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ALWAYS PRESENT OPTIONS

1. Is there any place in particular you’d like to go next?

[random] + Not at all. Just somewhere new, and whether it’s mangy bandits or mighty draugr, makes no difference to me.

[random] + I’d like to rob someplace. Can’t always fight for what we get, can we?

[random] + I feel like being heroic. How about we help some poor sod?

[random] + Snow. I really want to eat some snow. Doesn’t matter where.

[random] + I feel like a thrill, don’t you? Let’s go somewhere where we can die all too easily.

[random] + Wherever fame and riches await will do.

[random] + A water adventure? I wonder if there are many wrecks alongside the coastline.

2. I need to trade something with you.

[random] + Go ahead. No guarantees you’ll get everything back though.

[random] + Don’t give me anything too pretty or I might not resist.

[random] + Here’s my bag, dig in, I’ll eat something meanwhile.

[romance>7] + Kiss for a trade, remember. Nothing’s free.

[romance>7] + Just don’t steal anything else, my heart is enough. Haha, oh I had to, sorry.

[romance>7] + Anything.

[marriage] + Just take off whatever you want, isn’t that the whole point of being married?

[marriage] + Sure, honey. Hah, wonderfully silly.

(romance should have the random options available as well, and marriage should have all of them)

3. We have to part ways for now.

[normal] + A shame that, but I’m sure there’s some execution to sabotage in Solitude. I’ll be there if anything.

[romance>7] + I’d rather stay by your side, I’ll be worried about you. Find me in Solitude as soon as you can. I hope you will.

[marriage] + Hm, I could use a bit of lazy time. I’ll be at home, tanning. Don’t let me fry though.

4. Wait here for a moment.

+ Mhm.

5. Come with.

+ I’ll be close.

RANDOMLY APPEAR ONCE (2 at a time):

1. You seem to be disappointed by a mighty lot of things.

+ That’s only because there’s mighty lot of disappointment to go around.

+ I want the best in life, and you know how it goes.

+ By one piece of crap, and you have manure vendors knocking at your door the next day.

2. Why do you eat bugs? That’s beyond disgusting.

+ Disgusting? How can something so colorful be disgusting?

+ Irresistible more like.

~ Dis-gus-ting. #1

~ Hmpf. Maybe I should try once. #2

#1: You’ll come around yet. Can’t be any other way.

#2: I’ll make sure you do.

~ I’m scared already.

~ I can munch, but I’m not touching it, so you’ll have to make sure hands on. [ROMANCE +1]

~ Sounds good.

3. Do you always travel with your sister?

+ No, only occasionally. We lead two very different lives and appreciate entirely different things.

+ But when our paths cross for a longer while, I enjoy it. Even if it might not seem so sometimes.

+ Don’t even think about telling her I said that.

4. Don’t you ever get tired of trying to explore every single thing?

+ Not ever. I won’t rest till my pocket map is covered in red.

~ Red? #1

~ That’s awesome. I sure won’t disappoint you. #2

~ Doesn’t that make the map useless? #3

#1: Like the blood that is usually spilled in the ‘visited’ places.

#2: Kindred souls are the best of things.

#3: Yeah, so? I can always borrow yours. No problem.

~Going through my stuff, hmm? Well next time make sure you check eeevery pocket. I’ll hide it well. [ROMANCE +1]

~ Ha. Good to know. I’ll keep it safe and hid!

~ Sure, just ask.

5. You pay attention to a lot of useless detail.

+ Someone has to since everybody else pays attention to rest of it.

6. What happened to your eye?

+ I don’t know, I was born like this. Virtut liked to say she managed to curse me in our mother’s womb. First proof of her skill.

+ But if anyone cursed me, it was the mother herself. The spite she had in her, she didn’t need no magic to make it happen.

+ Why? Does it bother you?

~ Not at all. I think it adds some sexy mystery. #1 [ROMANCE +1]

~ No, but I’m sorry that happened to you. #2

~ It doesn’t look great, no. #3

#1: Hmm. I can always add a furtive glance to spice things up. Just let me know.

#2: One blind eye and you’re sorry? You big softie.

~ That’s me.

~ I like you, nothing I can do about it. [ROMANCE +1]

#3: I’m sure we can find an eye patch somewhere. But I can’t promise no ‘yarring’ if that happens.

7. You seem not have had the greatest mother.

+ Not the greatest? She was the inspiration for every evil witch in fairytale history.

+ I’d tell you more, but I don’t want to give you nightmares.

~ I don’t mind a good nightmare if I could crawl into your bedroll afterwards. #1 [ROMANCE +1]

~ But I love a good horror story. #2

~ Yeah, I suppose some things are better left unsaid.

