Paradise Bay Quest
Paradise? I’m not falling for that trick.
It’ll take more than the promise of a fancy resort to fool us. At least, not without throwing in a luxury cruise to take us there.
That’s why I’m here.
Oh dear, then this is going to be awkward. (Because Paradise Bay is obviously a lie)
Well, I’m sorry to tell you, but Paradise Bay doesn’t exist. It’s just something we came up with to keep everyone from going into a panic.
I’m just passing through. Don’t want any trouble.
Of course, that doesn’t mean we aren’t equipped to make it. But yes, we come in peace.
What are you talking about?
Isn’t it obvious darling? It’s all these settlers have been talking about.
You don’t believe this crap about saving the settlement, do you?
Well, it’s slightly easier to believe than a magic, paradise resort.
Baseball quest Conv with Cult Leader
Who are you filling in for?
So their high priest is missing? Maybe he was smart enough to worship a more interesting sport.
You’re kidding, right? That’s ridiculous.
I’m afraid the only joke here is this man’s existence.
You know you’re completely nuts, right?
What this man knows would fill an entire thimble. So I doubt he knows anything of the insanity he speaks.
New Bruce? What do you mean by that?
A reincarnation of their god, apparently. And by “god,” they mean a man who was very good at hitting balls with a stick. But please, tell us more about your “New Bruce.”
Baseball quest Conv with Bruce
You’re a swell guy, you know that? You save my life, and you don’t even ask for any money. That’s rarer than tits on a bull.
(brooch is like broach or approach)
Or like a scarlet emerald on a raider’s brooch, but your analogy is fine too.
I can’t spare any more than 50 caps. But there’s gotta be something here worth taking.
My eyes would beg to differ, but don’t worry, not all of us did it for the money.
You want me to calm down? Do you have any idea what they were about to do to me?
I mean, I can’t say for sure it was gonna be bad, but I can tell just by looking at ’em that it wasn’t gonna be good.
And yet, judging by the rigor mortis, I doubt they’ll be harming anyone else.
To you maybe. It sure as hell was a big deal to me.
Then I’d say you owe it to yourself not to squander the life we’ve given you.
misc
A good red wine gets better with age. The same is true for us.
(margaret killed)
Spare the rod, spoil the raiders.
Ask for forgiveness, not permission.
I feel like my old self, thanks to you.
I’m bored, darling. Let’s go shoot something.
(margaret spared)
Always best to use the carrot over the stick.
I feel like a new woman, thanks to you. An old woman, but a new one all the same.
I’m bored, darling. Let’s go dancing.
more relationship
How are things between us?
Well, with Margaret dead, you’re the only family I’ve got. Hopefully you’ll have better luck than they did.
I’d say they’re just fine. I was losing my edge. Now, I have it back.
Margaret spared
Wonderful, darling. I feel like I’ve gained another sibling. And rest assured, you’ll always be my favorite.
Good. You helped me with my sister, now it’s my turn to return the favor.
OLD LINES
Quest to find Great Green Jewel
Great, although now we have new problem. There’s three “shots heard round the world,” but we don’t have time for all of them.
The trick is convincing the people who wanna kill us that it’s the Great Green Jewel.
And not an easy trick either. Fortunately we have centuries of poor education on our side.
Calm down. Getting angry won’t do us any good.
Besides, it’s not how I wanna spend our last day.
He’s right. It might ring hollow coming from me, but now isn’t the time for squabbles.
Synth Mystery
Perfect. Just follow my lead. Figuratively. I’ll be following you inside literally, so try and look as confused as I made that sound.
Whatever you say, darling, I stopped listening ages ago.
Just gotta make sure we’re on the same page. Or at least the same chapter. Or the same book.
Or perhaps we could close this chapter and be on our way. The cover alone is reason enough.
Well, you don’t have to do whatever I say. Just the last thing I said. Specifically that.
Darling, the day we listen to you is the day I give up truffles and red burgundy wine. But please, do keep barking orders. It’s rather amusing.
Good, good! Confusion is a good thing, trust me.
You would know. You’re the expert.
Quest to solve murder
Okay, calm down and take a deep breath…
A glass of wine and a cigarette might help too.
Yeah, you’ve fixed things all right. Fixed yourself for some time in a Diamond City jail cell.
You might be wrong on this one. This poor fellow wouldn’t hurt a fly. He isn’t strong enough to wield a swatter.
If so, that’s a serious security risk.
Yes, although this is probably not about guarding the perimeter, but watching what you eat.
Do you have any suspects?
Hopefully the kind that are easy to spot. Like a shady man with a twirled mustache.
brothel
Ah, the oldest profession. Although by the looks of the “talent,” I’m not sure we can call them professionals.
e-mail quest
Electronic mail? It’d never work.
Given how often I pretend things get lost in the mail, let’s hope for both our sakes it doesn’t.
kid in a bunker quest
(For the greater good) It’s for the greater good. Donate a portion of your supplies and it will not be forgotten.
Gluttony is not a virtue, boy. Generosity is.
(Do it and we stay friendly) Better to donate it willingly and keep them friendly.
And lord knows you have a shortage of friends.
(Threaten) We can do this the hard way, if you want.
Yes, you aren’t really in a position to bargain, child.
(Item Check – Abraham) What about your family? Is this what Abraham would want you to do?
From the letter he left, it sounds like he meant a great deal to you.
(Item Check – No Abraham) What about your family?
Or more importantly, someone you care about. The two aren’t necessarily the same thing.
Photo quest, find dirty photo
Relax. It’s just a photo
Yes, there are far more shocking things going on with your wallpaper.
I found it. As requested. Now what about my pay?
My dear, I think buying this photo is the last thing on her mind.
I’m not exactly pleased either. Those species aren’t my type.
If they were, I’d have to re-evaluate our partnership.
What’s the matter?
Well, normally I’d say it was the wallpaper, but I imagine it’s something else.
art collector slobbering over naughty photo
Rather eager, isn’t he? It seems this “art” collector takes his profession a little too seriously.
mutants playing football quest
Nothing matter when humans talk.
Socrates might’ve said the same. All this mutant needs is a toga.
Grogan agree. Humans talk too much. No point to any of it.
Of course there isn’t any point. We do it because it’s fun.
Human’s mouth always full of words. Never smash-mouth like people say.
And a mutant’s mouth is full of nonsense.
Football. Grogan talk about football. But Grogan tired of talking! He want to smash!
And yet, I’m sure he never gets tired of smashing.
Need some more shouty combat bits
(the ones I had originally were too wordy, so these should be easier to get pithy yells out)
Don’t even dare!
Say goodnight, darling!
This ends now!
My dear, you’re dead and you don’t even know it!
It’s over!
Last chance!
Defensive combat
Mind the turret!
Watch out!
Damn you!
Stay low!
(power attack)
Eyaaaaaargh!
IDLES
added a second line to this
Have you seen yourself, my dear? If I were in your shoes, the last thing I’d be doing is casting stones.
Then again, who in their right mind would ever want to wear your shoes.
Fens Street Sewer
Whoever this detective was, he never made it this far. Well, either that or he didn’t have a holotape player.
Somerville Place
It might be a tad irresponsible to raise children this close to the Glowing Sea. Imagine every night waking up to the sound of turret fire, never knowing what’s lurking beyond the fog.
Murkwater Construction Site
I’m not sure who’d want to live in a marsh besides ghouls and lizards. But if man conquered the moon, surely he could do the same here.
Suffolk County Charter School
Pink ghouls and pink goo. It doesn’t take a genius to see what happened here.
Hyde Park AO_Comment_Dialogue
I imagine with the flood, the only way inside these houses is through the roof.
Quincy Quarries
Ghoul raiders. To be honest, I’d grown tired of killing the normal type. Variety really is the spice of life.
Neponset Park
Having a cabin by the docks sounds appealing, until you realize you’re miles away from civilization.
East Boston Preparatory School AO_Comment Dialogue
“Prep school” implies an education that prepares you for what’s to come. If so, it’s hard to argue with the current curriculum.
Gibson Point Pier
If you recall, Gibson Point was popular with young people and deviants. The mirelurks are only slightly less annoying.
Lynn Pier Parking
It used to be difficult getting parking on the pier. Then they built this horrific parking structure, the people stopped coming, and the problem was solved.
Hub City Auto Wreckers AO_Comment Dialogue
We see a junkyard crane, whereas the Gunners see a modern day drawbridge. Junk in the Commonwealth is never what it seems.
Longneck Lukowski AO_Comment_Dialogue
The atomic bomb, the Christmas sweater, and food in a can. Three of mankind’s most horrific inventions.
Kingsport Lighthouse
This is a nice place for a settlement. Well, that or a turn of the century crime novel.
Crater House
Princes of Maine, Kings of New England. Good night to all of them.
Nahant Oceanological Society AO_Comment_Dialogue
If you recall, the Oceanological society was doing all it could to stop radioactive pollution. Suffice to say they didn’t succeed.
South Boston Police Station
The median income in South Boston was over a million dollars last I checked. With that kind of funding, even the police stations are well preserved.
Hardware Town
More raiders. This is what we get for trying to help people.
Gwinnett Restaurant AO_Comment_Dialogue
I never understood how they got Button Gwinnett’s name on this brewery. What’s to stop me from selling hats by Thomas Jefferson?
General Atomics AO_Comment_Dialogue
Now if there were only a training facility like this for raiders.
Boston Police Rationing Site
I don’t know what these policemen were hoarding, but it might be useful.
Hardware Town
I’m not surprised raiders were trying to trap settlers. I’m surprised they found so many people willing to help.
Gunner’s Plaza
I never expected the inside of this building to be so luxurious. There’s profit to be had in radio.
Coastal Hideout
I’m not sure who was using this place as a hideout, but the security’s a tad excessive.
Pumphouse
(puzzle with answer written right on the wall)
I’m sure the prize for “solving” this puzzle will be as illuminating as the puzzle itself.
Cottage
Most raiders I’ve met prefer dogs to cats. It’s no wonder this one doesn’t have any friends.
wilson automatoys factory
Look at all these toy parts. Somehow the Super Mutants managed to avoid swallowing them.
Player Naked CA_Event_WalkAroundNaked_
Well, when I said you should wear a suit, I didn’t mean a birthday one.
That’s a bold fashion choice. But I suppose it’s better than a bad one.
Using Workbench CA_Event_UseWorkbench_
Builders are of high value in the Post-War era. Back in my day, we mostly just tore things down.
Well, aren’t you handy.
I take it that’s a work in progress.
Trigger mine CA_Event_TriggerMine
Are you all right?
Damn. Do you need a moment?
I hope that wasn’t me. I have a habit of not looking where I step.
Swimming CA_Event_Swim_
Oh dear. You never said we were going to get wet.
A proper lady uses the bridge, my dear.
A proper gentleman uses the bridge, my dear.
I hope the water isn’t as bad as it smells.
CA_Event_StealPickpocket_
Common theft is for commoners, darling.
Stealing is about as low as it gets. If you want to bathe in a gutter, I’d prefer you do it literally.
It doesn’t seem like anyone’s noticed. What a shame.
I wasn’t aware you were allowed to just take things.
Player has convinced someone to pay more for a job. CA_Event_SpeechForMoreCaps_
Well done. It never hurts to ask for a raise.
You get what you pay for. And they’ve paid for the best.
Hording caps from the locals can be like squeezing blood from a stone. Then again, since when do we care about stones?
We’ll put those extra caps to good use. These clothes don’t buy themselves, after all.
Player just received a reward
CA_Event_RecieveReward_
Another job, another fist full of caps. Is there a wallet that holds them, or do we simply use a bottle?
Not a bad reward, all things considered.
It’s always good to help others in need. Of course, a little profit doesn’t hurt either.
You’ve done well. The money is just icing on the cake.
Player reads a book CA_Event_ReadSkillBook_
Guns and Bullets. Fine literature, it’s not.
Oh dear. You’re not going to read that nonsense are you? Insofar as it can be read.
They say it was the bombs that felled America, but pulp novels are surely a close second.
It’s always relaxing to curl up by the fire and read a good book. And if it the book is far from good, it makes for excellent kindling.
You’ll have to let me read that when you’re done. I could always use a good laugh.
Player has suffered radiation poisoning CA_Event_RadPoisoning
You look ill. We should find you a doctor. Or a priest.
If you were human before, you’re slightly less so now.
It might be time to apply some RadAway if you have any. I don’t need a medical degree to tell you melting flesh is a symptom.
Taking radiation damage CA_Event_RadDamage_
The atmosphere here is toxic. I trust you’ll be careful.
This is not what I meant when I said your skin should glow.
I’m flattered you want to share my condition, but really darling, there’s no need to turn ghoul on my account. Let’s move.
If you haven’t noticed, your machine is making that noise again. Or perhaps you’re like me and don’t care.
Player is carrying too much weight CA_Event_PlayerEncumbered_
If need be, I can lighten your load. Of course, I’d rather not enable you either. The real problem is the hording.
It’s quite a dilemma, isn’t it. On the one hand, all this junk is useful when stripped down. On the other hand, neither of us are pack mules.
We should drop some things off. If you’re dead set on keeping everything, it’ll be faster to make multiple trips.
I can help carry some things. Better your items than your corpse.
Not to worry. The money we gain from the extra luggage can go straight to your medical bills.
Player’s leg crippled CA_Event_PlayerCrippled_Leg_
Another broken leg. If only we were actors.
For once, I don’t think you have a leg to stand on. You can lean on me instead.
We should stop and get you patched up. That leg will only get worse the more you walk.
CA_Event_PlayerCrippled_Head_
If you’re seeing double, aim for the one in the middle.
We should tend your concussion. I’m not going to spend the next month following a vegetable.
If you’re still lucid, then I suggest you use a stimpak. Just make sure not to poke yourself in the eye.
CA_Event_PlayerCrippled_Arm_
Best fix that arm, my dear. You won’t last long if all you can do is run.
I think your arm needs tending. The clothes, I’m afraid, may be done for.
I forget, can you shoot left-handed? Well, if you couldn’t before, you may have to now.
CA_Event_PickLockOwnedDoor_
Who needs a key when you have deft fingers.
That’s Certainly easier than knocking I suppose.
CA_Event_PickLock_
And here I thought bobby pins were for styling hair.
Good work. Now I don’t have to call the locksmith.
Remind me to bar my doors instead of locking them.
Murdered someone CA_Event_Murder_
When I say violence is an inevitable part of this world, I wasn’t suggested you murder random civilians.
(not pleased player murdered someone)
I’m not sure he deserved that. You on the other hand, deserve everything you get.
I’m not sure she deserved that.
If you continue on this path, we will have problems.
