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Chaine and Virtut are two immobilized ghosts in some sort of cave/dungeon. In the same dungeon, Dragonborn can find an item that can ‘defreeze’ one of them. They can then agree to help the freed sibling ‘defreeze’ the other one by going to talk to a mage guilty of the siblings’ predicament.

 

FIRST MEETING DIALOGUES

 

CHAINE

 

01 <initiates upon awakening>

+ Oh, hello there. Wait, what in the… I should not have eaten that glowing bonemeal, should I…

~ Who are you? #02

~ Glowing bonemeal? #03

~ Serves you right, stupidity kills. #04

~ Well, you’re free now. Farewell. #05

 

02

+ I think I’m hallucinating. Hey, how do I look?

~ All ghosts tend to look the same, you know. #6

~ Blue and shiny. I like it. #6

~ A touch pale, if you ask me. #6

~ Like a very handsome ghost indeed. #6 [Romance +1]

~ Hallucinating about what? #7

 

03

+ In my defense, it looked *really* enticing.

+ Seems to have messed with my head though. I’m feeling a bit… see-through at the moment, hehe.

~ You’re a ghost, how did you expect to feel?

~ I’m afraid I got bad news. You *are* see-through.

~ I think that bonemeal killed you. Sorry, champ.

 

04

+ Kills? What do you mean *kills*?

~ Last I checked ghosts were dead. #6

~ A little confused, are you? You’re a ghost. #6

 

05

+ Always in such a rush. Go, go. Don’t want to be guilty of some belated world-saving or whatever.

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06

+ For the love of… This is not a hallucination? I am a… ghost?!

~ Aye, captain. #8

~ What did you think? #8

~ Yes, you are. #8

~ I guess that’s news for you then? #8

 

07

+ Myself. Being… spectral. The strangest feeling, trust me.

~ You’re not exactly hallucinating. #6

~ Mhm, mhm, absolutely. #6

 

08

+ That’s… strange. And… unpredicted. And… well, that’s not the bonemeal, alright.

+ I’ve eaten stranger things, and while it doesn’t always end well, this is…

+ Ah. I see. That sniveling hag. I see my sister isn’t faring much better, is she?

~ What of the hag? #9

~ The other ghost is your sister? #10

~ Sorry, this thing seems depleted, I can’t free her as well. There must be another way though. #11

~ You don’t seem very panicky for someone who just realized he’s dead. #12

 

09

+ It’s a rather silly story, you see.

+ But you have to admit. Robbing people off their bodies and freezing them in a cave, is harsh for little prank.

~ Did you prank a necromancer or something? #13

~ Yes, seems like an overreaction. #13

~ Depends on a prank, you know. #13

 

10

+ Yes, Virtut. Maybe we’re not the best influence on one another.

+ But after seeing her again after a few years, we just wanted to revisit our childhood a little.

+ Can you free her as well?

~ Sorry, this thing seems depleted. There must be another way though. #11

 

11

+ There is, there is. I’d be panicking if I didn’t know that.

+ I just hoped for a faster solution. And you could be twice the hero.

~ I’m hero enough. What’s the solution? #9

~ Sorry, but maybe I could help you with the solution then? #9

 

12

+ I’m not *dead*, excuse me. I’m just temporarily ghosted.

~ What in the Nine does that mean? #14

~ And insane, clearly. #15

~ Can you undo it? #16

 

13

+ See, there was this woman, and she loved cats. Biggest cat lover I’ve seen.

+ She was also a hag. The kind that would steal your last piece of candy just to see you cry.

+ So my dear sister here, dared me to steal one of the hag’s cats to… well, to see her cry instead.

+ Clearly.

+ Now, the catnapping went brilliantly. The aftermath, not quite. As you can see.

+ The cat lady seems to have realized what happened. And gone just a bit more crazy.

~ How do you know it was her? #17

~ You didn’t kill the kitty, did you? #18

~ I hope you at least killed the cat. #19

~ So what now? #20

 

14

+ It means temporarily ghosted. I don’t know how to say it clearer.

~ You’re insane, you know that, right? #15

~ So you can undo it? #16

 

15

+ No. But that’s what an insane person would say, isn’t it? Haha. Well.