#1: Hm, in such case let me think of a best one and I’ll get back to you.

#2: Hah, I’d rather get you a good book instead then. For my own sanity.

8. Is there anything you wouldn’t like to do? Blackmail, theft, murder?

+ Why? Are you planning something special?

~ Not right now. Just curious. #1

~ Always. So I need to know my companion. #2

~ I don’t do such things, no. Just asking. #3

~ I think breaking the law together is incredibly romantic. Wouldn’t mind your company in crime. #4 [ROMANCE +1]

#1: I might not appreciate every murder, but I stand by my team either way, don’t worry.

#2: Oh, now I’m intrigued. I might not like it, but I will sure enjoy it, hah. Plan ahead.

#3: Well, if you ever need to, just ask. I’ll keep your hands clean and have some fun myself.

#4: Do I like the sound of that. Less talk, more criming.

9. Will you stay with me when things get really dangerous?

+ Why wouldn’t I?

~ Um, it would be dangerous. #1

~ I hoped you’d say so. I wouldn’t want some stupid danger get between me and my prey. #2 [ROMANCE +1]

~ I’m glad. Dying together is much more fun. And romantic. Don’t you think? #3 [ROMANCE +1]

~ Good. Just making sure.

#1: Living on a farm is dangerous too. My aunt got killed by a raging cow. And I heard of a chicken that got a kill.

#2: Prey, am I? Hmm, might be fun to play this part for a change. I’m not going anywhere.

#3: I could think of more fun things to do together, but it sure is romantic. Better than nothing.

APPEAR ONCE, WHEN “ROMANCE” EQUALS 3 AND QUESTS ARE COMPLETE:

(I tried to be thorough, but if I forgot to add the “Romance” variable rising in an obvious place, feel free to correct it!)

1. Why are you an adventurer if you don’t like fighting?

+ Oh, but I like fighting very much. It’s the killing part that bothers me sometimes.

~ Why? #01

~ Shouldn’t it get easier? #01

~ I’m the same way, to be honest. #02

+ I don’t like finality, and death is the definition of final. Doesn’t matter whose.

+ Being right does help though.

~ What if you’re wrong though? #03

~ Have you ever been wrong? #03

~ I’m always right, so you will have it easy by my side. #04

+ Happy to hear it. It’d be nice to have a company when I kneel over that dead draugr crying my eyes out.

~ It’s a date. #05

~ Only if you join me in mourning my steak. #06

~ I thought we were having a serious talk. #07

+ When I’m wrong, I tell myself I’m right as many times as it takes to believe it.

+ It only happens when it’s too late for it to matter anyway, so who cares?

~ That’s not very moral. #08

~ Solid plan that. Still, I’m never wrong, so you needn’t worry now. #04

~ If that’s what works for you. <end>

+ How long exactly do you intend to drag me around?

~ What? Bored of me already? #09

~ Forever and ever. #10

~ Hard to tell. #11

~ I enjoy your company, I don’t see a reason to part ways yet. #12

+ Bring the candles, I’ll get the tablecloth.

~ Speaking of dates… real ones. #13

~ We’re joking, right? Just want to make sure. #14

~ You know, I like you, how about we make it a real date? Draugr remains optional. #15 [ROMANCE +1]

~ Shall be done. <end>

+ I got your back, worry not.

~ I don’t mind your company in general, you know. #13

~ Do you like steak? #16

~ Good to know. <end>

+ Of but it’s dead serious.

~ Ha. Ha. #17

~ Okay, got me here. You know, I don’t mind your company in general, not at all. #13

~ Psh. Fine, fine. Let’s go kill some draugr then. <end>

+ Never said it was.

~ Oh well, doesn’t matter now since I’m never wrong. You’ll have it easy with me. #04

~ Guess we do what we have to do. #18

~ I don’t like that. #19

~ True. Well, let’s go. <end>

+ Ah, not at all. Just curious.

~ Forever and ever. #10

~ Hard to tell. #11

~ I enjoy your company, I don’t see a reason to part ways yet. #12

+ That’s a long time. I’m afraid I’ll get myself killed before we get there, but I’ll do my best.

~ I like spending time with you, you know. #13

~ Please do. I don’t want to scour the world for a new companion, too lazy for that. #20

~ Good. Alright, let’s get going. Eternity won’t wait forever. <end>

+ Indeed. Time will tell us.

~ I like spending time with you, you know. #13

~ I don’t want to scour the world for a new companion though, too lazy for that. #20

~ So for now, let’s get moving, yeah? <end>

+ I’m glad to hear it. Can’t say you’re a bother to be around either.