Player has just made himself a new weapon. CA_Event_ModWeapon_Hancock
Now that’s some serious firepower. I might have to re-evaluate my opinion of all the junk you pick up.
Well, well, it looks like daddy has a new toy.
Well, well, it looks like mother has a new toy.
New Armor CA_Event_ModArmor_
Why dodge bullets, when you can let your armor catch them.
Get enough armor and you might pass for a tank. All you need now are the treads.
CA_Event_LootPrewarItem_
It’s strange how things from the old world are valued. The phrase “Rags to riches” takes on an entirely new meaning.
That thing is so old, its dust has dust.
It’s easy to see you’re a fan of Pre-War relics. After all, you’re traveling with one.
CA_Event_LootGarbage_
You are aware that’s rubbish, right? In the literal sense.
Mind the smell.
Ah, I see now. Perhaps you were a trash collector in another life. I’m struggling to find another explanation.
CA_Event_LootEpicItem_
Well, well, what have we here. Now that is something of value.
Oh my. It looks like you’ve found something rare. The question now is, do you keep it, or trade it for more soda tops?
CA_Event_LootCorpse_
Let’s hope you find something useful.
And now the looting begins.
Rest assured, wherever he’s gone, he won’t be needing it.
To the victor go the spoils.
I’m sure the crows will appreciate us peeling their fruit.
I suggest only taking what we need. There’s so many corpses, and only so many pockets.
CA_Event_JumpFromHeight_
The jump wasn’t nearly as impressive as the landing.
I didn’t realize you were a daredevil. All you’re missing is the spandex.
Perhaps a stimpak in the leg might help with any breaks.
CA_Event_HealDogmeat_
And here I thought the dog was immortal.
You’re quite the doting owner.
Are stimpaks the same for dogs as they are for people? God, I hope not. What does that say about us?
CA_Event_HealCompanion_
You have my thanks, darling.
Just what I needed.
A stimpak a day keeps death at bay.
Much appreciated.
And we’re right as rain.
CA_Event_HackComputer_
Glad to see you’re bilingual. I could never speak robot myself.
Just press a few keys and it all opens like magic. Which makes you a wizard.
That’s one way of doing it. And in all likelihood, the only way.
Where were you in 2074 when my television was broken?
My own hacking skills are limited to typing in the word “Password” and hoping the user is an idiot.
CA_Event_EnterVertibird_
It’s been about two hundred years since I’ve been in the air.
Perhaps the pilot won’t mind circling a few times before he crashes.
A vertibird and a machine gun. It’s the only way to fly.
CA_Event_EnterPowerArmor_The player has just climbed into a massive robotic suit of armor
Now that’s a good look.
Strong, but sleek. And you’ve got the hips for it.
Your enemies just gave a collective groan.
CA_Event_DropCapsUsefulItem_
It’s a bit nostalgic to watch you toss away the modern equivalent of twenty dollar bills. In my better days, I’d use them to wipe the counters.
Good idea. No need to encumber yourself with more junk.
Smart. Let someone else clean up your leftovers.
CA_Event_Drink_
Cheers.
I suppose we all need something to lighten the load.
If only good wine were as plentiful as what you’re drinking.
Careful. Some of these drinks are best used to scrub floors.
No need to share, my dear. I’ve brought my own.
CA_Event_DonateItem_Player just donated an item to someone.
A good deed never goes unrewarded.
That was kind of you. Some will call you foolish, but only because they’re weak.
A fine gesture. We’d all do well to follow your example.
CA_Event_DogmeatBleedout_
It seems the dog could use some help.
It appears man’s best friend is in need of aid. Unless of course, this is a one-sided friendship.
CA_Event_DischargeWeapon_The player is firing off rounds in a town.
Careful. You might hit someone. Even worse, you might hit me.
Well, if there’s any question of your sanity after 200 years on ice, I’m sure you’ve answered them with that display.
CA_Event_CompanionCrippledLeg_(Fighting/Joking through the pain)
Oh dear, another flesh wound. And to think this was my good leg.
How do my legs look? Assuming, of course, they aren’t stumps.
Don’t worry, I’ll be all right. My leg may be broken, but I can always just walk it off.
CA_Event_CompanionCrippledHead_(Fighting/Joking through the pain)
I think I’ve taken one too many blows to the head. Now all that’s left is to turn green.
I’ve got the worst headache. Perhaps I shouldn’t have swallowed that bullet.
CA_Event_CompanionCrippledArm_(Fighting/Joking through the pain)
Who needs arms anyway, right? I’ll just drink my wine through a straw.
My arm appears to be damaged. It’s hard to tell, given it looks like lasagna when healthy.
Well, I can’t feel my fingers. That’s a first.
CA_Event_ChemUse_
I’ve never understood the point of chems myself. They seem to dull all the parts about me I like.
I realize chems have their uses, but moderation is probably best.
To be honest, I’m a bit of a coward with needles.
Buffout is the one chem I’d never take. Why ruin my figure for muscles I’ll never use?
CA_Event_ChemAddiction_
You might want to slow down with the chem use. And by that I don’t mean take more Jet.
You know, in theory you could balance the uppers with the downers and achieve an equilibrium. But again, that’s horrible advice.
You look strung out, darling. It might be time to flush your system.
CA_CustomEvent_Violent_
Violence should be the last option. Surely we haven’t exhausted the others.
Personally, I prefer we use our minds rather than our guns.
I wish there were a way to stop the cycle.
CA_CustomEvent_Selfish_
You remind me of who I used to be. Selfish, indifferent. And I’ll tell you right now, it’s not worth the loneliness.
You do realize how little money means to us? Perhaps that will loosen your wallet.
I’m not naive enough to think giving will change people’s lives. But it will brighten their day.
CA_CustomEvent_PeacefulFailed_
Well, you tried to do things peacefully, and that’s all we can ask.
Your heart was in the right place. Lucky for us, so was your gun.
CA_CustomEvent_Peaceful_
You did well to solve this amicably.
I hope I would’ve done the same. Either way, you set a fine example.
You let them walk away, and they in turn, will do the same for others. Ripples into waves.
CA_CustomEvent_Generous_
I’m proud of you, my dear. That was a generous thing you did.
You keep this up, and we’ll need to dress you up in a red coat and shove you down a chimney.
Good on you, darling. It takes courage to be kind.
001830fc CIS_ChatWithNPC_Piper
It must be nice to literally seal yourself off from the world.
Why? Something happening up top?
Oh, nothing for you to worry about. There’s more than enough sand here to bury your head in.
001830fd CIS_ChatWithNPC_Piper
You can only survive in here for so long. Why not embrace the outside world?
Why not? Lady, I’ve got two words for you – Super. Mutants. And you can quote me on that.
True. There are plenty of mutants out there. But you can’t fight starvation.
OLD FALLOUT 4 LINES
Tell me about yourself. What’s your story?
Oh you don’t want to ask that question, darling. When a woman’s lived for over two hundred years, they’ve been a great many people.
I’ve been an heiress, a salvager, a mercenary and a fool. I feel like it’s far better to be the latter of the four. It makes it easier to relate to the common man.
Tell me about yourself (if recruited follower, zero affinity)
You’re a persistent one, aren’t you. I like that. As I said before, a ghoul’s life story isn’t a novel. It’s more like a library.
But who knows. In time, perhaps I’ll find a moment to loan you a book.
Tell me about yourself (if recruited follower, middle affinity)
All right. I suppose I should start from the beginning. A good story always does.
My first life – the human one – was probably the most entertaining.
I was born into wealth, and every night there was a grand gala or masquerade to attend.
We had access to all the greatest comforts. The finest foods, the latest fashions…everything you could want out of life.
And yet for whatever reason, it also felt the most empty.
UP – Why is that?
I don’t have an answer. Everything about this world has taken a turn for the worse. The art, the food, and lord knows the people…
But if I had to give a reason, I suspect it’s because the old world, for all its virtues, felt false to me.
I always felt that if stripped bare, people would reveal themselves to be nothing more than animals. Myself included.
And while that’s been the case for many, the new world is hardly what I expected. I underestimated humanity’s capacity for good – to overcome their selfish desires and still make a difference.
My hope is the same is true for me.
DOWN – I miss the past. I’d go back in a second if I could.
There were times I felt the same. Everything about this world has taken a turn for the worse.
But yet for all its virtues, the old world felt false to me.
LEFT – That’s true.
Granted, I’m not saying I prefer this life. After all, everything about this world has taken a turn for the worse.
RIGHT – Can you even compare the two? The world out here, it’s not even close to the one I left.
(same as DOWN response, no need to record)
I hope so.
That makes two of us. But I suppose wishing I was a better person won’t be enough. Actions will tell the truth of it.
Well, glad to have you with me.
And I as well. If nothing else, traveling with you will give ample opportunity to see if I’ve really changed, or if I’m the same selfish, awful cynic I was in D.C..
(Flirt) The world I’m not so sure, but you’ve certainly made a difference to me.
Oh darling, that’s not the kind of difference I was implying. But I’m flattered all the same.
I agree. Seeing everyone surviving out here, rebuilding the world? It gives me hope.
Then my dear you’re the best companion I could’ve hoped for. We see the world the same. Full of conviction and hope. Let’s pray it doesn’t disappoint us.
Tell me more about Goodneighbor.
Goodneighbor is one of the few ghoul-friendly cities in the Commonwealth, but that’s not why ghouls come here. The Memory Den is the main attraction. It’s an ideal stop for anyone over the age of two hundred.
The ex-gunner MacCready…I actually met him once before. I doubt he remembers me though. We mungos all look alike.
The bar, like most things in this town, is owned by Hancock. A wolf in revolutionary sheep’s clothing.
If you’re thirsty, you can ask the tin man for a drink. You’ll have less luck finding his heart.
Have you met Kent Connelly? He’s obsessed with some comic book character called the Silver Shroud. A ten year old with a comic book is charming. A grown man with a comic book is simply comical.
Fred Allen is the town drug addict. You have to hand it to him. He works very hard to maintain his title, despite dozens of potential usurpers trying desperately to unseat him.
They call this club The Third Rail. Because if you touch it you’re likely to get a venereal disease. Thankfully I’m immune.
Magnolia’s a fine singer. She’s really outgrown that stage. And by stage I mean the development kind. Of course, the one she’s standing on is rubbish too.
I rather enjoy rooting myself here and giving people advice. Some of it is even good.
Oh, it’s you again. What can I do for you?
Quest
How’d you end up here?
I’m here on business. A man thinks I’m better off dead. I beg to differ.
Right now, he’s waiting for me in some dusty hideout with a full staff of gunners. I hope to match him gun for goon.
Anything I can do to help?
Yes, there is. Perhaps you’d be interested in being my personal goon, or gun if you prefer. And in exchange, I will be yours.
It doesn’t matter who plays what role first. Just say the word and I’m right behind you.
idle
By the way, I’ve marked the location on your map. I’m awful with electronics, so let’s hope it was the right place.
conversation
I’ll leave the particulars to your discretion. Better if it’s someone who’s detached from the situation.
What’s this all about?
Well, it used to be about money. Now it’s about principle.
I own half the combination to a private safe. A fortune our family has been fighting over for centuries.
But a month ago I got a letter inviting me to the Commonwealth from a man who claimed to be my brother. Rather interesting, considering he’s dead.
That does sound interesting.
Yes. The word “Boston” tipped me off. Only someone as stubborn as Barnaby would refuse to call it the Commonwealth.
Now, I’ve tried reconciliation, but unfortunately my “brother” wants no part of it. Which makes his story all the more believable considering our history.
Go on.
Well, it could be him, or it could be an imposter wanting my share of the combination. Although I can’t imagine anyone else wanting to kill me.
This seems like a waste of time.
My dear, it is most certainly that. But as you can see, time is the one thing I have no shortage of.
My brothers and I have spent two hundred years bickering over small potatoes. And sometimes, even literal ones.
Family. It’s important. Are you sure you want this?
Your concern is noted. But I’m afraid you’re confusing the word “family” with “people who want me dead.”
I assure you the second list is far more inclusive.
Long story short, it’s a sibling rivalry, except with more violence. Because unlike the wasteland, some things never get old. On the contrary, they only get worse.
Dismiss(meet me there)
All right. I’ve marked Barnaby’s location on your overgrown wristwatch. Come meet when you’re ready.
I’m sure you have a lot on your plate, so I’ll make sure dinner doesn’t start until you sit down.
idle
As part of the deal, Barnaby and I will both carry holotapes with our half of the combination. Technically for him, it’s his last will and testament, since he’s leaving everything to me.
There was a time when the idea of friendships would feel outlandish. But then I met someone in the Capital Wasteland who taught me to keep an open mind. So perhaps this little soiree is the start of something more.
Hellos
I don’t know about you, but the most tragic part of the new world is the food.
The L’Espalier on Boylston Street had this wonderful honey glazed duck with caramelized onions and a fig tart.
The chefs here put roadkill on a stick and call it dinner.
The day the bombs fell, I had a reservation for two at the Menton. I suppose we could still go, but I doubt the wagyu beef is still as moist as I remember.
One of the things I learned as a child was to sail. A lot of good that does now. If only I took up a less expensive sport, I might be in better shape.
(mutfruit is pronounced mute-fruit)
I’m in the mood for a smoked pine nut risotto, with glazed dates and a touch of jam. But I suppose I’ll have to settle for jerky and mutfruit.
It would be nice if we could find an old cinema. Maybe they’ll have some of the classics, with Vera Keyes and Dean Domino.
We’ll never have movies like the old days. Even the simplest story from the old world must seem like science fiction.
Some people think high society types are only good at fox hunting and tax evasion.
But that’s not entirely true. We also play a mean game of croquet.
Quest
We should be careful. Family reunions in my house tend to start with bullets and end with blood.
Of course, in between there’s arguments, dancing, and champagne. To be honest, I’m not sure which is more dangerous.
Find Audrey‘s brother dead
Well, let’s see…it appears this isn’t Barnaby at all. In fact, it’s my older brother, Arthur.
Hard to be sure given he’s a ghoul, but I can tell by the eyes. They’re incredibly pretentious.
We should search the body for a holotape. The letter said the combination would be on that.
listen to holotape
So that’s why he insisted on holotapes. Even in death, Arthur found a way to get the last word.
I loved that about him, as much as I despised everything else.
But I am sad that he’s gone. He was family, after all. Which means the infection I suffered in D.C. has yet to subside.
UP – Maybe you should find a doctor?
I’m afraid modern medicine can’t cure the disease of caring. Well, either that or the stimpaks I’ve been using are defective.
But I’m long past the days when I saw it as a sin.
In any case, we need to find out who killed him, and why.
LEFT – Why the glum face? I thought random murder was routine around here.
Ha, I’m just as surprised as you are. I’m beginning to wonder who I am, and what I’ve done with the real Audrey.
