – FairfieldFencer
Lawyer – Joshua Brayton
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Honeymooners
Sonny – Roksys
Margaret – Uncredited
Jill – Gabi King
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Insurance Scam
Daphne – Bakerbelle
Trent – Michael Pierattini
Auditor – Somerandomguywithavoice
Policeman – Roksys
Agent – Somerandomguywithavoice
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Island Prison
Phil – BearofZeus
Danny – Nathan Suhara
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La Fantoma
La Fantoma – Alice Bell
Judge Richter – James McLauchlan
Dark Rodent – Roksys
Falcon Boy – Adoxographist
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Lone Gunman
Narrator – Ash Eluned
Gunman – Natalie Proudlock
Bartender – James McLauchlan
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Love Me or Leave Me
Narrator – FairfieldFencer
Mutant – James McLauchlan
Piano Man – Matt Leonan
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Maltese Mutant
Narrator – James McLauchlan
Nose – James McLauchlan
Brandy – Alice Bell
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No Time Like the Past
Dr. Sanders – Fandom Spoons
Dr. Jones – Will Handford
President – Joshua L. Belmonte
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Rascals – Baseball
Jenny – Alice Bell
Calvin – Lindsey Lorraine
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Rascals – Lemonade
Boy – Leara Morris-Clark
Girl – Leara Morris-Clark
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Rascals – Marriage
George – Leara Morris-Clark
Mary – Ash Eluned
Myrtle – Uncredited
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Satan
Priest – Giramor
Stranded Motorist – Elko
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Showdown
Velma – Bakerbelle
Red – FairfieldFencer
Corbin – Somerandomguywithavoice
Velma’s Husband – FairfieldFencer
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Spies
Boris – James McLauchlan
Vladimir – Elko
Major – Staticgrazer
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Stranger
Agent – Matt Leonen
Store Owner – James McLauchlan
Nazi – Matt Leonen
Howard – Will Handford
Loretta – Lila Paws
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UFOs
Sheriff – FairfieldFencer
Deputy – Barry coleman
Bus Driver – Hector Chavez
Diner Owner – Ash Eluned
Tennis Fan – Hector Chavez
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Vault Dwellers
Mother – Alice Bell
Wife – Alienslikechocolate
Husband – Roksys
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Whodunit
Mrs. Donaldson – Ginger Roll
Recording Angel – Daniel Byrne
Detective –
Husband –
Sam Smith –
Angel #2 – CinnamonPig
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News and Sports
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Baseball
Narrator – J.T. Decker
Media Man – Roksys
Coach – James McLauchlan
Basketball
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Announcer – William LeDent
Naismith – William LeDent
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Boxing
Narrator – J.T. Decker
Media Man – Roksys
Boxer – David Boffa
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Guns of Detroit
Announcer – Noi Sek
Reporter – Audrey Reyel
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Mr. Pebbles
Narrator – J.T. Decker
Irene Braun – Ronja Monto
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Variety Show
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Atomic Hour
Frank Duffy – Elko
Michelle – Viridiane
Wayne Terwilliger – David Boffa
Jimmy Swank – Tyler Shwed
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Comedy Duo
Comic – Roksys
Straight Man – Fairfieldfencer
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What’s Burning My Bacon?
Host – Chase Young
Harry – Staticgrazer
Sally – Ash Eluned
Mr. Handy – Maxim van Maanen
Rhonda – Alice Bell
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Interview – Boulevard
Narrator – James McLauchlan
Lana Werth – Alice Bell
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Interview – Three Faces of Reagan
Narrator – David Boffa
Ian Gregory – James McLauchlan
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Quizmatic
Greg Penny – JDguy1996
Casey Green – Roksys
Charlie Templeton – David Bodtcher
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Transitional Bumpers
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William LeDent
Cody Nicholls
Anna Castiglioni
Alice Bell
Will Handford
Joshua Brayton
Nathan Suhara
Uncredited
David Boffa
Elko
I’m going to release something on Nexus and Bethesda.net eventually, but I just need to replace all the songs with replaceable vanilla tracks to make it lawyer safe. Right now the format doesn’t allow for that since I’m too lazy to make the 150 separate tracks required (I just used junior99au’s 40 track module), since I’d have to do the whole thing over again when the GECK comes out. So that will have to wait for the modding kit. This release is more to lay claim to a specific radio frequency. If any modders are planning on making a radio station, the one I’m using is99.014809, so hopefully no one else is using that lest we have to fight for it in a joust. From what I’ve heard, using the same frequency will bork both stations.
You can find installation instructions for Fallout 4 mods in a lot of places. Since new patches from Bethesda can change things, I won’t put anything here, just google it and you should be good.
Here’s a commercial for one of the many new products introduced in Fallout 4, Blast Radius. It’s a parody of an old Roger Maris commercial where he looks into the camera with dead eyes and reads a cue card about his exciting new board game.
You can download a replacer version of the mod here, I don’t think I’m going to put it up on Nexus until the kit comes out, but we’ll see. I’m not entirely sure why the vanilla radio station randomizes tracks so poorly, but there might be a method to what music they want to play when and where. I know time conditions didn’t really work all that well for Fallout 3, but I do want the horror shows and late night talk segments to play later in the day.