As the Catcher, it’s my responsibility to catch and record all historical data.

We know from the sacred highlight reels that the Heroes of the Old Age wore red with the name “Boston” on their chests.
Men like Matt “The Missile” Murtah, and Sam “The Splitter” Watson.

The war between the Americans and the Nationals often hinged on the use of a designated base-man, who was allowed to replace an injured soldier in the field.

The rank of shortstop was often given to most prestigious infantry members. However, I feel the catcher’s rank was the most valuable, as he alone was the gatekeeper to home base.

There are rules written, and those unwritten. The unwritten rules are the things the boxscore does not tell you. One must figure it out for themselves.

Some say a curse was placed on the team from Boston by a witch named Bambino. Bruce will help lift the curse.

audition lines, no need to redo, but you can if you want

Theft was not only accepted, but encouraged. We know this because many prolific thieves were allowed beyond the gates of Cooperstown.

On the diamond, taking walks was also an essential part of life. While some see the journey to first base as a trial, many were given a free pass.

Another prophecy speaks of the great zero, when the boxscore of our enemies will read: no hits, no runs, and no errors. A blessed day to be sure.

Combat

Agh!

Ugh!

Take him deep!

Take her deep!

Strike him out!

Strike her out!

You’ve scored your last run, blue!