In fact, the last time I saw one of my siblings, I almost waved hello.
Fortunately my insanity lasted only until the first bullet grazed my neck.
DOWN – After what happened to my family, I can understand.
Thank you, although by no means do I want to compare scars.
I’d venture mine are hardly worth mentioning compared to yours.
At the very least, I’m sure your family spent their days not trying to kill each other. As opposed to 200 years doing the opposite.
RIGHT – What do we do now?
One thing we don’t do, is give up. If Arthur’s dead that means someone killed him, and that person had to have a motive.
Granted, that list might be infinite, so it’s best we start at the top.
Continue – What do you think happened to him?
If I had to venture a guess, I’d say this is Margaret’s work. You can tell by the lasers and dead robots.
And if Margaret’s really alive, perhaps she’ll want to work together.
My sister would know this of course. See if you can’t find another clue somewhere, hopefully with an address and directions.
I found this old photo.
Ah, I know the place in the picture. A Pre-War cafe for dilettantes and socialites, and a Post-War nightclub for hustlers and scavs.
Old enough to feel safe, but new enough to be dangerous. That’s my sister for you. One step ahead, with two left feet.
Well, we shouldn’t keep her waiting. Let’s go.
Idles
In my sister’s mind, I suppose killing Arthur was a peace offering. She must think I still hate him.
Keep your wits about you. This is in all likelihood a trap. Perhaps I’ll wink if it’s time to start shooting.
MEET WITH MARGARET
And so here you are. This bar was a nice choice. Maudlin, but nice all the same.
Ha, you’d be amazed how little this place has changed. The bombs may have dropped, but the dirt is still here.
And you were never one to avoid getting your hands dirty. In fact, you’re looking much better than Arthur these days.
Looking’s not as good as having honey.
It never is. I suppose the question is whether you want it all for yourself, or if you want to do this together.
I do actually.
Then it’s time you dropped this ruse. After all, you’re far too nice to pass for my sister.
(looks at bartender) You, on the other hand, with that disgruntled look…as if the world were too small and you had to slouch to fit inside it…that I recognize.
You’re as perceptive as ever, Audrey. And still a huge bitch.
Takes one to know one. Is this a new body? I wasn’t aware synthetic humans came in plus sizes.
Why do you think I chose it? It helps sell the illusion. Not that I needed it. Arthur would never deign to make eye contact with the help.
So you’ve been working for him.
Naturally. I let him collect the combination, then waited for my opportunity to take it. After all, our brother would never agree to working together. He’d call it surrendering to father’s idealistic garbage.
He also wouldn’t trust either of us not to kill him.
That too. In fact, I believe his favorite saying was, “that isn’t water under the bridge.”
Yes, I imagine it was something much thicker. And he was right, as it turns out. So why not do the same to me?
Because I’ve always liked you Audrey. I couldn’t stand to be around you, but that’s not the same thing.
And best of all, I know working together would piss our brother off to no end.
All right. But if we’re going to work together, my friend here is coming along. He’s quite capable.
(Female PC) She’s quite capable.
Still don’t trust me, do you? All right fine, your friend can come. Meet me at the Fairfield Hill Estates. That’s where the safe will be. It’s time to find out once and for all what legacy father left us.
Scene 1
So what have you been up to sister? Still shooting raiders for kicks?
Yes, but not intentionally. Nowadays they just force my hand. And you?
Oh, the same old. Forever building the better mousetrap, as you liked to call it.
And have you caught many mice with this contraption of yours?
I’ve caught enough.
Scene 2
How did Barnaby die anyway? Arthur assumed you killed him.
He was dead before I even got the chance.
(Sad, remembering the moment)
Antoinette, on the other hand, is another story.
The truth is she gave me no choice.
I wouldn’t lose any sleep over it. The girl killed herself. We all know she belonged in Parsons. Father just didn’t have the heart to commit her.
Hellos
Watch yourself around Audrey. She’s not as smart as she looks.
I’m not against you coming along. But whatever’s in that safe, it isn’t for you.
arrive
Here we are. The old summer home. It’s just as tacky as I remember it.
Who cares. The terminal for the code is on the wall there. My number is 47.
All right, I’ll enter the full code now. What is it you think we’ll find anyway?
I don’t know. Gold, jewels, baseball cards. It could be anything. The old man was secretive.
We must’ve had different fathers. The one I remember would go out of his way to tell you about his exploits.
Only when he was drunk.
That should do it. Shall we?
You first. This body is slow and cumbersome.
go inside
Congratulations on entering the safe room. Your father would’ve been very pleased you managed to make it this far.
Of course, there’s no guarantee the five of you worked together, and as such, further proof is needed.
You’ve got to be kidding me.
As you’ll note, there are five rooms in this house, each with a self-contained test designed specifically for the five of you. Pass them all, and you will unlock the main safe.
Except there’s only two of us here.
Don’t bother. It’s a recording. It’s a miracle this piece of scrap even functions after all this time.
Now go forth, sirs and madames, and reap the rewards that can only come from working together!
So the entire house is a safe. I assume cracking our puzzles will be easy. The rest will take some ingenuity. We’ll have to act like our siblings. Or even worse, think like them.
I’ll leave that to you and your friend. You were always mocking everyone’s mannerisms, perhaps that might pay off here.
Well, I assume the kitchen will be Barnaby’s. He was a fine chef. God only knows why he chose to have his servants cook for him instead.
Arthur’s test will likely be the stage room. He always enjoyed a good play.
Antoinette’s I assume will be in her bedroom. Something violent, I presume.
My test will likely involve some sort of robotics or science experiment, so I’ll head over to the lab. I suppose we should meet in the living room when we’re done.
Hellos
You’ve got your job, and I’ve got mine. We’ll meet in the living room when it’s over.
Let’s move on to the next test, shall we?
puzzle 1 – Baking (note to self, lock other rooms when puzzle is in progress)
Test 1. Baking. Barnaby, if you would please make father’s favorite meal.
Ah, I believe that would be squirrel stew. It’s a joke really. Barnaby called father a squirrelly man, and cooked it for him without ever telling him the contents.
I never really knew if father liked the stew or not, or if he knew what Barnaby was up to.
I suppose in the end, he didn’t care. He just wanted to spend time with his son.
But enough sentiment. The recipe should be here somewhere. And one other thing I should mention. Some ingredients might no longer exist, as well as some measurements.
So we can’t be sure the wasteland recipe is the same.
A lot of ingredients will be laid out on the table. Player must put correct items into the pot. The recipe will be available, but it will say 1 potato and 1 tomato, which will require 2x tatos. The water on the recipe will be 4 cups, which is equal to 2 bottled waters.
Bloodleaf
Carrot
water x2
Squirrel bits
Tatos x2
Audrey’s Hints:
If I’m not mistaken, I think one cup is eight ounces, and there’s sixteen ounces in every bottle of water.
The original recipe might have included tomatoes and potatoes. A hybrid of that would work, but half a potato and half a tomato aren’t one of either.
No, that doesn’t seem to be right.
Hopefully the Mr. Handy hasn’t noticed we made the wrong stew.
Congratulations Barnaby! You’ve passed your portion of the test. Please proceed to the next phase.
puzzle 2 – Drama play
The stage room. So what will this test be? I assume it’d be the Bard or something from that time period.
For this test, you will need to perform the play, “The Silver Shroud!”
Of course. It would have to be a comic book. Arthur memorized them all because he knew it would bother me to no end.
All right. The show starts when you step on the stage.
Unfortunately, I’ll need you to read the lines, darling. I couldn’t possibly do it justice.
Don’t worry, if you get stuck, just spout out the most incomprehensible nonsense you can think of and you’ll be fine.
start play
What do you want, stranger? Can’t you see I’m busy selling drugs to kids?
(I don’t care) I don’t care. Just keep out of my way.
Response not recognized. Aborting program.
It don’t think it liked that answer. I suppose we should try again. This time with more “acting.”
(Who are you?)Who are you supposed to be?
(duplicate response, no need to record, just more wrong answers)
(Bad idea)Bad idea. Unless you really wanna piss me off.
(duplicate response, no need to record, just more wrong answers)
(This ends villain) Peddling poison to kids are we? You have taken your last life, villain!
I don’t think so. I can do whatever I want and no one can stop me. Because in Boston, the mob owns the police.
next player response
(Why do this?)Of all the ways to make caps, why this?
(duplicate response, no need to record, just more wrong answers)
(Selling to kids is wrong) Selling chems to kids is just wrong.
(duplicate response, no need to record, just more wrong answers)
(I’m not police)There’s a bounty on your head. I came here to put an end to you.
(duplicate response, no need to record, just more wrong answers)
(Your crimes cannot stand)
Your crimes have gone unpunished for too long! But today you face the Silver Shroud!
Ah, the Dark Dick himself. You are indeed a formidable opponent.
But if you think you can stop me from poisoning children for a living, then you’re as foolish as the human who designed that getup.
next player response
(I’m gonna kill you) I’m the last human you’re ever gonna lay eyes on.
(duplicate response, no need to record, just more wrong answers)
(Shut up!)
(Fuck you!)
(You dare defy justice?)
It is not wise to stand between the Silver Shroud and righteous justice!
Ah, but there’s another thing standing between you and justice. This helpless child, Timmy.
And if you want to punish me, you’ll have to kill him to do it. For I’ve taken him hostage!
next player response
(The craven shall fall)
You shield yourself behind an innocent. You are craven and you shall fall before me.
We’ll see about that!
It looks like that did the trick. And just in the nick of time. Any longer and I would’ve shot you myself.
Congratulations Arthur! You’ve passed your portion of the test. Please proceed to the next phase.
puzzle 3
Antoinette had anger issues. She reminds me of a feral ghoul. Or rather, ghouls remind me of her.
If you’re ready to start the test, press the button on the wall there.
radiation pipes in
Your geiger counter seems to have lost its mind. Which means we have to work quickly.
I’m guessing the key is in that metal pinata. Destroy it and let’s get out of here.
(by the way, just in case, for the above line pinata is pin-yata, Spanish “n” if you weren’t aware)
Congratulations Antoinette! You’ve passed your portion of the test. Please proceed to the next phase.
That’s all the tests. Let’s see how Margaret’s doing.
margaret surrounded by disabled assaultrons, single terminal on table
Well, I hope these ladies didn’t cause you too much trouble.
They’re not ladies. They’re machines.
And I’m sure disabling them was as simple as pressing three hundred buttons.
At least that much. Not that you’d understand if I explained it. Regardless, it looks like all that’s left is your room. I can’t wait to see what horrors await inside.
Don’t worry Margaret, I doubt it’s anything I haven’t shown you already. Not that you were paying attention. Let’s go.
go inside room, single holotape on table
***
pick up holotape from Audrey’s dad + dying message
***
What’s this? A room with a holotape? I just had to disable three assaultrons before they ripped me to shreds, and this is all that’s waiting for you?
Congratulations Audrey! You’ve passed your portion of the test. The door to the safe is open.
I suppose that’s that then. Should we listen to the holotape?
Let’s just go. Anything made for you I have no interest in exposing myself to.
get to final door
So, would you like to do the honors?
Gladly.
open safe
This is ridiculous! All this work for a single vial?
Let’s not jump to conclusions. Father was nothing if not a predictable man.
This vial is a special serum developed by a friend of your fathers. Contained inside are the secrets of immortality itself.
Immortality? Ha! Well, this is a fine joke.
You don’t say. I suspected the prize was worthless, but it’s even worse than that. It’s ironic.
I am sorry to interrupt your joyous celebration, but I must inform you that I have now fulfilled my duties as guardian of your father’s estate. Good luck to all of you.
robot shuts down.
Well, I suppose it’s not a total loss. I’ll take that vial, thank you very much.
Really, Margaret? It’s a serum that grants you immortality. It might as well be a state of the art television for all the good it’ll do.
It may not be worth anything to us, but it’s something to somebody. Which makes it a valuable commodity all the same. And I don’t plan on sharing.
bodyguards walk in
Ah, I had a feeling we were followed. Still, if I wanted to kill you Margaret, I assure you, my friend over here could.
You’re all talk, you know that? It’s funny, Arthur said you were street smart. That you were the one person who couldn’t be swayed by sentiment. And in the end, you just gave me your half of the combination!
You’ll find I’ve given you much, much more. That is, if you ever bother to look.
Hmph.
Goodbye sister. Don’t spend it all in one century.
objective (kill margaret)
optional (let margaret go)
if Margaret killed
Well, that was gruesome. Did I give the go ahead to kill her? I don’t remember winking. It might’ve just been something in my eye.
I’m sorry but, she deserved to die.
No need for apologies. You did what you needed to do. If not for your quick action, we might both be dead.
She got caught in the crossfire. It was an accident.
Well, that’s nearly as bad an excuse as “My trigger finger slipped.”
But I hired you for your gun, and not your tongue. And while I’ll miss my sister, it’s not as if she’s without blame.
It had to be done. It was them or us.
Margaret would agree. She was always thinking in binary. She couldn’t see that it could’ve been both.
Whatever. We done?
Being glib? No, I’m afraid you’ve just started. But if you’re referring to this task, then yes, it’s done.
As for the prize, it appears that Margaret missed the boat entirely. The real value was in my father’s words. Immortality doesn’t have to be dreadful, provided you spend it in good company.
But perhaps that’s me growing soft again. Luckily you’re here to teach me to shoot first and apologize later.
In fact, I think traveling with you will be quite the education. Hopefully you feel the same.
if Margaret spared
Well, that ends that. I appreciate the restraint you showed. Margaret may not have a high opinion of me, but in time she may realize what she really gained from all this.
LEFT – What do you mean by that?
Well, when I say she gained something, I don’t mean her sister’s love. Let’s not go that far. But I will say she’s gained my tolerance.
DOWN – You did the right thing. She isn’t worth dying for. Or killing for.
Yes, I knew that already. The question was whether the inheritance was of any value to her.
UP – What happened between you two?
Well, a better question would be, “What happened between you five.”
The five of us played each sibling against the other, like a game. In the end, we forgot who hated whom, and why.
RIGHT – Whatever. We done?
(repeat, no need to record)
Regardless, I’ d say poor Margaret left the real prize behind.
It’s a lesson I learned in D.C. Immortality doesn’t have to be dreadful, provided you spend it in good company.
In fact, given your knack for pacifism, I think traveling with you will be quite the education. Hopefully you feel the same.
Glad to have you with me.
And I’m glad you agree. While this began as a bargain, I’d like to think this is more than a little quid pro quo. I suppose time will tell.
(I’ve got your back too)Not a problem. I take care of my friends.
Then what I’ve lost in a sister I’ve gained in a friend. Blood relations are overrated anyway.
