Booth Babe

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This character is a booth babe parody. She’s a robot in the body of a Mister Handy.

Hello, and welcome to the Chryslus Auto Show. Would you like to test drive our new Corvega Atomic V8? 

The Corvega Atomic V8?
That’s right. For the low, low price of two hundred thousand dollars, you can drive the world’s most premiere muscle car.

It has eight hundred horsepower, a full nuclear engine, and goes 0 to 60 in point five seconds.
The only question is, are you man enough to handle it?

Of course not, I’m a woman.
My mistake. My gender detector must be broken. But then again, I’m not built to last. The Corvega V8 is.

I am man enough to handle anything.
Glad to hear it. Because I think it’d be a shame for someone as handsome as you to be driving that tin can you parked out front.

Cars haven’t been around for centuries.
The Corvega is more than a car hon. It’s a rocket.

I actually prefer cars that are fuel efficient.
Then you’ll love our bubble top sedans. Same nuclear engine, but fun for the whole family.

What’s your role here?
I’m what you call a product specialist or “booth professional.”
And to answer your question, no, I don’t come with the car. But I do love it when people ask.

Can I buy a Corvega from you?
I can’t actually sell you a car sweetie. You’ll have to talk to a salesman for that. What I can do is show you the ins, and the outs of this big, bad machine.

Hello/Goodbye
Don’t forget to ask a salesman for a test drive.

Would you like to hear about our state of the art, nuclear powered convertibles?

What can I do for you?