I just come here for the atmosphere. I’m too scared to bid on anything.
I did think about going in on a painting once. But the starting price was too high.
There should be a practice auction with fake items and money, to help people like me with their nerves.
Do you come here often? I don’t think I’ve seen you here before.
My palms get real sweaty when the bidding starts.
I’d really like to work here, but I don’t think they have any job openings.
You must be here to sell. You don’t look like the kind of person who needs to buy.
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