But enough with the hugs and kisses. You have work to do, right? Then let’s do it.
(I like traveling together)Of course. Traveling with you is never dull.
And more than murder, theft, and, being dull is quite possibly the worst crime I can imagine. So I’m pleased to hear my case won’t be going to trial.
(Strictly business) Can we ditch the friendship talk? I get the point.
Fine. I confess I may have mistaken your helpfulness for actual camaraderie. My mistake.
But I still have a bargain to fulfill, after all, so I’ll gladly follow you, if you need me.
FOLLOW
Hellos
So, my dear, ready for another romp through the Commonwealth?
I have to say, the entertainment value of this place leaves something to be desired. Perhaps you’re in need of some company?
Are you sure you want to travel with me?
Unless there’s another person out there saving the world, I can’t imagine anyone else I’d rather follow.
Do you even have to ask? I suppose you just did. So yes, I’m sure.
Of course. I may not like your methods, but a deal’s a deal.
RELATIONSHIP (FollowerRelationshipShared01-06)
How are we doing?
Oh darling, we’re fine, believe me. Trust me, if you got on my bad side, you’d know.
As long as we travel together, the two of us are fine. It’s not the things you do that impress me, it’s that you manage to survive while doing them.
TALK (FollowerChatShared01-06)
Something you need, darling?
What is it, my dear?
Is something the matter?
Hm?
I’m all ears.
I’m listening.
TRADE (PlayerSharedOpenInventory01-07)
By all means, what’s mine is yours.
Of course.
They say if you’re ever in need of a helping hand, look at the end of your arm. But I suppose mine will do for now.
There’s no such thing as a fair trade. So why bother? Take what you will.
Leave the whiskey, will you?
Share and share alike, I never say. But there’s a first time for everything.
I’ll carry what I can.
COMMAND – ShowResponses
You’ve got my undivided attention.
Go ahead.
I’m at your command, darling. Pray you don’t ask for anything foolish.
I’m listening.
Yes, my dear?
Just say the word.
RefusalResponses
I’m afraid I can’t darling.
Unfortunately, that’s not something I can do.
I’m sorry, but there’s some things that are beyond even me.
MoralRefuseResponses
No, I don’t believe I will.
I’m afraid that’s not possible.
I’m sorry my dear. You’re going to have to find another way.
ExitFavorResponses
Do you need anything else?
Is that all, dear?
COMAgreeResponses – Agreeing to travel with the player
Our enemies are as good as dead, darling.
You read my mind, dear. Let’s go.
Then let’s be off.
Player told you to wait.
As you wish. Hopefully the birds won’t mistake me for a statue.
Certainly, my dear.
I’ll do my best not to get bored.
Player told you to do something.
Very well.
Consider it done.
GIFT
Drink this, you look a little parched.
Take this. It’s not exactly foie gras, but it should sate your appetite.
I’ve got some spare ammo. I’m sure you’ll put it to good use.
FOLLOW
Of course.
Lead the way.
Never mind. (FollowerNeverMindShared01-06)
I never do.
Not Now.
Don’t be long, dear. The company here is dreadfully boring compared to you.
I’ll be here then. Hopefully with a book in my hand and an ottoman under my feet.
All right. Come find me if you change your mind.
Dismiss (FollowerDismissShared01-06)
Understood. You know where to find me should you need me again.
If we must. The bard had it right. Parting is such sweet sorrow, but only if you like the person.
XTRA AFFINITY DIALOGUE
It would be nice to know more about you.
Sure, why not. I haven’t traveled with anyone since I left D.C., so it’s nice to have someone to confide in.
And you as well. But sure, ask away.
What’s it like, you know, being a ghoul?
Well, that mostly depends on what kind of human you were.
If you were vain, I imagine it would be full of self-loathing. Me, I’m incredibly vain.
What were you doing in the Capital Wasteland?
I was looking for my brother Barnaby. That’s where he ostensibly died.
On the way, I met a few people in blue jumpsuits. One of them saved my life. The other gave it meaning.
But that’s a story for another time.
That’s all for now.
Of course, my dear.
Swap places with Dogmeat
Oh, enough with your whimpering. We both know the moment you spot something furry in the bushes you’ll forget this ever happened.
Isn’t there some mailman you need to chase?
***
I wish you two luck. And dog, try to remember your tail is attached to your rear end.
Swap places with Codsworth
Codsworth. I do hope there comes a time when you can use your hands to bake rather than butcher.
As do I, mum. As do I.
***
Miss Audrey. Even at the worst of times, things aren’t so bad when you’re around.
Flattery, Codsworth will get you everywhere.
Swap places with Strong
After being with me, I can see why you’d want a slower pace. Talking to Strong is a like taking a nice, leisurely walk – with your shoe laces tied together.
Human just talk, talk, talk! Strong bored.
***
Super mutants fight, kill, not talk. Human talk. Not kill.
If you think I’m all talk, you obviously don’t know me that well. Let’s keep it that way.
Swap places with Piper
You two heading out together? Definitely a story here.
And rest assured Piper, you’ll get the exclusive.
***
Don’t let this one get you in too much trouble Blue.
Don’t worry Piper, we won’t let trouble get in the way of having fun.
***
Piper. When you’re done escorting our friend here, let’s say we all have a girl’s night out. Music, dancing, and drinks on me.
Well, at least the price of drinks are right.
(alternate) Heh, you sure know how to show a girl a good time.
***
Taking Piper along? Well, if your journalistic nose sniffs out a good revolver and some matching earrings, be sure to keep me in mind.
Haha, shoot. Clothes, weapons, jewelry…what else you need?
***
Piper, you’re the sister I’ve always wanted. For one, I can argue with you without having to reach for a stimpak.
Must’ve been one hell of an argument.
Swap places with MacCready
All right, I guess it’s your turn. Stay safe.
You should know MacCready, I never plan on it.
***
(Mungo is the term child MacCready called adults in Fallout 3)
Damn. Is it time to go already?
Well, I’d ask you to stay MacCready, but this club is for two hundred year old “Mungos” only.
***
So you’re taking MacCready. I hope it goes better than the time I offered to treat him to dinner. Apparently he doesn’t have the stomach for raw fish.
Biggest mistake of my life.
***
Ah, MacCready. To think, I almost considered hiring you myself.
I guess I missed my chance.
***
With all the caps you’ve made, you can’t possibly be serious about living in Fiddler’s Green.
Sure. I’ve always wanted my own trailer. It’d be midnight blue with a leopard skin interior.
MacCready, I must say that sounds positively horrifying,
Hey, it beats living in a cave.
Swap places with Nick
Passed over for the machine. Although granted Nick, you have more skin than I do. And probably more heart.
I’m sure you say that to all the junk in the scrap heap.
***
A pleasure as always, Nick. If I were a synth, I hope I could be half as charming as you.
You’re no synth, but you sure have pinash.
***
You two watch yourself out there. A good samaritan in these parts is liable to end up on the wrong side of a loaded gun.
Perhaps, Mr. Valentine. But I’m willing to take that chance.
***
Swap places with Deacon
I didn’t know we were having a party? What gives with my invitation?
I’d venture you never got one, Deacon, but that’s never stopped you before.
***
I’m sure Deacon will make for a charming companion. If you’re the type who finds whoopee cushions to be the pinnacle of comedy.
So group hug? Yes? No?
***
I hope you two don’t get into too much trouble. At least, not without me.
Usually it’s spa days and macrame, but hey, I’m up for some mayhem.
***
Deacon, remind me to invite you to my next gala. I could use more charming guests like yourself.
Aw…always so classy.
***
I have to ask Deacon, do you really think those disguises are fooling anyone? They seem rather…obvious.
A disguise is more than a mustache and some lice ridden clothes.
So the lice is part of the act then? I was beginning to wonder if you were just trying to annoy me.
Hey, I aim’s to please.
Swap places with Cait
My darling Cait. You’ll take care of our mutual friend, won’t you?
Sure sweetie. We’ll do whatever you say.
***
Ah, Cait. Was that you I saw passed out on the floor the other night? I was under the impression an Irish girl could hold her liquor.
You don’t know me very well, do you? If there’s a record for a number of shots down here, I’ll double it.
***
Don’t worry. I’m a big girl. I can take care of meself.
And apparently half the Commonwealth, from what I understand.
***
Must’ve been nice here before the world went to shite.
I wouldn’t romanticize the past Cait. I can assure you the old world was just as terrible.
Swap places with Danse
The Commonwealth is hazardous for civilians. I suggest sorting through your gear and dropping everything you don’t need.
Actually, I believe that’s what our friend just did.
***
It seems you’re becoming more tolerant, Danse. I’ve been standing here for an entire minute, and you’ve yet to raise your gun at me.
Don’t mistake my tolerance for friendship, filthy ghoul.
Swap with Curie
Be careful out there, Curie. Humans are more unpredictable than you think. I should know. I used to be one.
No need to worry Mademoiselle, I have read all available materials on the subject.
***
I’ll head for home then. Good luck.
With me around darling, I doubt we’ll need it.
Swap with Hancock
Going with Hancock, I see. Excellent choice. He may be a ghoul, but he isn’t soft.
Damn straight. Gut or be gutted.
***
Not a lot of folks would travel with a ghoul. Even one with my kind of charisma.
True. But lucky for me, charisma is only my second greatest asset. Feel free to ask the raiders for my first.
Swap with Preston
Garvey, we really need to expand your wardrobe. A working man needs more than a pair of pants and a long coat.
Are you serious? How many clothes did people need in the old days?
***
By the way Preston, I’ve got some ideas for a new haircut. The one you have right now clearly isn’t working for you.
You’re gonna have to get used to it.
***
You should join us. We could always use more help.
As much as I’d like to darling, I go by the old rule. Three’s a crowd, four’s a party. So find someone else and ask again.
Swap with X6
So, you’re replacing me with a Courser. Fair warning – they’re excellent fighters, but bad company.
Since you know what I am, you’ll know to stay out of my way.
***
Our files indicate that you have a tendency to get into trouble.
Do they also mention my charming smile? Otherwise your information is incomplete
(alternate)
Do they tell you how I get out of trouble as well? Because I feel that’s the more important information.
Swap with R4
Hey Audrey, still planning that girl’s night out?
Well darling, it was actually a ghoul’s night, but for you I’ll make an exception.
***
My darling R4. Why not use your real name? It’s so much easier to say.
Simple. I like letting people know what I am, before I let them know who.
Swap with Birdie
So, um, Audrey. Where do you uh, get your suits pressed?
Birdie, we’ve been over this before. It’s my skin that wrinkles, not my clothes.
***
My dear little bird. In the old days they called snipers “cuckoos.” I think the name is rather apt.
You too Audrey. Your name is like, uh, a combination of awe and “Dree.” So apt.
COMPANION DIALOGUE BITS
The player has suddenly stopped talking in the middle of your conversation.
Well, this is new. Typically when you’re in a conversation, it helps if you respond.
People aren’t books you know. You don’t stop halfway to grab yourself a bite to eat.
Clearly you were so impressed with my wit that I’ve left you completely speechless.
I know they say to think before you speak, but you’re likely abusing the privilege.
BETTER LOCATION AND QUEST IDLES
Sanctuary
So this is Sanctuary. Darling, I must say, I love what you’ve done with the place.
You did well to keep the name. The more you work on this settlement, the less ironic it gets.
And in this world, a name that is both positive and sincere is a rare thing.
This is a quaint little street you lived on. Not at all the kind of home you’d expect someone of your talent to come from.
I can imagine how strange it must be to walk through here. Even the houses are skeletons.
Red Rocket Settlement
Only 103 dollars for Class A Coolant. I never understood that why the cheaper grade was given the higher letter.
But I suppose the idea of nuclear fuel was backwards to begin with.
Abernathy Farm
It was a nice gesture to return the Abernathy’s locket. Of course, taking down the raiders who killed her was an even better one.
Robotics Disposal
A robotics disposal. Ah, I almost forgot electronic waste needs its own junkyard. It’s always important to sort your recyclables.
USAF Satellite Station olivia
I once knew a girl named olivia. She was also what you call a satellite – the kind of girl who’d never leave your side.
Chestnut Hillock Reservoir
This is a charming little lake. Although I think it’d work much better as a painting. More color, less bugs.
Thicket Excavations/Pull the Plug Quest
Well, I think we’ve found the world’s filthiest swimming pool.
Sully might be able to find a few valuables in this quarry. It might be wise to ask him for a cut.
So Sully started a raider gang. Perhaps we need to rethink who we help in the future.
Ranger Cabin
This cabin is remote. Secluded. There’s a story somewhere here. And judging by the dead girl on the bed, I don’t think I want to know it.
Wicked Shipping
I confess I don’t understand why the word “wicked” would be used as an adjective. Unless it’s one of the slang words where “bad” means good.
But judging by the state of this warehouse, I suppose the name is appropriate.
Tenpines Bluff
Settlements like this are hard to defend. Of course, the real question is, why anyone would want them.
Bedford Station
This bodes investigating. Not all of these bodies belong to Ferals.
Backstreet Apparel
In Pre-War days stores like this sold jeans with holes in them. At least back then the employees used scissors rather than bullets.
Diamond City
(deacon poses as a guard early in the game)
Diamond City. If you haven’t guessed by now, it’s hardly the jewel it claims to be.
Of course, actual diamonds aren’t all that rare. Their value is entirely made up. So it’s not all that different from a baseball one.
Piper must have a hit a nerve. A journalist knows she’s on the right track when the politicians get scared.
Publick Occurrences
I like Piper. I really do. But when you’re the only contributor, you aren’t running a newspaper. You’re writing a diary.
Gorski Cabin
It looks like Mr. Gorski was quite the busy bee. I’m sure after all this digging, he found exactly what he deserves.
Thoreau Cabin
One of the tenets of Transcendentalism is that man is inherently good. I would’ve scoffed at the notion years ago, but I’m starting to come around.
Walden Pond Sewer
Cultured raiders reading Thoreau? Well, now I’ve heard everything.
Sunshine Tidings Co-Op
Oh dear…this place smells like grass and hippies. Might I suggest we put it to the fire?
This “Professor Goodfeels” is clearly high on something. Unfortunately, he also seems to have tenure.
It was smart of you to fix the robot. There is nothing “groovy” about a lobotomy.
Lonely Chapel
They call this “The Lonely Chapel.” Sounds to me like a case of the runaway brides.
Federal Ration Stockpile
As the name implies, this is quite a stockpile. And a miracle they haven’t gone through all of it.
Outpost Zimonja
An outpost with working power and defensive walls. This should be easier for settlers to defend, although I’m sure the raiders thought the same.
Lake Quannapowitt
Lake monsters used to be stuff of myth and B-movies. Well, lucky us – it appears we’ve been asked to star in one.