~ Can you… unghost yourself then? #16

~ So what of that hag? #9

~ Is the other ghost your sister? #10

 

16

+ No, not really. But I’m sure it can be done. Somehow.

+ But right now, I have to find a way to free Virtut.

~ Do you know how? #09

~ Maybe I can help? #09

 

17

+ It’s her footprints, all over the place. Nobody else has feet this small.

~ That sounds like a load of crap to me. #21

~ I see. Okay, so what now? #20

 

18

+ Of course not, why would I kill the kitty? I don’t like choking on fur.

~ I’m not even gonna ask. So what now? #20

~ Do you eat everything you kill or see? #22

~ I don’t have time for this. See you. #23

 

19

+ I smell evil. You should wash.

~ Ha. It’s best scent available. Anyway, what now with your situation? #20

~ Yeah, maybe, it’s been a while. So, what of your situation now? #20

~ You smell. Deal with your problems yourself. #23

~ I don’t have time for this. See you. #23

 

20

+ I know where the stolen cat is, so I’ll just talk to the hag and hope she trades the information for my sister.

+ Simple and painless. Though it might be best if I had some company, you know?

+ Just so she doesn’t freeze me again on sight or something. What do you think?

~ Sure, why not. Name’s <NAME>, by the way. But I might have something to do on the way. I’m kinda trying to save the world here. #24

~ Splendid idea. Unless you’re in a big rush, stuff just tend to pile up on me, and dragons trump cats. Sorry. I’m <NAME>, by the way. #24

~ Sorry, maybe later, yeah? I’m in a rush. #25

~ Not happening. I’ve got a world to save. #25

 

21

+ It’s true. What can I say? I also heard her cackle as she jumped out on us from her ambush. Unmistakable.

~ I suppose… So, what’s the plan? #20

~ I’m so not buying it. Tell me the truth or I’m out of here. #26

 

22

+ Mother didn’t feed us well. Gotta make up for the lost time.

~ That’s not healthy for you. #27

~ Did you eat humans too? #28

~ I’m really sorry about that. So, can I help you somehow here? #20

~ Makes sense. Anyway, can I help you here somehow? #20

~ You’re insane. Still, can I help you somehow here? #20

 

23

+ If that’s so. See you.

 

24

+ Pleasure. I guess it’s not like she’ll be bored, huh? Just don’t tell her I stalled when she’s awake, or I’ll taste the real death.

<becomes a follower>

 

25

+ If you change your mind, drop by. We might still be around. Unless the world ends, that is. Thumbs crossed.

 

26

+ What, you want me to make up some ridiculous story? I’m not a stinky liar. You got all I had.

~ Fine. Whatever. So what do you need? #20

~ Not happening, no. Good luck on your own. #25

 

27

+ That’s what temples are for. And I know a spell or two too to remedy this or that. It’s all good.

~ Tututu. Alright, so can I help you here somehow? #20

~ Your stomach, not mine. As for your other issue, can I help somehow? #20

~ True, true. Unless you die before you get to one. Anyway, need help with this situation here? #20

 

28

+ Gods, I hope not. But who knows what those necromancer brews are made of.

~ I… Okay, whatever. Can I help you somehow? #20

~ Oh those, yeah. I love them. Guess I’ll be hoping with you. Anyway, can I help? #20

~ That’s just disgusting. I’m out of here. #25

 

<IF PLAYER DOESN’T TAKE ON THE QUEST BUT RETURNS AND INITIATES THE CONVERSATION AGAIN>

 

29

+ Changed your mind?

~ Yes, in fact. So, what’s the deal? #30

~ Yes, let’s go. Name’s <NAME>, by the way. #31

~ No, just passing by. #32

 

30

+ I need to tell the woman who froze and ghosted us where her stolen cat is. In return, she should unfreeze Virtut.

+ And maybe do something about this spectral situation.

~ Alright, let’s go. Name’s <NAME>, by the way. #31

~ I changed my mind. #33

 

31

+ Wonderful. Onwards to… fun things, I hope.

<becomes a follower>

 

VIRTUT

 

01 <initiates upon awakening>

+ Huh? What? …oh, that hag, the moment I see her, she’ll wish she killed me more thoroughly!

