Hjoromir by Wade Lycan

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Wade Lycan: “I said ‘If you can kill a dragon with nothing but your iron dagger then you can follow me.’ I…underestimated his desperation.”

Fools rush in
Where Aedra fear to tread
And so I come to you my foe
My heart inside your head

Though I see
The danger there
If there’s a chance for me
Then I don’t care

Fools rush in
Where wise men never go
But wise men never save the world
So how are they to know

When we fought
I felt my life begin
So open up your mouth and let
This fool rush in

Holiday Horker Hunting

numeriku:

And so then came clashing with iron and steel

As the brave lass Callen charged in, full of zeal!

And the Redguard named Gorr he was hungry no more-

As stomach was full of the stew they did bore!

Here’s some screenshots and a song courtesy of Numeriku. It shows our brave warriors preparing a traditional holiday feast to celebrate the birth of Elf Jesus or something.

Anyhow. if you wish to have a lore friendly Xmas dinner of your own and can’t find a horker, I suggest slaying a walrus and slapping some gravy on it, tastes about the same.