Skylanes 1981 Crash
To think there was a time when you could travel from Boston to London in a single night. Now we’d be lucky to reach Providence in a week.
Wildwood Cemetery
This cemetery reminds me of burial I attended not too long ago. It was simple, quiet, and peaceful.
Rotten Landfill
I do say, if weren’t for the molerats, this settlement would be a perfectly adequate heap of garbage.
Mystic Pines
Mystic Pines. Of all the horrors in the Commonwealth, I can’t imagine anything scarier than living in a retirement home.
Super Duper Mart
I think it’s quite an achievement to outlive a corporation.
The Super Duper Mart in particular was a chain of stores I thought would never die.
Root Cellar
Well, it appears at least one person was prepared for the worst.
Pharmacy
The sign outside says “Drugs,” so I can’t imagine there’d be much here besides the smell of three-day old raiders.
Lexington
Watch the rooftops. Or better yet, climb up them. If there’s one thing ferals despise, it’s a set of stairs.
Concord Workhouse
Not much here. I suppose you could practice your tightrope routine.
Concord Speakeasy
A full bar, beds, and drinks. All it needs is a little dusting.
Travis quest
If Mr. Bobrov really wants to help the DJ, he should stop serving him the kerosene he calls moonshine.
I’m not all that sympathetic to Mr. Bobrov’s plight, considering he’s the one who dug the grave. But I have even less sympathy for his kidnappers.
Our DJ sounds much happier these days. Let’s hope no one reminds him where we are.
Out of Time
Concord was raider territory last I heard. In that case, I won’t mind making the trip.
The Museum of Freedom
Ah, the Museum of Freedom. Personally, I like the library of anarchy better.
When Freedom Calls
Minutemen and laser muskets. I don’t know if we’ve gone backwards or forwards in time, but I know one thing. I’m appalled at the very idea of both.
Power armor was always a bit bulky for my tastes. But if a Deathclaw comes after me, I may have to reconsider.
Ms. Murphy has every right to kill herself by whatever means necessary. After all, there are far worse ways to go.
I used to read horoscopes from time to time, just for fun.
Now, had I known they were written by chem addicts, I might’ve ignored that section of the paper.
Concord Civic Access
Traveling through the sewer is a fine idea, but I prefer roads myself.
Vault 111
She really was beautiful. And I’m sure she would’ve been proud of you for all you’ve done.
We should give her a funeral…give them all a funeral. Bury them somewhere warm, away from this place.
He must’ve been a fine man. And I’m sure he would’ve been proud of what you’ve accomplished.
We should give him a funeral…
Rocky Narrows Park
Looks like an excellent place for a camping trip. It has beds, tables, and even a few angry bears.
Gray Garden
Making a friend of Gray Garden is a good idea. They produce but they don’t consume.
We can funnel the excess farm food to other settlements in the area.
Weston Waterproof
Control the water supply, and you control the wastes. Or so I’ve heard.
Hopefully Gray Garden’s robots will do a better job that the Brotherhood in D.C.
Call to Arms/ArcJet
Paladin Danse seems to be a straight shooter. Let’s hope the literal meaning applies as well.
Relay Tower 0BB-915/Fort Hagen Filling Station
Ghost towns are aptly named. This place makes my skin crawl, and I don’t even have any.
Fiddler’s Green
I can’t imagine anything worse than living in a trailer. I suppose being trapped in one would be the exception.
Oberland Station
This settlement has done well to survive out in the open. It could probably do with a few more walls, however.
Jalbert Brothers
Toxic waste dumps are basically holy sites for the Children of Atom. And I’m sure that glowing molerat was their high priest.
Corvega Plant
I never liked muscle cars. If there’s one thing I don’t enjoy while driving, it’s exercise. I’m sure my automobile would feel the same.
Beantown Brewery
Boston lagers are well known even in Europe. Of course, being the world’s best beer is like being the world’s most beautiful bloatfly.
Cambridge
Well, I hope you were an expert on chemical engineering in your past life. I only play one on TV.
Cambridge Polymer completed
It’s all a bit heartbreaking, isn’t it. You forget just how many lives can be destroyed by a simple act of war.
Cambridge campus diner
I always find it bizarre that these Juke ‘N Jives play classical music. In fact, this entire diner feels like rip in the fabric of common sense.
Cambridge Law Office
It seems these raiders have decided to become lawyers. And here I thought they couldn’t get any more corrupt.
Union’s Hope Cathedral
The pastor’s flock didn’t seem to like his sermon. If we didn’t kill him, the ferals surely would have.
Kendall Hospital
From the looks of it, this was a Railroad safehouse. Not that raiders give two bits about who they kill.
Cambridge Crater
Well, if you’ve ever wanted a third arm, now’s your chance.
Monsignor Plaza
I enjoy shopping here. It’s not as large as Fallon’s, but the service isn’t nearly as dreadful.
Min01MQ206TransitionBack
The Minutemen are slow, outdated, and poorly dressed. Which means you could just change the hats and it’d still be an improvement. I say go for it.
And so a pact is made. Time will tell what becomes of it.
UFOCrashQuest
Oh dear, what’s that…
(Sigh) I can already see the gears turning in your head. You want to investigate, don’t you. Nothing good ever comes out of science fiction.
Please tell me this alien is just a little person in a mask. It would do wonders for my stress.
Parsons Creamery
Parsons is the name of the Insane Asylum here. It makes you wonder what’s in the milk.
Mahkra Fishpacking
Dead raiders…it seems someone’s been doing our work for us.
Drumlin Diner/Order Up
Wolfgang knew exactly what he was doing when he gave the boy Jet. Chem dealers aren’t known for fair business practices.
Starlight Drive-In
The “Starlight Drive-In” sounds like a clever way of saying you’re too cheap to pay for adequate lighting.
Malden drainage
Well, I guess we found out where the bloodbugs are having their convention.
Taffington Boathouse
A colonial boathouse like this would’ve fetched quite the price in the old world. Unfortunately, property values have taken quite a hit since then.
West Everett Estates
This is why I prefer the boathouse to the suburbs. There’s always a problem with the neighbors. In this case, big green slobbering ones.
Irish Pride Industries shipyard
It appears training Mirelurks as pets is a lot more difficult than training humans to be food.
County Crossing
Normally County Crossing would be an ideal location, being so close to downtown. But “ideal” would be the last word I use to describe this place.
Finch Farm
Pride makes us say foolish things. If you’ll allow me to translate, I believe “Save my sword” is a euphemism for “Save my son.”
It’s always good to see family reunited, regardless of how much they despise each other.
Saugus Ironworks
A blazing hot forge is just the thing one needs to destroy evidence.
Remind me to come back here someday with my high school yearbook.
Lost Patrol
Sending out a distress signal is never a good idea. It’s like a sheep telling all the wolves he’s wounded.
It’s too bad. I was hoping we’d find this man alive and well. Well, he’s definitely alive. As for the rest, it remains to be seen.
(Brandis killed)
It’s too bad. I was hoping we’d find this man alive and well. Unfortunately I was only half right.
Reeb Marina
While I’m hardly an expert on brotherly love, it’s safe to say these two didn’t have it.
Revere Beach Station
Nothing like a relaxing trip down the boardwalk with a man in your arm and a drink in your hand.
Of course, the only things these raiders are thirsty for is blood.
East Boston Police Station
It looks like half the station is flooded. Let’s hope they kept all the valuables upstairs.
East Downs Race Track
More raiders should take up gambling as a vice. It has far better survival rate.
Haymarket Mall
It’s clear this mall is too high class for the likes of these.
Faneuil Hall (pronounced like Fan-yoo-el)
Faneuil Hall is known as the cradle of liberty. Well, given all the big green babies in diapers, I suppose they got the cradle part right.
Vault 81 CIS_ENL_Vault81Topic
Are there no mirrors in this vault? I suppose a department store would be too much to ask for either.
Perhaps the blue jumpsuits ward off disease, or perform some other function besides looking tacky.
Just taking a stab in the dark.
They say the water and food here is radiation free. Well, I’m sure that would mean an awful lot if I were human.
Here, Kitty Kitty
I hope fetching cats for small children doesn’t become the norm for you.
Perhaps it’s time to reacquaint ourselves with the word “no.”
Custom House Tower
I believe the Custom House Tower used to be a hotel. Now it’s a butcher shop.
South Boston Military Checkpoint
With that loudspeaker sounding off, I can’t imagine how anyone can live here. It’s more powerful than any turret.
University Point:Sedgwick Hall
If it’s an institution of higher learning, you can expect it to be crawling with synths.
Credit Union
Normally, credit unions don’t usually have much in the way of loot. This one, however, feels far from normal.
Big John’s Salvage
This looked like more than a junk yard. There was a town here. Which means there may be survivors.
Layton Towers
Raiders living in high rises always makes me do a double take. Or a spit take, depending on the smell.
Combat Zone
I don’t understand the appeal of an arena. There’s more than enough violence outside of it.
Boston Common
Ah, the Boston Common. I’d enjoy this place more if it weren’t for the murder rate.
Boylston Club
Ah, the Boylston Club. Arthur dabbled in these circles, as did I. But my brother scoffed at the notion of joining any club that would have me as a member.
CIS_ENL_GoodneighborTopic
Back in Goodneighbor. It’s like we never left.
CIS_ENL_CabotHouseTopic
The houses here are well kept. But judging by that sentry bot, the location leaves much to be desired.
Pickman Gallery AO_Comment_Dialogue
(disgusted looking at mutilated bodies in the “Pickman Gallery”)
Well, I’ve been to my share of art galleries, but this is a first.
Mean Pastries
The green and white tile is an eyesore. Patriotism is well and good, but to decorate your entire shop like an Irish flag is a bit much.
Hellos
It doesn’t matter if you’re talking about fashion, hobbies, or love – almost everything has an expiration date. Bad taste isn’t exclusive to food, after all.
MS01 Kid in a Fridge
45 Leave or Ambush Bullet
100 Talk to Billy
200 Take Billy home
400 Sell Billy to Bullet
500 Take care of Billy
1000 Icon check Talk to Matt Peabody
1050 Talk to Bullet
Player tells kid his family is probably dead
That’s maybe not the kindest way to put it, but the truth is rarely kind.
Player abandons child
You have to realize that we aren’t doing this to be cruel. Bullets have a way of finding us. You’re much safer traveling alone.
Player agrees to help Billy
I’m not sure that’s the best idea. The two of us are bullet magnets. We might be more trouble than we’re worth, even to a boy like this.
save Billy
(slightly sad, wistful) So that’s what a real family looks like. I’m glad you helped the boy. Even if it hit a little too close to home.
sell Billy to guy named Bullet
When I said we were a magnet for bullets, this isn’t what I meant. But for the boy, it turned out just as horribly.
MS02 Here there be monsters
CIS_ENL_YangtzeTopic
So the boy’s been seeing monsters from the sea. I do hope it’s the kind that lives 20,000 leagues under it.
It appears I was right about the monster, which is surprising. It’s rare this world values an educated guess, as opposed to a shot in the dark.
I hope we aren’t arming Captain Zao’s submarine instead of powering it. Not that I have any clue how any of this stuff works.
So it’s best I leave the suspicions to you.
Well, I’m glad Captain Zao can begin his voyage home. Now, who’s going to break the news to the boy? If I recall correctly, he was hoping for a show.
MS04 – The Silver Shroud
Hubris Comics
Hubris Comics was known for their love of violence. In fact, given the amount of dialogue they butchered, they were practically serial killers.
Player says Kent is crazy
Worse than insane. This manchild is an idealist.
Player agrees with Kent
Oh dear. You aren’t thinking of helping this manchild, are you? You do realize he’s insane.
Player takes bribe
Darling, let’s not sell our morality for a few caps. At least not without a percentage of the profit and a pair of new shoes.
Player refuses bribe
I’m sorry, but if you’re going to peddle poison, you should find a less sympathetic victim.
Hunting Sinjin, Kent kidnapped
As much as I dislike Mr. Connelly’s hobbies, I prefer we save him. If he isn’t here, who else am I going to complain about?
Kent dies
Another body. I’m beginning to regret all the bad things I said to Mr. Connelly. I thought it was all a bit of harmless fun. And now he’s dead.
Caps taken
I get this man’s life isn’t worth much. But if you take the money, then neither are we.
Player acts as Shroud
If you’re trying to kill them with your terrible acting, I dare say it’s working.
Kent saved
So we saved Kent, and more importantly, he learned a valuable lesson. Comic books are a terrible hobby for anyone with a brain.
MS05 Devil’s Due
So they made an entire Museum dedicated to Witchcraft. It should by all accounts be empty.
I don’t think returning a deathclaw egg is ever a good idea. The mother might be grateful, but chances are junior won’t remember you saved his life.
As a former socialite, perhaps I should explain why Deathclaw eggs are so sought after.
It’s not the taste, it’s the cost. Both in caps, and in lives.
MS09 Emogene Takes a Lover
Emogene is a girl after my own heart. Old and fickle.
Charles View amphitheater
Most religions will slowly bleed you dry. I’ve heard this one here is a bit more ambitious.
Threaten
I recommend you do as my friend says. You won’t be able to talk your way out of this one. Not without a tongue, anyway.
Friend of Family
Yes, I even bought her a drink once. Which is probably more generosity than you’ve ever shown anyone.
Offer 500 caps.
Yes. Think of all the cheap suits and fake mustaches you can purchase with that kind of money.
Charles View Cult Member asks player for all worldly possessions
Oh, is that all? Perhaps you’d like the combination to my personal safe as well. I keep it stored in the chamber of my gun.
player gives away possessions
Interesting choice. Personally, I would’ve kept my possessions and shot this man in the face, but we all have to make our own choices in life.
(if personal quest not finished)
Immortality and Emogene even managed to keep her skin. The serum I got must’ve been defective.
(If quest finished)
Not that Emogene would know, but the Cabot serum must be where father found his formula. The wealthy travel in very exclusive circles.
MS09 MAIN
Alien theory AO_Comment_Dialogue
I’ve dealt with my share of mad scientists. Mr. Cabot is barely even demented.
That’s quite interesting.
Well, I’d personally choose a different word, but you obviously have more tact.
You can believe whatever wacko theories you want, as long as I get paid.
In fairness, it’s hard not to think of money in a place like this.
I’m really just here about the job.
Really? I’d rather stay and chat. It’s not every day we find ourselves somewhere clean.
You think aliens created human civilization?
If so, they obviously did a poor job.
Player is an ass to the Asylum Guard
Lucky for you I’m not afraid of a few raiders.
Well, that was rather rude. But the truth often is.
Sorry, I shouldn’t have said that.
An apology is good. The first impression you made was awful. Let’s try for a second.
