They’re going to pick me next. I know it.

One of my friends got picked last time, I was so excited for him. Can’t wait to join him in Paradise Bay.

I like to imagine myself on the beach, watching the sunset, and knowing I’ll never have to come back here again.

If you wanna know more about Paradise Bay, just listen to the radio.

Food, clothing, gyms and spas…they say Paradise Bay has everything.

I take things one day at a time. Out here, you got to. But in Paradise Bay? There’s nothing to take. You already have everything you could ever need.

I can’t wait to get to Paradise Bay. Any day now I tell you.

There’s a thousand ways to paradise. For me, it’s fixing things up.

Scene 1

What do you think it’s gonna be like?

I don’t know, but if you don’t get your test scores up, you’ll never find out.

Yeah, I’ve never done well on the written exam.

I’m the opposite. It’s the physical stuff that scares me. I don’t think I have the muscles for all the field work.

Hey, remember what the voice on the radio says. There’s a thousand ways to Paradise Bay.

Scene 2

How’s the crop yield looking?

Wait, I thought you were on farm duty.

No, that was last rotation. I’m doing water maintenance now.

Oh right. It’s hard to keep up with who’s doing what.

I know, but you know how it is. They want to see how well we adapt and work in different groups.

Scene 3

What do you think the written test’s like?

I don’t know. They probably just test you on your general knowledge.

I heard it was more like a psychological evaluation.

That makes sense too. They don’t want any wackos on Paradise Bay.

I guess that means you’re stuck here forever.

Hey, I resent that.

Scene 4

How is it Jeremy got into Paradise Bay and we didn’t?

He must’ve aced the written test. Not to mention he was easy on the eyes.

What does that have to do with anything? I thought it was hard work.

You heard what the voice said. “You’ve worked hard all week. Now it’s time to play…”

“…and there’s only one place to do it. Paradise Bay,” yeah, yeah, I know it by heart too. I’m just saying, Jeremy didn’t work as hard as the rest of us.

He can play hard though, and maybe that’s what they wanted this time.

Scene 5

Ever try to make sense of who gets a reservation?

Stopped trying a while back. There’s no rhyme or reason to it, best I can tell. You just gotta keep at it and hope it’s enough.

Well, so long as I get to go sometime. Has there ever been someone who didn’t get to go?

To Paradise Bay? Not since I’ve been here. Everyone goes eventually.

Quest – If given a ticket

Holy crap, is that a ticket in your hand? Does this mean I got picked? I’m really going to Paradise Bay?

If you say so.
So is that really for me? I can’t believe it. After all this time…I’m going to Paradise Bay!

Depends. What’s this worth to you?
You kidding? In Paradise Bay, you don’t want for anything. Here, take my caps. I sure as hell won’t be needing them!

That’s right. I hope this is worth it.
You’re joking, right? It’s worth more than all the caps in the world! This is Paradise Bay we’re talking about here!

Never mind.
Aw, man. You’re a real tease, you know that.

So is that really or reservation, or are you just messing with my head?

Quest Scene (say all, varies depending who player gives winning ticket too)

Guys, I did it! I got a reservation!

Don’t worry guys, I want forget about you. As far as I’m concerned, you’re all family.

if not chosen

Congratulations, you deserve it.

We’re so happy for you.

You’re one lucky son of a gun.

I hope I get a reservation next.

Go inside office

What are you talking about? This is my reservation! I’m going to Paradise Bay!

And I’m telling you, I can’t.

Why not?

Because it doesn’t exist!

You’re lying.

I’m sorry, but it’s the truth.

You know, every day I was out there working my butt off, and the only thing that kept me going was that resort. So I don’t care what you think. Either you take me to Paradise Bay, or I send you to hell.

Please, for the love of god, put the gun down!

Worker kills Doctor, others came in after hearing commotion, again do all lines, in this case you’re the person who comes in to the office after hearing the commotion.

Oh my god…

So all this time, Paradise Bay was a lie?

I can’t believe it…

This can’t be happening…

Post-Quest Hellos (note to self, turn quarantined patients Feral)

pessimistic npcs

I don’t know if there’s a point any more.

All this time they had us working double shifts. They were just using us.

I should’ve known it was a lie. No such thing as paradise here in the Commonwealth.

This is horrible. Why would they do this to us?

We turned off all the radios. I can’t stand listening to that voice now.

 

Post-Quest Side with Doctor

They say you need a special flu shot to get into Paradise Bay now. Everyone’s been getting it.

I hope nothing bad’s happened in Paradise Bay. It’d be a shame if someone from here was spreading the bug.

Scene

Why do you think they’re giving everyone shots?

Somebody must’ve gotten people on Paradise Bay sick. Probably a precaution.

Yeah, it’s pretty smart, being proactive and all.

Well, they do have the best doctors in the world.