Guy who loves the vault suit and Pip boy he stole

 

Like my digs? Got it off a dead trader. Sure, he was alive at the time, but hey, everybody’s gotta die sometime.
It just so happens that time was 2 minutes after he met me.

Suit’s real comfy. Not sure what it’s made of. No tag on the inside or anything.
My guess? It’s polyester. From space.

I can tell everyone’s jealous of my suit. By they gotta find their own Vault boy to kill.

Gotta stay in shape. You can’t hide any love handles when you’re wearing one of these.

I wear my vault suit all the time. Even when I sleep. Can’t let anyone steal it, you know.

The Guard’s spooky, but if you ask me, the ghosts in the marsh are worse.

My Pip Boy? I don’t even know how to use it. But it looks good, so I keep it on.

I get the itch, just like everyone else. Jack’s got it all taken care of though.

The ghoul’s a real clown. Always yucking it up with the crew. Jack’s a little more serious. Don’t got a funny bone in her body.

They say Jack slit Silver’s belly and left him there to let his guts bleed out. Point is, you don’t wanna mess with Jack.