That’s true. Edward wouldn’t have hired me if he thought you could have done the job.
Or perhaps Edward was concerned for her safety and overcompensated.
SERUM OBTAINED
Getting this serum back should please Mr. Cabot. Hopefully he’ll offer something better than bourbon as a reward.
Finding Lorenzo
It’s good to see there are other families just as dysfunctional as my own. Somehow I don’t think reuniting Jack with his father will be the same as you and Shaun.
MS09 2000 Killed Lorenzo
Killing Lorenzo was clearly the right choice. Whether the alien magic was real or not, he believed it, and that alone makes him better off dead.
Ms09 Free Lorenzo
I’m not sure why you freed Lorenzo, darling. Trust me when I say, I know when a family member is beyond saving.
Post Audrey and MS09 Quest
I’m not sure how father managed to get a more potent version of the serum. I suppose I could just ask Mr. Cabot, but the truth is, I just don’t care.
MS10 Curtain Call
Hear distress call
It’s a long way to the top of Trinity Tower. We might not make it in time for the appetizers.
Let’s hope the mutants are saving Mr. Goodman for dessert.
Player frees Rex Goodman and Strong
So “Strong” is a prisoner of conscience. I wasn’t aware mutants had them.
Save Rex Goodman
Ah, if nothing else I’ll enjoy hearing WRVR back on the radio. It’s certainly better than the current offerings.
MS11 Last Voyage of the USS Constitution
It’s possible this is some kind of airship. The more likely explanation is someone was very, very drunk.
What, you’re going to kill me?
This robot seems very intent on it, actually.
This must be a misunderstanding. You invited me aboard.
Apparently, being invited doesn’t mean the same as “leaving alive.”
Whoa, whoa. Easy there.
I wouldn’t try to reason with him darling. It seems to only understand violence.
Threaten
Yes. Drop your laser if you know what’s good for you.
***
How did it even get up here?
Slow and painfully, I’d imagine.
That’s quite a predicament.
And yet, in this world, entirely predictable.
Abandon ship.
No, if this tin can thinks himself a captain, it’s his responsibility to go down with the ship, not stay on it.
A sad state of affairs for such a historic ship.
Old and decrepit, yes. But historic? I wouldn’t go that far.
***
Need to Think
Yes, it’s almost like an old world election. We have to decide which one of you is the least foolish.
Help Ironsides
Sure, why not. He might be completely insane, but at least he’s honest.
Help Scavengers
Of course. They’re a bunch of greedy fools, but at least they aren’t pirate-playing toasters.
Player blows up ship
I’ve always enjoyed a good countdown. A fireworks show even more so.
Player helps Ironsides travel to new building
Well, that’s one way to move up in the world.
MS13
Paul Pembroke asks for help
You’re gonna have to make it worth my while.
I don’t believe this man has any money. Or else his wife wouldn’t have a reason to cheat.
Not interested.
Look at it this way. You’re married. Which means who your wife sleeps with isn’t really any of your business.
Player goes with Paul
Why don’t you see if Cooke is going to listen?
Yes, especially now that he realizes you’re insane.
Put the guns away before this gets out of hand.
Yes, stop before you do something foolish. Or rather, something even more foolish.
Better just shoot him Paul.
Well, that’s one way to speak your mind. Why not try using a more civilized language?
Paul, put the gun away. Nobody needs to get shot here.
Exactly. Especially since the only person who’ll get shot is you.
Henry Cooke calms down
Well, it appears civility isn’t completely dead.
Player goes by himself/herself
I told you what you need to do. The next move is up to you.
Please don’t reach for your gun, darling, it’s unbecoming.
Last chance – are you going to stay away from Darcy or not?
Think about this carefully. If you die here, you won’t be able to see her anyway.
Think this through. Darcy isn’t worth dying for – or killing for.
Yes. Especially given how expensive that relationship will be.
I’m counting to three. One… two…
You better hurry, darling.
Four Leaf Fishpacking
I’m sure the stench helps with masking the odor from the chem lab.
Marowski’s Chem lab
Marowski won’t be pleased. Then again, it all depends on whether you left any witnesses.
MS14
I guess that’d be one way to handle it.
Yes, a poor, foolish way.
Are you serious?
Yes, it’s hard to tell with this one.
That’s a horrible idea.
Agreed. This man has obviously lost his mind.
Sounds good to me.
Murder should never “sound good.”
—-
up What does that have to do with anything?
Apparently Vadim hopes to have you beat the confidence into him.
neutr I can hold my own, if that’s what you mean.
Oh don’t be modest dear. We both know you can do more than that.
pos Haven’t met a man I couldn’t lay out.
Unfortunately, the opposite is true for Travis.
I’m not some thug. I don’t get involved in stuff like that.
Well, we try not to, anyway. Trouble just happens to find us.
—-
Don’t be such a coward.
Travis: I’m not a coward!
I agree. You must have a spine somewhere if you’re brave enough to go on the radio.
Don’t worry. I’ve got your back.
Travis: Well, if you think it’ll work.
Of course it’ll work. My friend wants to help, and I have nothing better to do.
—-
I guess…Maybe it doesn’t matter. But getting him back does.
Oh my. That sounded positively heroic.
You’re right. We got to get him back.
It appears our awkward DJ is growing up before our eyes.
But if I hadn’t gotten into that fight with them, maybe this wouldn’t have happened.
Or maybe it would’ve happened anyway. The only thing that matters is what happens next.
Oh man. I can’t believe this.
My dear, welcome to life in the Commonwealth. Check your innocence at the door.
—-
Player: You know anything else about this Brewery?
Travis: Not really. I mean, I think it’s… It’s where their little gang hides out. There shouldn’t be too many of them.
Let’s hope that’s true. I’d hate to be the one to lose Diamond City’s #1 DJ.
Player: Not likely. Chances are at least one of us won’t make it out of this alive.
Travis: Oh. Okay… Not, uhh, not exactly the pep-talk I was looking for…
What my friend means to say is, those raiders are dangerous. Don’t do anything foolish.
Player: Definitely. We’ll be fine.
Travis: Okay, okay. Good. I mean, I can do this. Totally.
Remember, you don’t have to be a soldier. Few of us are. What you have to be, is brave.
Player: Just keep a cool head, okay? Don’t think about it too much.
Travis: Okay, right. Sure. Yeah.
Judging by that incoherent sentence, I think he’s got the gist of it.
—-
This is all just another day for me.
Travis: Yeah, I’m sure. Not me, though.
And that my dear, is precisely why it was so courageous.
I hope so. I’m tired of your shitty, whiny attitude.
Travis: Yeah, yeah. I know.
And I tire of people who can’t carry a simple conversation without insulting someone.
You came through it all pretty well, Travis. That’s good to hear.
Travis: Thanks.
You should be proud, my dear. It’s easy for a soldier to be brave. What you did took real courage.
MS16 – The Big Dig
Helping out Bobbi No-Nose is a risky proposition. But with risk comes reward.
So, Bobbi wants you to meet her in Diamond City. Interesting. They don’t have the best reputation when it comes to ghouls.
Well, I admire Bobbi’s courage, even if I loathe everything else.
MS17 – Human Error
I see what Covenant’s doing with their test. Only a synth could survive that level of boredom.
How can you justify killing a caravan?
It’s at best, greed. At worst, malice.
Surely, there’s room for compromise? I get Stockton’s survivors and we stay… friends. I’d have to know more, though.
Hmph. With friends like these…
You can keep your caps.
Yes. 100 caps wouldn’t even buy you an appetizer at the Menton. Let alone our dignity.
Give me the caps and I’ll drop the whole thing.
It appears the price of “looking the other way” has gone down in recent years. You got off cheap, Mr. Mayor.
Inside compound
So the suburban paradise has a seedy underbelly after all.
I’m sure what we’ll find here will be just as nauseating, only in a different way.
They beat and torture people here just for failing their test. And they say synths aren’t human.
Talk with Dr. Chambers MS17SharedInfo01_GotAProposal
Don’t kill the girl. Spare her.
Yes, and while you’re at it, do us all a favor and find a new hobby. One with less killing.
That’s a deal I won’t accept.
The ends never justify the means. And in your case, I don’t think the end justifies the end, either.
Continue your work, then.
Yes, maybe after four or five hundred murders you might make some actual progress.
Rescue Amelia
I’m so glad you chose to rescue Amelia. If they ran out of synths to kill, I’m certain the ghouls would’ve been next on their list, along with mirelurks and people in funny hats.
On second thought, maybe we should’ve let her live.
Side with Dr. Chambers
Personally, I wouldn’t have sided with Dr. Chambers, but I suppose Covenant isn’t the worst place in the world to lose your mind.
MS19 – Hole in the Wall
We better investigate the area quickly. I’m no doctor, but the boy’s illness looked serious.
To cure a disease is a miracle. But it’s something else entirely when you manufactured the illness.
Thank god you saved the boy. And don’t worry about any diseases you might have caught.
After all, look at me. I’ve lost all my skin and I still manage to look amazing.
I’m sorry, but letting the boy die was a heartless move. But I’m not angry with you. I’m angry at myself because the old me would’ve done the same.
Dependency Quest
I say leave the junkie to his own devices. We can’t save people from themselves.
Well, Bobby’s cured. For now. The real test will be in the months to come.
You didn’t have any other choice but to give Bobby the Jet. People don’t change. Junkies even more so.
(Bobby attacks player and dies)
Well, no one ever said chem users were smart.
BoS100Greetings
I want to help but I don’t like the secrecy. Who are you? Really?
Yes. Judging by that power armor, I doubt you’re the Cambridge police force.
At this rate, you’ll be dead within two days. And I want no part of it.
Granted, if we stayed, we could turn two days into three. Four, if we’re lucky.
That all depends. How much are you paying?
Yes, we’d rather not work for free. Although we will work for fun.
I’ll continue to help, but you owe me an explanation first.
Preferably over dinner, while your underlings work our feet.
CONVERSATION INTERRUPTION AND SHARED DIALOGUE
DialogueGraygardenShared5
On accent
It appears I’ve met my robot doppelganger.
You need humans.
I’m sure these machines are perfectly capable of ruining these crops without human help. But it never hurts.
That’s ingenious.
I’m not a fan of robots. But if they’re going to quote classic movies while growing food for the rest of us, it’s not the worst thing in the world.
Moe Cronin
The teams would also beat the spectators to death. That’s how the term “spectator sport” got started.
Let’s not give this fool any ideas. That might be us in the bleachers one day.
It was America’s pasttime. A sport that united families on warm summer days. And it wasn’t violent. Mostly.
Yes, if it were any less violent, it’d be golf.
There were balls, strikes, three bases, and home runs. You kept score by how many runners made it to home plate.
Yes. It was a civilized game played by gentleman. No wait, I’m thinking of polo.
Sheffield
You want a soda? Is that it?
At this point, I’d say he needs it.
Drink. Some. Water.
I’m guessing it doesn’t have enough sugar for his liking.
I’m… gonna go…
The withdrawals will be severe, but he’s probably better off this way.
Here you go.
I’m not sure if enabling an addict is a good idea. But it’s a kind gesture nonetheless.
GoodneighborRentRoomNoMoneyGroup
All that chem use definitely prepared you for a career in politics…
And all the vomiting helps when its time to feed your constituents.
Junkie. You could’ve gotten yourself killed.
Judging by the way he operates, I think chem use is the least of Hancock’s worries.
You’re a hell of a risk-taker, Hancock.
And a savvy politician, believe it or not. Normally that’s a contradiction.
AO_Companion_Bar_TalksToX6-88
Oh dear, a robot manning a diner. If you needed any proof that the world has ended, this would be it.
Nani shimasu ka?
Of course, I don’t mean the robot is proof. I mean the people.
Nani shimasu ka?
After all, what better way to signify the end of good taste, then to have a menu with only a single entree.
CIS_ENL_TheCastleTopic
Fort Independence is a good place to build an army. The mirelurks certainly thought so, anyway.
AO_Comment_Dialogue Castle Before
Well, when I said I was in the mood for lobster and caviar, this isn’t what I meant.
AO_Comment_Dialogue Castle After
Now they’re living in a castle. If nothing else, the Minutemen are consistent in their quest to go backwards in time.
RR102
Your leader was just being cautious.
And I suppose caution is warranted given the company you keep.
If you greet all newcomers like that no one’s ever going to help you.
Yes. I’d much rather be greeted by dancers and a full orchestra.
What’s done is done.
Best not to dwell on mistakes of the past. After all, I’m sure you’ll be making more in the future.
Do you really have to be so cagey?
It’s likely in his DNA, darling. Or his programming, if you prefer.
BoS101Greetings
No, I need to move on.
Yes, preferably somewhere with drinks and manicures.
I don’t know.
Yes, this is hardly the time or place to make this decision.
What would be expected of me if I joined?
If this mission is any indication, everything.
I’d be honored to join.
The honor is all theirs, I’m sure.
Hellos
Everyone has their strengths. Some choose to help you see the light, others force you to walk into it.
castle Ronnie Shaw
If you’re a Minuteman, how come Preston never told me about you?
Perhaps he was ashamed to admit it.
I don’t have time for a dick-measuring contest. What do you actually want?
We don’t need the visuals, darling. Just a regular insult will do.
I’d like to see you try.
I have a feeling she’ll take you up on that offer.
Easy. I just didn’t know there were any other Minutemen out there.
Yes. Especially the kind who take pride in being one.
More Affinity
So, the Institute is no more.
So, you’re Director of the Institute.
Many will disagree with the choices you made, but I’ve lived long enough to know that no choice is perfect.
What matters is that you have the courage to make the hard decision. And courage, darling, is one thing you have in spades.
You mind if we talk about this some other time?
Of course. Just let me know when.
Of course darling. I just wanted to congratulate you on becoming Director.
I just wanted to congratulate you on destroying the Institute.
I also have perfect pitch, mix a mean martini, and look fantastic in a tuxedo.
Well then, I’m going to have to hold you to all three. Preferably at a party where we celebrate your heroics.
Thanks. That means a lot coming from you.
Yes, I realize I don’t dole out compliments often. But if anyone deserves it, it’s you.
I didn’t do any of it to impress you.
I hope not. If impressing me was the goal, you’d have turned the Commonwealth into an all night masquerade.
The point is, whatever the history books write about you – and write they shall – those of us who lived through it will always know the truth.
And I’m honored to be one of its keepers. Thank you.
LOCATION IDLES – (COMnpcnameIDLES)
CIS_ENL_BunkerHillTopic
Bunker Hill is caravan country. If the traders are the arteries of commerce, then this is the heart.
Bunker Hill_AO Comment Dialogue
The monument here commemorates an old battle. My guess is, it’s seen quite a few more since then.