~ I like spending time with you in general, you know. #13

~ Also,I don’t want to scour the world for a new companion though, too lazy for that. #20

~ Cool. Let’s go and enjoy it while doing something useful then. <end>

+ Hm?

~ Do you like me? #21

~ I think I have got a crush on you. #22 [ROMANCE +1]

~ I… um… Never mind. #23

~ Would you like to go on a date with me? #15 [ROMANCE +1]

~ I like you. Romantically. Do I interest you? #24 [ROMANCE +1]

~ I… um… #25

~ Actually, never mind. #23

+ Yes… of course. Unless you want a draugr-table dinner. I’m always open to new things.

~ I’m not comfortable with that. #26

~ Um, how about we go on a normal date instead? #15 [ROMANCE +1]

~ Oh what the hell. Whenever we catch a chance then. You know, I like spending time with you. #13

~ Ha. Alright. Let’s go and find some then. <end>

~ You know what? We should really get moving. Yes, let’s go. <end>

+ A date? No, that’s not really my thing. And it seems… a little out of place.

+ One moment we gut a troll and roll in its fat, another dress up for a meal? Nay, that won’t work.

~ So you mean you’d never consider me romantically? #26

~ You’ve got a point. Maybe next time we roll in the troll fat, I’ll just ask you some cute questions. #27 [ROMANCE +1]

~ But, please? #28

~ Okay, that’s fair enough. Let’s go then. <back to menu>

+ More than I should. Why?

~ How about a real date with a steak then? #15 [ROMANCE +1]

~ And do you like me? #21

~ I think I have a crush on you… not that’s it’s got anything to with steak or anything. #22

~ Just asking. Let’s go hunt something tasty. <end>

+ Lighten up before you scare the sun off. Come on, let’s get going. <end>

+ Indeed.

~ Well, I’m never wrong, so you needn’t worry now anyway. #04

~ You know, I was thinking… #13

~ You know what? We should talk more. I was thinking… #13

~ Glad we got that set. Now onwards to the next victory. <end>

+ I don’t expect you to, don’t worry. Let’s go now, together or not, your call. <end>

+ Ha, so then I’m irreplaceable it seems.

~ I like spending time with you in general, you know. #13

~ Well, I might still stumble upon someone else. So don’t get too cocky. #29

~ Let us go, my irreplaceable man, enough chat. <end>

+ Quite.

~ I mean romantically, just so we’re clear. #30

~ What do you mean “quite”! #31

~ I like you too. Quite. #32 [ROMANCE +1]

~ Would you like to go on a date with me? #15 [ROMANCE +1]

~ I’m glad. Okay, let’s go then! <end>

+ A crush? That’s adorable. Sorry, but it is, coming from you. I like you too, though in a more *cough* manly way.

~ Obviously you do. How could you not like such an adorable thing? #32

~ Excuse me! #33

~ Uh, I’m relieved. That was awkward. How about an awkward date to complete the picture? #15

~ Feels good to have it out, haha. How about we get going and do something heroic now. <end>

~ That’s a relief, hah. Let’s go and do something vile to wash away the awkward. <end>

+ Alright. Let’s get going then. <end>

+ Not beating around the bush, are you? Hm, yes. You quite do.

~ What do you mean “quite”! #31

~ Would you like to go on a date with me? #15

~ Good to know. Let’s see where that goes, but meanwhile, time to kicks some ass. <end>

+ Come on, I don’t bite. Hm, no, scratch that. But I’m sure you’re not that easily scared.

~ Do you like me? #21

~ I think I have got a crush on you. #22 [ROMANCE +1]

~ I… um… Never mind. #23

~ Would you like to go on a date with me? #15 [ROMANCE +1]

+ Oh but I never said that. I do actually like you. Just… match the romance to the situation.

~ You do? Oh… Um… I’m happy to hear it. #34

~ Fine. Next time it’s blood instead of wine and raw slaughterfish for the main course. #35

~ Uh. I’m relieved! And glad. Yeah. So, let’s go and kick some ass now. <end>

+ Sounds perfect. Come on, let’s go and hunt some trolls. <end>

+ I don’t know if you’re serious or joking… On the off-chance you’re serious, I didn’t said I didn’t like you.

+ I actually do. I just really don’t see us on a date.

~ You like me? Oh… Um… I’m happy to hear it. #34

~ Fine. Next time it’s blood instead of wine and raw slaughterfish for the main course. #35

~ Uh. I’m relieved! And glad. Yeah. So, let’s go and kick some ass now. <end>

+ I’ll just hope my charm does the work.

