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Zora Fair-Child by Corpsehatch

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Zora Fair-Child

Here is a screenshot of Zora courtesy of Corpsehatch. Which, by the way, would be a really scary way for the zombie apocalypse to happen. Corpses hatching out of eggs would be 1000x more terrifying than crawling out of coffins. Especially with all the egg white goo.

Anyways, this screenshot is the opposite of that. It’s calm, relaxing, and stoic. So it’s best not to judge a photographer by the username.

Skjarn by Corpsehatch

Kris Takahashi Screenshots 2 Comments

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Look at your man. Now look at me. Now look at the ceiling because you’ve fainted from the very sight of my handsomeness. Now you’re waking up. You could look at me again, but do you risk fainting once more? Of course you do. You can’t help yourself. You faint again, realizing this is how you will die, in an endless cycle of swooning. I am not a murderer. But you couldn’t tell by looking at me.