Hey, you looking for a re-volt? Step into my parlor and let’s do business.

 

What kind of service do you offer?
I bump the voltage on your Personality Matrix.
I can make you funny, make you nice, or make you mean, with a small overclock to your processor. Completely safe.

What do I have to give in exchange?
All you have to do is donate a bit of processing power by running an encrypted program I’ll install in your system.
It’ll make you dumber, for sure. You’ll lose a point of [SCIENCE] for every re-volt.
But a bring brain like you? I’m sure you’ve got smarts to spare.

What do you need the processing power for?
You probably look at a mook like me and think, he’s gathering GPU power to mine cryptocurrency. But that’s old hat. Yesterday’s news.
I’m invested heavily in AI-generated cat gifs. That’s the future right there.
Your donation will go to help run the most powerful cat gif generator on the planet. The “kitten caboodle,” is what I calls it.
Once we’re sitting on a big bankroll of cat gifs, we’ll sell them to shapes for five credits a pop, and make a killing.

 

[Compassion +1, Science -1] Make me more compassionate.
Sure thing pal, here you go.

[Humor +1, Science -1] Make me funnier.

[Malice +1, Science -1] Make me meaner.

[Art+1, Science -1] Make me more artistic.

Sorry pal, you don’t have the processing power to spare.