~ I actually do like spending time with you, you know. #13

~ It seems to be… #13

~ It does a fine job so far, gotta say. #13

~ Mhm. Don’t tempt me. Let’s go. <end>

+ I know well what you mean, don’t worry.

~ Then what do you mean “quite!” #31

~ Good. Let’s see where that takes us then, shall we? <end>

~ I’m happy to hear it. We should get moving now. Come on. <end>

+ I mean just enough. Come on, I’m sure we’ve got some dragons to slay or something. <end>

+ Hah, fair point that. Come on, adorable. You’re even cuter when you fight, so let’s see some of that. <end>

+ You’re just making it worse, you know that, right? Come on, you’re even cuter when you fight, so let’s see some of that. <end>

+ Yes. Let’s go, we have a lot of things to do, don’t we? <end>

+ That sounds delicious. Can’t wait. But in the meanwhile, let’s go do something useful. <end>

APPEAR ONCE WHEN “ROMANCE” IS 5 OR HIGHER AND QUESTS ARE COMPLETE

1. Have you ever thought about getting married?

+ I have. And I laughed at the thought. The way people marry in Skyrim seems… impulsive. And pointless.

~ It’s different when you love someone, don’t you think? #1

~ Oh come on, you wouldn’t want to marry someone as hot as me? #2 [ROMANCE +2]

~ I think it’s wonderful. I’d like to get married one day. #3

#1: No, not really. Love is love, it doesn’t need a forced custom to keep it company. But to each their own.

#2: Do you want to burn the temple down? Be considerate.

#3: I have a vague feeling you’re trying to tell me something, but oh… it’s gone.

~ I’ll wear you down yet. Better start picking out clothes. [ROMANCE +2]

~ Who knows, I might want to marry you one day. [ROMANCE +2] #4

#4: Many things are possible, but that’s so not one of them. You can get a kiss though.

~ Nope, no hidden agenda. Just an innocent question, don’t worry.

2. I want to hear that nightmare story from your childhood. You owe me, remember?

+ Is that so?

~ Or we can just cuddle up at night for no reason at all. #1 [ROMANCE +2]

~ It is so indeed. #2

~ I’ll let you off the hook, but that will cost you a kiss. #3 [ROMANCE +2]

#1: Well, I sure don’t need a reason for that.

#2: I don’t remember any such thing. You must’ve dreamt it up. Happens to the best, worry not.

#3: Deal. I hope you don’t sell your items that way.

3. I want to talk to you for a moment.

+ Yes?

~ Do you want to sleep with me? #1 [ROMANCE +2]

~ I want you. Tonight. #2 [ROMANCE +2]

~ Well, I like you, and you clearly like me, and it’s been a while… #3

~ Actually, never mind.

#1: Would a simple ‘yes’ be a deficient answer?

~ Not at all, works for me. #4

~ Is that a yes? #4

#2: Your wish is my command. Especially when I agree this much.

#3: Is this about sex or am I being a jerk?

~ Definitely sex. Do you want to sleep with me? #1 [ROMANCE +2]

~ If you’re a jerk, then I’m a jerk, because I want you. Tonight. #2 [ROMANCE +2]

~ No! I meant to tell you that I’m glad we’ve met. It was a lucky chance, and I’m happy to know you. That’s all. #5

#4: This day should hurry up and end already. Oh, aren’t you tired? I’m so tired. It’s actually bedtime, I’d say. No doubt.

#5: Mhm, mhm.

~ Oh, fine! I want you. Tonight. #2 [ROMANCE +2]

~ …do you want to sleep with me? #1 [ROMANCE +2]

~ We should get going now.

APPEAR ONCE WHEN “ROMANCE” IS 10 OR HIGHER, QUESTS ARE COMPLETE, AND AMULET OF MARA WORN:

RANDOM APPEARANCE WHEN “ROMANCE” IS 10 OR HIGHER AND QUESTS ARE COMPLETE (1 at a time):

1. I really like this armor on you. Can I grope a little?

[random] + Grope away, I’m sure the armor will enjoy it immensely. I know I would in its place.

2. Aren’t you glad I found you in that cave?

+ Aren’t you glad you found me in that cave?

~ I am. #1

~ I asked first. #2

~ That’s not cute. #3

#1: And so am I. Now give me some salt and pepper to fix the taste in my mouth.

#2: You’re just trying to mush me up. Not happening.

#3: And yet you still love me. Who’s to blame here?

3. Are you dozing off standing up?

+ I gotta sleep at some point. At night either you exhaust me, or I exhaust myself thinking of you.

+ No wonder all mages look so worn out, thinking is such a tiring activity.

RANDOM APPEARANCE WHEN MARRIED (1 at a time):