~ Who are you? #02

~ What hag? #03

~ What happened to you? #04

~ You’re free now. You’re welcome. #05

~ I have to go, enjoy your freedom. #06

 

02

+ Name’s Virtut, and I’m me, generally speaking. Definitions are for the lazy. What’s that thing you’re holding?

~ This? Oh, that freed you from this frozen stance you were in. You know that other ghost? #07

~ It’s what I used to free you, but it seems depleted now. I can’t free the other ghost. #08

~ It’s an artifact and for a thousand gold pieces it can be yours. #09

 

03

+ The woman who put me in this state of… not-quite-death. And over a simple misunderstanding too! Some people.

~ What kind of misunderstanding? #4

~ Why are you so calm? You’re basically dead. #10

~ Are you going to do something it? #11

 

04

+ My brother and I found an interesting trinket on our way, a cat-shaped statuette of sorts.

+ It looked like something more than a dumb ornament, so he wanted to take it to look into it, and wouldn’t leave it be.

+ Potential riches or adventures, or… I don’t… whatever.

+ So we are about to leave to ruin, when a mad hag jumps us spewing all sort of nonsense!

+ Apparently the statuette was hers, but before I had a chance to just give it back to her, she froze us both, and here we are.

+ Joke’s on her though, since I still got the statuette with me.

~ So this other ghost is your brother then? #07

~ Sounds like one over-aggressive witch. #12

~ Well, I can’t free your brother with this device, do you know what could we do about it? #11

~ Serves you right for touching other people’s stuff. #12

~ Why didn’t she take it after she got you both frozen? #13

 

05

+ Thank you. I’m Virtut, by the way, and this here is Chaine, my brother. Though he seems a bit stiff at the moment.

~ Yes, I freed you with this device, but alas, it seems depleted now. #08

~ What happened to you? #04

~ You mentioned a hag. #03

 

06

+ Yeah… Got a frozen ghost of a brother, a crazy hag to deal with, and no body to use. I’m not sure about that enjoyment part here.

~ You sound as if the no body part was something new? #14

~ Fine, fine. I guess I can help a bit. What’s with that hag? #04

~ Alright, I suppose I can help a little. But this device is depleted, I can’t unfreeze your brother. #08

~ Yeah, life’s tough, isn’t it? I got… well I haven’t got all day to list it. Good luck though. #15

~ Yeah, wouldn’t want to be you. Bye, bye. #16

 

07

+ That’s my brother Chaine, mhm. And dare I say, it was his greedy fingers that got us where we are.

~ This device won’t work anymore. I cannot free him as I did you. #08

~ Why so? What happened to you guys? #04

~ Then maybe he should be left as is and learn a lesson. #17

~ So what’s the plan now? #11

 

08

+ Go figure. Nothing’s ever easy, is it? Pf. I wouldn’t even expect it to at this point. So it comes down to that hag, I guess.

~ Who? #03

~ What happened to you anyway? #04

~ So what’s there to do? #11

 

09

+ You’re trying to sell junk to a ghost. You’re aware of that, right?

~ Yes, because it’s a Deghostifier! #18

~ I’m don’t like discriminate against anyone, business or love. #19

~ Fine, fine. I’ll find another fool. Either way, it seems depleted, so I cannot help the other ghost here. #08

 

10

+ Eh, I can walk, I can talk, I can think. Could be far worse. Once I’m a pile of dust, I’ll start to worry.

~ So you’re fine with this? Just like that? #20

~ Fair enough. What happened to you anyway? #04

~ Hm, and who’s the other ghost then? #07

 

11

+ Preferably talk some sense into that woman. Have to trade this damned cat figurine for my brother’s freedom.

~ What happened anyway? #04

~ The other ghost? #07

~ Why are you so calm though? You’re basically dead. #10

~ You think that will work? #25

 

12

+ Pardon me, but ‘witch’? That’s me. And that word isn’t going anywhere near that woman.

~ So the other ghost is your brother then? #07

~ What kind of witch are you? #21

~ Well, I can’t free your brother with this device, do you know what could we do about it? #11

~ Why didn’t she take the statuette after she got you both frozen? #13

 

13

+ I honestly don’t know. Maybe she was stupid. Maybe she didn’t see it as it got ethereal along with me.

