Guy walks into a church to pray to Saint Anthony. Says it’s because he’s the Patron Saint of Lost Items. Priest gets curious, asks the kid what he’s lost. Kid looks up at the padre and tells him, “my virginity.” Priest puts his hand on the kid’s shoulder, tells him, Sorry kid, I’m afraid not even Saint Anthony can help you.
Point is, you lose your innocence, you don’t get it back. Somehow though, Tikrid manages to do just that.
And so then came clashing with iron and steel
As the brave lass Callen charged in, full of zeal!
And the Redguard named Gorr he was hungry no more-
As stomach was full of the stew they did bore!
Here’s some screenshots and a song courtesy of Numeriku. It shows our brave warriors preparing a traditional holiday feast to celebrate the birth of Elf Jesus or something.
Anyhow. if you wish to have a lore friendly Xmas dinner of your own and can’t find a horker, I suggest slaying a walrus and slapping some gravy on it, tastes about the same.
Numeriku makes the best screenshots. High resolution, sweet poses, and even the occasional story contained therein. This one probably ends with a few dead vampires. Dracula, Blacula, and Tom Cruise best watch their backs. Dawn’s a coming.