CIS_ENL_ConvenantTopic
I’ve always found stupidity to be the cure for paranoia. And by the looks of it, this place seems more paranoid than most.
CIS_ENL_SentinelSiteTopic
Normally I’d say this was an odd place for a pyramid, but my guess is the Glowing Sea looks more like prehistoric Egypt than the actual country.
CIS_ENL_TrinityTowerTopic
I bet the view from the top is spectacular, darling. The climb is another matter entirely.
CIS_ENL_LibertaliaTopic
Libertalia used to be a flotilla. Then the raiders moved in. Now it’s just flotsam.
CIS_ENL_Vault81Topic
Vault 81. As far as vaults go, not the worst of them, but you should still be careful who you trust.
CIS_ENL_JamaicaPlainTopic
I don’t think I’ve ever been to Jamaica Plain. I might’ve once, but knowing me, I’m probably confusing it with actual Jamaica.
CIS_ENL_ParsonsStateTopic
Parsons. Father considered having Antoinette committed once. He didn’t have the heart to go through with it.
Generic Parsons line
Most ghost stories are just that, stories. But when you’re in an insane asylum, I imagine the shadows get a little bit longer.
Parsons AO_Comment_Dialogue
The Atrium is a nice touch. At least the architect was looking out for the patients, if not the doctors.
Parsons AO_Comment_Dialogue2
Well, well. This must be the laboratory. The place where they studied Lorenzo and his magic alien hat.
CIS_ENL_CabotHouseTopic
(already recorded)
Cabot HouseAO_Comment_Dialogue
Something about this house seems awfully familiar, and I don’t mean the fact that it’s clean.
CIS_ENL_BostonAirportTopic
The Boston Airport. If we’re lucky, maybe we can still catch a flight.
CIS_ENL_CombatZoneTopic
The Combat Zone is nothing short of barbaric. Just another reminder I don’t fit in.
CIS_ENL_GoodneighborTopic
(already recorded)
CIS_ENL_DiamondCityTopic
Diamond City. The great green jewel. Well, they got the green part right, anyway.
Greentop Nursery
I’m not sure how these greenhouses even work when half the windows are broken. But I doubt anyone here could explain it.
Dunwich Borers
I’d lose my mind too if I had to slave in a mine all day. But this place seems to have a special kind of madness floating around it.
Hugo’s Hole
If he was going to kill himself anyway, the least he could’ve done is disarm his traps first.
Dunwich AO_Comment_Dialogue
(bottomless hole full of gross water with treasure at bottom, location is full of weird visions)
I think I’m hallucinating. I had a vision where you dove into that hole.
College Square AO_Comment_Dialogue
I guess this answers the age old question of who’d win a fight between raiders and ferals.
National Guard Training Yard
With this many ferals, the Brotherhood scribe didn’t stand a chance. Thankfully, we’ve got a little more firepower.
National Guard Training Yard Armory
Careful, there’s plenty of tripwires and defenses here. Who knows how many we’ve set off already.
Lynn Woods
Lynn Woods is an old Indian reservation. I believe the tower was built later. You can tell by the fancy alarm system.
Science Center Gift Shop
I imagine this place was just as empty before the war as it is now. It’s little wonder why this robot can’t tell the difference.
Drug Den
Well, if we didn’t kill them, the drugs surely would have.
Apartment Building
These apartments are tacky, but I doubt any of these raiders could afford to pay the rent.
Coastal Cottage
I knew a friend who bought his dog a cottage. It was only slightly more messy than this one.
Salem
Towns that survive on tourism tend to fight modernity. And the more outdated they become, the more dependent they are on their history.
Barney Rook’s Bunker (Reba is a gun)
I’d be wary of spending too much time in a bunker. The peace and quiet isn’t worth the insanity.
Help Barney
Perhaps we should join The Salem Volunteer Militia. It’s no more ridiculous than joining the Minutemen.
Sandy Groves Convalescent Home
When you’re staring death in the face, you have no choice but to look back.
The things in these rooms are more than personal effects. They’re the very soul of the people who owned them. And every piece tells a story.
Trinity Church AO_Comment_Dialogue
These poor children. Never got to see the world. And yet in some ways were spared the worst of it.
COMQC_Min03EnteredArmory
If there’s one thing an army needs, it’s an armory.
Oh, don’t look at me like that, I can’t always be as witty as I am charming.
Spectacle Island
This island would make for an excellent resort. Of course, only ghouls should be allowed near the pool.
Crater of Atom
The name “Children of Atom” is apt. Only a child would be naive enough to pray to a bomb.
Greater Mass Blood Clinic AO_Comment_Dialogue
Working here is a bloodbug’s dream job.
Boston Mayoral Bomb Shelter AO_Comment_Dialogue
A personal bomb shelter for the mayor. So this is where our tax dollars went.
Granted, I imagine his family met a grisly end. After all, if the world ended, this would be the first place I’d bring my pitchfork.
A basketball court. Well, at least this means the mayor invited nine of his closest friends.
Fort Hagen satellite array
Civil Defense radio. Helpful tips for the end of the world.
Old Gullet Sinkhole 0017ef98 AO_Comment_Dialogue
When we dropped into that sinkhole, I didn’t think we’d come out of it in someone’s living room.
Vault 75 AO_Comment_Dialogue
(sees combat training area designed to look like a town)
Impressive. They even managed to replicate Goodneighbor’s overly dim mood.
Mass Fusion Containment Shed
(Nuclear waste everywhere)
Looks like Mass Fusion wasn’t making the clean, renewable energy the commercials promised.
Breakheart Banks
Breakheart Banks used to be a park. It’s still green, mind you, but the color refers to the mutants rather than the grass.
Slocum’s Joe Corporate HQ
So this is where the donut kingdom was founded. I can’t say it was the worst monarchy in the world. I was a fan of the old fashioned chocolate myself.
Medford Memorial Hospital
If we’re going to fight a gang of bloodthirsty mutants, there’s no better place than a hospital.
Dark Hollow Pond
I don’t think I’d want to fish a pond this color. Then again, a raider’s diet isn’t exactly filled with caviar and crem brulee.
General Atomics Galleria AO_Comment_Dialogue
Mr. Handys are the only robot I could ever tolerate. I can forgive their sentience if it means a tidy room.
General Atomics Bowling AO_Comment_Dialogue
Bowling. A sport any good cave man can appreciate.
Poseiden Energy Turbine #18-F
Energy turbines like this are the modern day campfire. Cave men need heat to survive.
For the modern man, there’s air conditioning, radio, TV, and about thirty other things we can’t live without.
Wattz Consumer Electronics
Wattz Consumer electronics. Can’t say I care for the stock, but that was before the prices dropped.
Plumber’s Secret
I guess it’s not surprising a place called Plumber’s Secret is full of radroaches.
Mass gravel and sand
Perhaps we’d be better off dumping these silos and burying the molerats underneath.
Lexington Apartments
If we’re apartment shopping, might I suggest somewhere a little less narrow.
Forest Grove Marsh
They built a small town over the marsh. Now the name is back to being literal.
Mass Pike Interchange
Well, I guess we know gunners aren’t afraid of heights. I’m not sure what strategic value this place holds, but it does have a nice view.
Lake Cochituate
I’m not sure if you ever visited this lake in Pre-War times, but it’s looking decidedly less blue.
Poseidon Reservoir
To think, reservoirs like this used to bring electricity and water to all the Commonwealth.
It’s hard to imagine that will ever be the case again.
Roadside Pines Motel
I can’t say I’ve ever stayed in a motel. It’s something you see in the movies, but you’d never step foot in one on purpose.
Natick Banks
(Nay-tick)
Natick Banks. An adorable little town. I’m sure even the monsters will have that famous small town charm.
Natick Police
October 23, 2077 was a bad day to be a Natick cop. A prisoner even more so.
Electrical Hobbyist’s Club
It’s a thin line between a hobby and an obsession. It’s fair to say whoever lived here crossed it.
Mass Fusion Disposal Site
So, this is where Super Mutants go on vacation.
Robotics Pioneer Park
Ugh, a parade of Protectrons. Although granted, if they protect us from deathclaws, it’d be gauche for me to object to their presence.
Scrap Palace
If there were ever the perfect king for a palace of scrap, I dare say it would be a Super Mutant.
Cutler Bend
The marina is a good place to get killed by a mirelurk. I do recall the remnants of a large statue being around here somewhere, but an idol like that is bound to bring strange devotees.
Staring out over a giant blast crater where the Institute once was
So this is all that remains of the Institute. I suppose war doesn’t change. My only hope is the people someday will.
RACIAL COMMENTS
CIS_RacialComments_
00183d4b
Ugh. Ghouls. I can’t even look at you.
Then darling, perhaps you should close your eyes. Or better yet, have them removed.
00183d4c
Ghouls, huh? Didn’t realize this place was going downhill so fast.
Well, don’t take it so hard. Given the size of your brain, it’s amazing you notice anything at all.
00183d4d
Shit! Ferals! Feral… oh. Sorry!
No need to apologize. I wouldn’t eat you without first making a reservation.
00183d4e
Another damn Ghoul. Hope this one is better behaved than the last one we let through here.
I’m from better stock, but as for the rest, I’ll let you be the judge.
00183d4f
I’m watching you, Ghoul.
You wouldn’t be the first. My suggestion to you is, don’t blink.
00183d50
Go back to Goodneighbor, Ghoul!
I will. As soon as you return to the zoo.
00183d51
Ugh. Hideous.
Yes, I agree. That outfit of yours is absolutely hideous.
00183d52
Filthy creatures.
Have you seen yourself, my dear? If I were in your shoes, the last thing I’d be doing is casting stones.
001766d2
Freak.
Oh dear. Surely you can come up with something better than that.
00196313
Behave yourself, freak.
I don’t intend do. Nor do I need your permission.
00196314
Give me a reason to put you down, Ghoul.
I can give you several. But you’re gonna wanna have a seat, it might take us all night.
00196315
Are you sure that thing’s tame?
Rest assured, darling, I manicure my claws. Judging by those fingers, the same can’t be said for you.
00196316
Only good Ghoul is a dead Ghoul.
Well, then I should invite you to my funeral. You can be responsible for cheering everyone up.
00196317
Your kind aren’t welcome here.
Oh thank god. To be honest I couldn’t spend another minute in this menagerie.
BrotherhoodOfSteelIdles
The Brotherhood under Elder Lyons had far different ideals. Which goes to show you a name means nothing.
I’m actually somewhat impressed with Brotherhood fashion. It’s delightfully modern, and not nearly as boring as you’d think.
Of course, the same cant’ be said for the people wearing it.
Our family used to have our own private helicopter. We’d take it on trips to the vineyard. Arthur used it to hunt.
The Brotherhood has always felt like contradiction to me. On the one hand, they fear the danger of lost technology. On the other hand, they’re salivating at the mouth to use it.
BugsIdles
Be careful around insects. There’s no telling where they’ll lay their eggs.
I’ve seen a bloodbug use a man’s own blood as a weapon. I’m guessing it didn’t like the taste.
I’m sure you miss the old world insects. Small, feisty, and not nearly as intent on eating you.
Well, I’m glad to see I’m not the ugliest thing in the Commonwealth.
ChildrenofAtomIdles
(Sarcastic) Well, it’s good to see the Church of Atom has progressed from harmless preaching to full on fanaticism.
Are you sure these aren’t feral ghouls we’re dealing with? Maybe a few of them figured out how to regenerate skin.
I’ve never considered brainwashing people with radiation. Here I was thinking you did it with words.
DeathclawIdles
I’ve seen a deathclaw chew through metal. So the back seat of a car is probably not the best place to take cover.
I knew a scientist who wanted to study deathclaws in the field. I’m sure they welcomed him with open mouths.
I try to avoid tangling with deathclaws myself. I’d rather not be the itch they need to scratch.
GhoulIdles
Some ghouls dislike killing ferals. It’s hard not to feel empathetic for a fate that could easily be yours.
Ferals can be relentless. Some call them zombies, but zombies don’t sprint.
The irony is, I’ve probably killed more men than a feral ever could. So which one of us is the beast?
The worst part about ferals is the smell. Even corpses have the courtesy to rot.
GunnerIdles
As the name implies, Gunners have guns. Big guns, little guns, toy guns for the children. They’re rather one- dimensional that way.
Gunners like to shoot first and shoot later. I guess there’s no question what they prefer.
I could see why someone would find a gunner attractive. Perhaps their ambition in life is to be a target.
If you haven’t noticed, gunners dress a lot like the old military. Which made sense for them, fighting in the jungle and what not. God knows why these fools wear green.
MirelurkIdles
Some people love the taste of seafood. If someone figures out how to grow lemons and garlic butter sauce, I might join them.
Mirelurks are a Commonwealth delicacy, and there’s no shortage of them here. Let’s just be sure it isn’t us that winds up on the dinner table.
Best not to waste bullets on the hatchlings. Stomp them with your feet and save the rounds for the parents.
MoleratsIdles
Mole rats are the worst. I’ve lost many a good pair of shoes thanks to them.
The molerat problem is plague to farmers. Life would be much easier if they developed a taste for raiders instead.
I knew a farmer who ate a mole rat and nearly lost his life. Of course, most times the only thing you’ll lose is your appetite.
RaidersIdles
I used to shoot raiders for fun. It never occurred to me they were people. Murderers that deserve to be shot, but people all the same.
While some raiders are simply trying to survive, that doesn’t excuse the choices they’ve made.
Raider law is written in blood. We’ll need our guns to translate.
It’s sad to say, but an eye for eye is the only rule they understand.
RobotIdles
Some robots are nothing more than walking toasters. They just eject lasers instead of bread.
I don’t know if you ran in those circles, but wealthy people used to do all sorts of things with robots. Race them, fight them, and sometimes even bed them.
It’s one thing to shoot a trash can. It’s another thing entirely when the trash can shoots back.
Robots fight without fear. They’re positively suicidal.
SuperMutantIdles
Mutants fight how they look. Every battle is big and bloody.
No one knows why mutants hang bags of meat. But at least it makes more sense when they do it.
Being a super mutant must be incredibly difficult. I imagine it’d be hard to dance without your dress bursting at the seams.
SynthsIdles
I saw a synth perform a waltz once. It was all the proof I needed.
Killing hostile synths is a bit trickier than raiders. Like shooting the red wire.
There’s something oddly elegant about the way a synth moves. I wonder if humans are the same underneath all that flesh.
AirportIdles
The old airports had a bit of nostalgia about them. You couldn’t help but think about all the places you’ve been, and all the long goodbyes.
A good love story usually involves one of two things. Heavy rain or an airport.
In the old days, we could hop on a plane and find ourselves in Paris come morning. Nowadays, even if the planes were still here, Paris might not be.
