Holy shit. I’m not gay, but I am gay for Man Meresine. That is one sexy dude. A master of chromosomes, 324b21 has been known to dabble in gender bending before, but he/she’s really outdone him/herself this time. It’s spectacular.

Of course, if Meresine were a man, he couldn’t be voiced by the fabulous Elisabeth Hunter, and that would suck. On the other hand, this gives me an excuse to post more Elisabeth Hunter stuff, which is always fun because she’s the closest thing to a celebrity I know. Here she is in a commercial for Welch’s Fruit Snacks.

These foolish children think their TV mom is a mundane snack thief. They have no idea she’s actually a badass Dark Elf archer in her spare time.