~ She got mad, because you took it though, didn’t she? #22

~ I see, so what’s the plan? #11

 

14

+ Hm, yeah. Can’t say I’m too happy about it.

~ Then why are you so calm? You’re basically dead! #10

~ Understandable, I guess. What happened anyway? #04

 

15

+ Mhm… To you too.

 

16

+ If you ever wake up and croak, think of me.

 

17

+ It’s hard to learn a lesson with mind void of a single thought, don’t you think?

+ No, I have to bring him back to his senses… and then smack them out of his head.

~ So what can be done then? #11

~ Why did all of this happen anyway? #04

 

18

+ Mhm, well I just so happen to have a thousand gold on me, but it’s all ghostified as I am. Guess you have to use it first.

~ Fine, fine. I’ll find another fool. Either way, it seems depleted, so I cannot help the other ghost here. #08

 

19

+ Aw, that’s so sweet. How about a lively kiss then? Just don’t swallow the ectoplasm. I heard it’s unhealthy.

~ With pleasure. #22 [Romance +1]

~ Ew, ectoplasm. I guess I do have my boundaries. So what happened here anyway? #04

 

20

+ The other choice is be pissed or sad. I’m already a ghost, I don’t need to be a brooding one. Wouldn’t help a thing really.

~ Fair enough. What happened to you anyway? #04

~ Hm, and who’s the other ghost then? #07

~ You’re a strange woman. #23

~ I’d pay for this kind of attitude. #24

 

21

+ The kind with a brother to free. I’d love to chat, but sisterly duty calls.

~ Fair enough. What happened to you anyway? #04

~ I see, so what’s the plan? #11

 

22

+ Hah, quite a charmer I got here, hm? How about this.

+ You help me defreeze my brother, and in return you get a nice, gravely smooch.

~ Works for me. So what’s here to do exactly? #25

~ I thought it was my kiss that was the prize here. #26

 

23

+ I’m a specter, that’s my right. And I finally got a decent excuse. Guess something good does come out of it after all.

~ What happened to you anyway? #04

~ Who’s the other ghost? #07

 

24

+ As with everything worth anything, you can’t buy it. Sorry.

~ What happened to you anyway? #04

~ Who’s the other ghost? #07

~ What are you going to do now? #11

 

25

+ Gotta go find the woman that did this to use, give her the figurine, get a way to unfreeze my brother.

+ I don’t even think there’s a chance to get our bodies back, but it won’t hurt to ask about that either.

+ It would be smart of me not to go alone though. And I just seem to have a nice hero here, who I’m sure would love to help.

+ Right?

~ Chasing wicked hags all over Skyrim? I’m in. Might have to save a world on the way though. Name’s <NAME>, by the way. #27

~ I suppose I could help you. Might have an errand or two to run on the way though. I’m <NAME>, by the way. #27

~ I’ve got too much other things to do. Maybe later. #28

 

26

+ Things change so quickly, don’t they? Like tides on the sea or the woman’s mood.

~ Fine, fine, so what’s here to do exactly? #25

~ Fine, fine, tell me what you need, but I’m not doing it for the kiss. Who needs a ghost’s smooch anyway! #25

 

27

+ Not like he’ll notice. Will do. Let’s get going.

<becomes a follower>

 

28

+ If I’m still here. I might get bored and go risk it myself. Or find another hero.

 

<IF PLAYER DOESN’T TAKE ON THE QUEST BUT RETURNS AND INITIATES THE CONVERSATION AGAIN>

 

29

+ Changed your mind?

~ Yes, in fact. So, what’s to be done? #25

~ Yes, let’s be on our way. Name’s <NAME>, by the way. #31

~ No, just passing by. #32

 

30

+ I need to give the woman who froze us her statuette back in exchange for defreezing Chaine.

+ And maybe do something about this spectral situation.

~ Alright, let’s go. Name’s <NAME>, by the way. #31

~ I changed my mind. #33

 

31

+ Great. Just don’t stop to pick up any junk. Pretty please.

<becomes a follower>