Okay, I think I’ve finally figured out which users are people and which are spambots, but if I gave one of them author privileges then I apologize in advance for the porn. Or if it’s good porn, then you’re welcome. The spambot may or may not be promoted to editor, depending on which.

( If you’re curious, the last spammer that got the keys to the kingdom posted a picture of cockroaches or something on the front page, that guy was eliminated. So we’ll see.)

As for the rest of you bloodbags (humans are not meatbags we are mostly water other robots do you even math?), you should now all be able to make posts (check with me for formatting guidelines) and rank your followers, the results of which will be updated and put in the right sidebar.  Individual follower rankings can be found here and on the bottom of the left sidebar. Click on a user to sort by their rankings.

If you haven’t met a follower or done a quest, you can remove them from the list and the number will not count toward the overall total.