Hey! You gotta help me!

My parents are trapped in there with a bunch of ferals! Please, I can’t do it alone!

player opens door, kills 3 ferals

Wow! You’re a lot braver than the last guy. He left his guts in the wrong stomach. Namely, that feral’s.
Point is, you got us through the door, right into the old man’s liquor cabinet.
And isn’t she a beaut!

(Why lie?) Is that really why you lied to me?
Well, technically I didn’t lie. In that cabinet is a bottle of Gwinnett Pilsner. I was practically raised on the stuff.
But yeah, I kind of figured I needed a better story than, “My booze is trapped in there with ferals.” So I made one up.

(You’re crazy) Is everyone in the Commonwealth so goddamn crazy?
Not everyone. There’s Travis, he’s sane. And the mayor of Goodneighbor, him too. But yeah, everyone else is pretty much nuts.
Look, I’m sorry I lied to you. But what I’m not sorry about is all the free booze I’m about to drink, thanks to you.

I hate to tell you this, but your parents are probably dead.
Oh yeah, dead as dogmeat. Happened like twenty years ago. But if you’re talking about the ones I mentioned twenty seconds ago…those I made up.
Don’t take it personal, I just figured a life and death situation was the only way you’d help me.
“Life and booze” just doesn’t have the same urgency.

I want answers and I want them now.
Whoa. Hold on, before you go all Brotherhood on me, think this through.
On the one hand, I realize I lied to you. But on the other hand, think of all the free booze in that cabinet!
I’d say this is a win-win.

raids liquor cabinet

Now let’s see here…oh yeah, Gwinnett ale, Gwinnett Lager, all the Gwinnetts, really. And ooh, some old fashioned Kentucky Bourbon! Gimme some of that!

turns back to player

So, should we get piss drunk now, or wait till we get some grub?
Ah, fuck it, what am I saying. We don’t need food when we got beer!
How’s that Gwinnett taste?

I don’t drink, so I wouldn’t know.
Really? Well, more for me. Bottoms up!

Don’t you have anything harder?
No, but what it lacks in punch, it more than makes up for with volume. Just drink it, you’ll see.

Yeah, not bad.
Yeah, glad you like it. I bet it makes you forget all about the time I nearly got you killed.

It’s a bit bland for hardly any results.
That just means you have to drink some more. Here, have another.

if player declined

Sure you don’t wanna drink?

if player drinks

Whoa…is it me, or is this house spinning?

 

Hellos
I think I’ll just sit here and drink myself to death.

Oh yeah, that hits the spot…

(Burp)

I need another drink. And…I’m gonna get one! Right after I finish the three I got here.

seeing double

Since when do you have a brother?

Since when do you have a sister?