So they say there’s this bathroom in Dorchester, with a magic mirror.
Thing about this mirror is, if you stand in front of it and tell the truth, you get one wish.
But if you tell a lie, it sucks you in like a fat kid with a milkshake, and (sucking noise) FWOOP, you’re never seen again.

So a redhead of dare I say, questionable attractiveness, she stands in front of the mirror and says, “I got to be the most beautiful woman in the Commonwealth.”
And sure enough, the mirror goes FWOOP and sucks her right in.
A few minutes later, a brunette of formidable size walks in front of the same mirror, purses her lips and says “I think I’m the sexiest woman in this bar.”
FWOOP, she’s gone. Never heard from again.
Lastly, up walks this gorgeous blonde. Stunning. Not a single flaw. A perfect 10.
She strodes up the mirror, flips back her hair, and says, “I think…”

FWOOP! Mirror sucks her right in! Hahahaha!

I don’t get it.

Because you dumb shit, she’s blonde, and blondes don’t think!

But Shana’s blonde, and she’s plenty smart.

For fuck’s sake Graham, lighten up! It’s just a joke!

I don’t know. Jokes are funny. Sounds to me like you’re just an ass.

 

Greetings

Some people just don’t appreciate a good joke.

Got toilet duty again. Fuck my life.

My battery’s running low. Could use another shot.

I could use a bite to eat. The Juice makes you hungry.

The tanker gets noisy at night. I try to get to shore on my break.

Got this rash on my arm. Hope it’s not serious.