Callen and the Horker
And so then came clashing with iron and steel
As the brave lass Callen charged in, full of zeal!
And the Redguard named Gorr he was hungry no more-
As stomach was full of the stew they did bore!
Here’s some screenshots and a song courtesy of Numeriku. It shows our brave warriors preparing a traditional holiday feast to celebrate the birth of Elf Jesus or something.
Anyhow. if you wish to have a lore friendly Xmas dinner of your own and can’t find a horker, I suggest slaying a walrus and slapping some gravy on it, tastes about the same.