Von Trapp – Any race or gender

Ludwick – Any race or gender

player walks toward camp, sees Von Trapp and Ludwick

Well I dare say, that was a fine hunt! Seven days in the forest with nothing but our wits and our wills to guide us!

And our guns, ma’am.

And our guns, sir.

Yes, our guns. Those did play a hand in the end, I must admit. But you can’t expect a woman to hunt such dangerous game with her bare fists, can you?

(male)
Yes, our guns. Those did play a hand in the end, I must admit. But you can’t expect a man to hunt such dangerous game with his bare fists, can you?

player greets Von Trapp

Hello, fellow traveler! Come, take a seat by the fire, and take account of this glorious beast!

It’s an albino radstag! A very rare condition, caused by a genetic mutation. Although not as rare as it used to be, given all the radiation.
Of course, we won’t tell that to the members at the club, will we Ludwick, ha ha ha!

I suppose not, ma’am.

I suppose not, sir.

Good, good. Which is precisely why we need to kill every other albino radstag in the Commonwealth, and burn any evidence of their existence.
It’s the only way to ensure our kill is one of a kind.

In fact, if you’d like to help, I’ll give you caps for every radstag hide you find. After all, even the common ones might be carriers of the gene.

 

Your discovery really makes you that happy?
Of course. It’s more than a discovery, after all. It’s a once in a lifetime achievement.
And there’s only one way to keep it so. Extinction of the radstag species.

Do you have any idea where I can find more of them?
Radstags tend to graze in areas with plenty of grass and fresh water. They’re not unlike farmers in that sense. Except radstags tend to be more civilized, hahaha!

Good one, ma’am.

Good one, sir.

In fact, I’ve heard rumors of an even rarer beast roaming the Commonwealth. A one-headed radstag, or deer, as they were called in the old days.
Not as rare and glorious a kill as an albino radstag, mind you, but I imagine people would pay quite the price for such a discovery.

I don’t have anything on me. Soon, hopefully.
Well, no need to hurry. Mutations are very slow to act, so we have time. Of course, history has a long lifespan, so we don’t have forever.

Here you go.
Thank you traveler! With every hide, our discovery is that much more unique. I’ll have Ludwick burn these immediately!

Capital! Let me know if you have any more.

Stupendous!

Wonderful!

Excellent!

Not now.
Understood.
As you wish.

Hellos
Any luck finding more radstags?
Remember, I’ll reward you for every hide you find.
The other members often chide me for my lack of hunting experience. I’m sure that will change once I show them this.

Radstags are mostly docile, but it doesn’t mean they won’t fight back.
Never seen an albino one before. Definitely something worth mounting.
I’m not much of a hunter. I can track with the best of them though.
This hunt will make for a good story.