Clerk – Lines in Black
Child Helper – Lines in Green
Store Clerk
Welcome to the Super Duper Mart! How can I help you?
Can I help you with anything?
What can I do for you sir?
What can I do for you ma’am?
What makes that power armor so special?
Caught your eye, huh? That’s a genuine T-45 a trader brought in about a year ago. So far no one’s been able to meet the price though. 2000 caps.
I’ll take it.
Really? Well then, um, it’s yours!
You don’t need me to wrap it or anything, do you? I think it’s best if you just wear it out the store.
It looks like you’re a little short on caps. Don’t worry, so is everyone else.
(After purchase)What makes that power armor so special?
You bought it, so you can answer that yourself. Give it a spin.
What do you have for sale?
Everything from food to gardening tools to kitchen appliances. After all, if we didn’t live up to Super Duper Mart’s pre-war standards, then all those posters you see in your travels? It’d technically be false advertising.
Barter
We’ll match any price or your money back!
We’ve got a special on Blamco Mac and Cheese. A full mail-in rebate with every purchase!
Hungry, thirsty? We’ve got you covered.
Can I interest you in any of our state of the art appliances?
Decline
Not looking to buy right now.
All right. Let me know if you have any questions.
Don’t need anything today.
Sure. I’ll be here if you have any questions.
Not interested.
If you don’t like anything here, try our other stores in the Commonwealth! Don’t actually try them, they’re probably infested with ghouls.
Gonna pass.
Well, you can’t pass up these savings! Buuuut you just did. Still, there’s always next time!
CHILD HELPER
Where’s it at, kitty-cat?
What’s the word, big bird?
When’s the show, daddy-o?
You met the Atom Cats down by the garage? That gang invented cool.
The boss is a real wet rag. But if he wasn’t, he wouldn’t be the boss.
Boss man says folks shouldn’t go up north. And why would ya? It’s all bees and berries down here.
This ain’t no speakeasy. Our goods are legit.
That power armor ain’t no jalopy. It’s a real blacktop burner, you dig?
If some customer tries to give me the high-hat, I’m cooking him up a shinburger. In fact, make it a double.
Whatcha all dolled up for, lady? The juice joint’s that-a-way.
Whatcha all dappered up for, mister?
Scene 1
Did you take care of aisle 2?
Got the shelves stocked and the floor swept boss. Everything’s ducky.
Everything’s what now?
It’s ducky, boss. The Cat’s Pajamas. The bee’s knees.
I’ll just take a look myself later.
Scene 2
You think I can head over to the Atom Cats garage later? I hear they’ve got a new prototype that’s a real big six!
It’s probably too dangerous. Wait until tomorrow morning.
But it might not be there tomorrow!
Sorry. I can’t let you wander the wastes at night. It’s dangerous.
Oh, Applesauce!
Scene 3
You should’ve chatted up that lady that was in here yesterday. That dame had some real gams.
Oh, it’s never a good idea to proposition a customer.
Why not?
For one, you could lose a sale. More importantly, it’s against company policy.
That’s why you’re single boss. Dapper fella like you should be up to his neck in flappers, if it weren’t for the man bringing you down.
Scene 4
You need any help bumping off that Mac and Cheese, I’m your gun.
Thanks, but I’m fine. Besides, we can’t take our lunch breaks at the same time. Company policy.
Phooey. I say you mosey on over to corporate, walk up to the Big Cheese and then BAM! Right in the kisser.
That would definitely be against company policy. Remember, at Super Duper Mart we respect the chain of command.
To hell with your chain of command. I’m hungry.