Airports are where people reunite with their loved ones. And if you’re lucky, your luggage too.
BreweryIdles
I prefer wine, but I’ve never been against having a beer. A “wine person” is no more permanent a state than a drunken one. Moods change like the wind.
The real problem with beer isn’t the taste, it’s in the aging. Wine tastes better with age, beer does not.
I’m surprised no one has tried to get these factories working again. My assessment of mankind’s priorities was grossly cynical.
Old beer factories like this must’ve been a vital part of the economy. After all, some say Pre-War Boston was nothing more than Ireland plus baseball.
Some say the moonshine is safer than bottled beer. Their trust of the Old World corporations is delightfully naive.
CaveIdles
Perhaps we took a wrong turn somewhere, because we’re in cave. And I distinctly remember suggesting we do some shopping downtown.
There are actually people who live in caves. I suppose that makes them cave men.
I’ve always thought I’d die somewhere warm, getting my feet worked on by a cabana boy. It’s a dream I’d like to hold onto, so I suggest we make it out of here alive.
In D.C., there was one cave known for housing a family of deathclaws. If there’s one thing I can say about this cave, at least it’s not that one.
I miss the sun already.
If we go deep enough, perhaps I’ll find that molerat who chewed all my alligator skin heels, and take my revenge.
EncampmentIdles
This might be a good place to stop and rest. Well, “good” being a relative term.
We might be able to rest here. You know, have a drink, put our feet up, and roast marshmallows. Well, two of those things, at least.
If you’re in need of a break, this camp might suffice.
Making camp always comes with a bit of a risk. I dare not risk the alternative, however. A woman needs her beauty sleep.
Hard to imagine travelers would make a life out here. Then again, the cities aren’t much safer.
There may be some supplies left over as well.
FactoryIdles
I suppose if we need materials, a factory is as good a place as any to find them.
Most things nowadays are hand made. Whether that’s better than factory made products…well, that depends on the hands.
Some believe old machines have souls. Not like a synth mind you, but something more omnipresent, like mother nature.
In our time, factories were almost like prisons. Now they’re simply tombs.
HospitalIdles
The world has enough hospitals. The problem is finding doctors to fill them.
(she’s talking about the same place, a dangerous hospital ruin)
Hospitals are always a good place to find stimpaks. And ruins always give you a reason to use them.
Hospitals remind me more of soap operas than actual medicine. I can almost sense the impending cliffhanger.
Hospitals attract three types of scavengers. Doctors looking for supplies. Addicts looking for chems. And raiders trying to trap them both.
LaboratoryIdles
Laboratories are full of strange chemicals. That’s why the addicts love them so much.
Careful. Handling scientific materials can always have unexpected results. Mutations, explosions, or if you’re a glass half full person…a good buzz.
MetroIdles
The Metro stations always remind me of GoodNeighbor. Even the part where everyone shoots each other.
Tunnels are like labyrinths. Only the trains know where they lead, and unfortunately, they’re all silent.
MilitaryIdles
Ah, a military installation. The nation’s personal goon quarters.
There’s usually plenty of guns and ammo lying around places like this. Not to mention targets.
MonumentIdles
Old monuments always make me feel nostalgic for the old days. That and a good martini.
We’re monuments ourselves, you know. Not that anyone stops to take our picture. I suppose no one does for this one either.
OfficeIdles
We’re not staying here long, are we darling? There’s nothing I find more dreadful than an office building.
If I worked in a place like this, I suppose I would’ve welcomed the apocalypse.
There aren’t two duller words in the English language than “File Cabinet.” This place appears to be a monument to them.
ParkIdles
I love a stroll in the park. You can walk the dog, have a picnic, and shoot mutants.
Parks have always been a manicured version of actual nature. All the fun of the great outdoors without the poison ivy and lime disease.
QuarryIdles
Some of the brightest gems come from inglorious beginnings. This quarry being one of them.
RuinsTownIdles
The Capital Wasteland was full of towns like this. Old, ruined. The roofs were so fragile no one would dare live inside.
Places like this must’ve been as quiet then as they are now. With just as many secrets lurking in the shadows.
RuinsUrbanIdles
Eyes forward. Ruins like these are more dangerous than most.
Snipers favor rooftops in urban areas like this. It’s not unlike buying expensive real estate. The higher you are, the better you’re off.
SalvageYardIdles
I hesitate to call any of this junk. The word has lost all meaning.
Salvagers do their best to pick these places clean. Lucky for us, they have rather poor judgment.
SchoolIdles
My siblings and I were home schooled. It was safer that way. The other children wouldn’t have survived a semester in our company.
I think my favorite subject was math. It was just the cure for my sleep woes.
ShipIdles
Shipwrecks are all too common. All these goods, and nowhere to park.
I’ve heard of groups looking to sail to Europe. Tempting, but I think I’ll stick with the one in my memories.
SkyscraperIdles
You always knew how vibrant a city was by the size of its skyscrapers. If the gods made the stars, then blotting them out puts you on even higher ground.
The best things in life are always at the top. The hard part is getting there.
StoreIdles
I was just going to say we need to do more shopping. And here we are.
I always feel like I log more hours in a store than I do at home. I should probably rethink where I sleep.
Everything in store nowadays is second hand. After all, the dust has been using it for centuries.
TunnelsUndergroundIdles
People usually build tunnels for two reasons. To get in, or to get out. Let’s hope we’re going in the right direction.
I’ve never been a fan of traveling underground. I didn’t spend an hour in the bathroom so no one could see me.
UtilityIdles
With the amount of scraps and pipes in here, it looks less like a maintenance area and more like a modern art exhibit.
The rust on these machines makes my elbows ache.
VaultIdles
I don’t think I would’ve managed living in a vault for 200 years. Maybe that’s where ferals come from.
From what I understand, every vault was an experiment. Some were more malicious than others, as I’m sure you can attest.
WarehouseIdles
Warehouses are like cemeteries in a way. All these products are as dead as their owners.
WaterfrontIdles
To think, waterfront property used to be valuable. Now few people can bear the smell.
When I was human, I used to enjoy a nice, quiet day on the beach. Now the sand is too coarse to walk on.
GlowingSeaIdles
I’m not a fan of the Glowing Sea. The radiation doesn’t bother me. The lack of a good salon does.
Careful. The radiation here is bad for your skin. The monsters even more so.
GenericIdles
RomanceIdles
InfatuationIdles(best friend)
AdmirationIdles
NeutralIdles
DisdainIdles
HatredIdles
GenericHellos
RomanceHellos
InfatuationHellos(best friend)
AdmirationHellos
NeutralHellos
FINISHED INPUT
Introduction
How wonderful, someone new.
Is it true you’re from one of those vaults? I met a few of your kind once before, back in D.C.
Charming people. Badly dressed, but charming all the same.
(Wasn’t there long) My family and I were frozen. I didn’t spend much time in the Vault.
Then consider yourself fortunate. You weren’t exposed to their latest trends.
Granted, being a popsicle doesn’t sound all that fun either.
(What’s wrong with my outfit?) You don’t like these clothes? Seriously?
Well, I wouldn’t be caught dead in them, but lucky for you, I hear you’re quite good at staying alive.
Yup, that’s me.
I suppose it’s better than the reverse. Clothes you can change. But you can’t buy charm.
You must have me mistaken for someone else.
Do I? I guess it wouldn’t be the first time someone lied to me.
The only question is, is it the person who spread the rumor, or you.
Any words of wisdom? (FollowerThoughts01)
Beware of love. Many of life’s goals, big and small, fall victim to its pursuit.
The world is a circus, and there isn’t a tent big enough to hold it.
If you’re wondering about the hair, don’t. It’s a wig.
Remember darling, we all make mistakes. Some of us just choose not to acknowledge them.
When I say I want our enemies to burn in a fiery hell, I don’t really mean it has to be all that fiery. A smoldering inferno will do.
The other day a child had the audacity to call me old. Please. I don’t look a day over 400.
A comfort zone is a fine place to vacation, but nothing of substance ever grows there.
I don’t believe in superstitions. I think they’re bad luck.
They say one man’s happiness can’t be purchased with another’s misery.
That may be true, but it never hurts to try. Well, it won’t hurt us, anyway.
As comical as it sounds, Silver Shroud Radio does have a fair number of listeners. But I’d hesitate to congratulate the bronze medal winner in a three man race.
A good stare can be louder than any voice. Sometimes when you say nothing, it conveys everything.
We’re nothing more than sleepwalkers, you and I, dreaming through the apocalypse.
Let’s hope no one remembered to set the alarm.
The problem with people is, they always seem to be a few steps behind. We’ll just have to drink ourselves stupid and hope they catch up.
We all have issues. Some of us just like to call them features.
The thing about money is, it gives you an audience. What you’re telling them is another matter entirely, however.
Did I ever tell you about the time my uncle tried to trade my brother for a horse? It was a foolish suggestion. That horse was twice the man my brother would ever be.
They say you have to pick your battles. Well, I choose all of them.
I never understood the concept of turning the other cheek. Seems to me being someone’s personal punching bag is a bad way to go about life.
I don’t need everything in life. Just the finer things will do.
Don’t be afraid to wince when you see me. I realize I’m rather hideous. But mostly on the inside.
Well, at the moment, I’m juggling three tasks simultaneously. Breathing, loitering, and aging. Aren’t I impressive?
Although truth be told, I’m not entirely sure about the aging part. There’s really no way to tell how old a ghoul is. We’re like trees. Perhaps if you chopped me in half you could count the rings.
There are three things I hate in this world. Westerns being one. Monsters being the other. And science fiction, I hate that most of all.
Somehow I managed to find myself in a world of all three. I really am a lucky girl.
The worst kind of idiot is the kind who thinks he’s clever.
Wherever you are in the wastes, the smell will undoubtedly follow. Instead of raiding file cabinets, we should be dashing them with perfume.
There’s only three things in the world that will never do harm. Dancing, listening, and watching the stars. Love I’m afraid didn’t make the cut.
If you catch me dancing, then do me a favor and play some music. It’d be awkward otherwise.
They say music is the language of the soul, and dancing its heartbeat.
The thing I miss most about the old world? My shoe collection. I’d build it back again, but all the best designers are dead, and all the best skins are extinct.
They say people plant trees so their grandchildren can enjoy the shade. I like to think you’re building shops and towns so future me can have a martini and a pedicure.
Fallout 3 greeting redos
I once met a girl who told me to “love your life.” Well, I suppose it’s not the first time I’ve been in an abusive relationship.
There’s nothing more stimulating than a disagreement.
The world is full of has-beens, will-bes and never-was. The question you have to ask yourself is, which one are you?
I welcome death. For one, it means no more waking up in the middle of the night. Not unless you’re hungry for brains.
Only a dog asks for a reward. You either do it because you want to, or you have a contract that tells you.
The other day a man told me about the science behind gender superiority. And I told him no matter how inferior he seemed, I’d continue treating him as an equal.
Never lose sight of the fact that we know nothing. And some people less than that.
I’m not averse to a little fun. The problem is, the law doesn’t always agree on the definition.
I don’t know what you’re expecting to get out of this partnership. But that doesn’t really matter, does it. All that matters is what you’re willing to give.
I think it’s a good idea to break a rule every now and then, just to be sure you can think for yourself.
Even better if the rule is one of your own.
In life, always do what you think is best. That way, at least one person in this world will die happy.
I never explain why I do what I do. You’re going to make your own conclusions, so why bother making myself a liar.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women suit each other. Or people, for that matter.
There’s a reason why man’s best friend is a mindless, stupid mutt.
I don’t care what people say about me, so long as it’s interesting.
There’s a rather large chasm between love and hate, and yet both call stupidity their neighbor.
Life is full of censorship. If I met a random stranger, I couldn’t spit in his eye, and I damn sure as hell couldn’t show him my breasts.
But I can put a bullet in his brain. That much is allowed. The question is why.
I’ve found at my age the things you used to love often become a chore. Eating, sleeping, loving.
No wonder old people are so bitter. They’re jealous of who they used to be.
If you want to sacrifice the flattery of all men for the criticism of one, then yes, get married.
Of course, I’ve never been the type to trust a compliment, or practice what I preach.
People deserve a second chance. That’s why god invented suitcases.
I don’t like thieves, but I’m not against giving a first-time offender a slap on the wrist. I just make sure to use a machete.
Some people really are what they eat. They’re as plain as Mac and Cheese. Don’t be one of them.
Have you ever met someone who works in entertainment? Idiots, every last one of them.
But intelligence is overrated.
When you’re a socialite, you learn to do a lot of things.
You learn to dance like Fred Astaire, you learn to smile like Chaplin, and drink like Sinatra.
None of it is useful in the real world, of course. But what is?
Doctors help us live. Artists teach us how.
The comedians of the Wasteland always make me laugh. One of these days I’m going to listen to their jokes.
Men are like cigarettes. They can be a pleasure, but they’ll kill you in the process.
Well, you fashion sense is fine. It’s the common sense that’s lacking.
After all, when I see someone wearing the same outfit, my first instinct isn’t to stand next to them.
new version of banter with sister, sounds too much like a fat joke so I decided to be agist instead
Is this a new body? Well, new in the relative sense. I wasn’t aware synths came in vintage models.
new version of quest, need to destroy everything instead of a pinata
Your geiger counter seems to have lost its mind. Which means we have to work quickly.
We’ll have to think like my sister. Destroy everything in the room and see if that stops it!
instead of being followed by Margaret’s guards, decided it would be more in character if she hacked the Assaultrons.
Ah, so you did more than disable those Assaultrons. You reprogrammed them.
There was really no need. If I wanted to kill you Margaret, I assure you, my friend over here could.
Affinity dialogue exhausted
I would darling, but I think it’s high time we close that book and start a new chapter.
end re-takes
bad outfits
I realize you’re in charge, and that puts me at your mercy. But really, did it have to be this one? The whole flannel and jeans bit just screams “villager.”
I know you’re fond of blue jumpsuits, but only communists force their employees to dress like them.
Mod quest raiders
Easy now, I don’t want any trouble.
Careful darling, I’m not sure these ruffians know the virtue of kindness.
But yes, I’d rather we resolve this without any violence.
Raider: And there won’t be, so long as you fly our flag.
Go fuck yourself.
Eloquently put.
That wasn’t the plan originally, but hey, tempting.
I, on the other hand, am tempted to shoot them.
I’m sure we can come to an arrangement.
Interesting choice, using civility as a weapon. I suppose an arrangement can always be made.
Tradecraft
What’s a dead drop?
My dear, it’s so obvious the subterfuge is pointless.
So, is there anyone you like?
I doubt it. But in an odd way, that makes him likable.
He may have a good reason to be paranoid.
I’d say he has one very good reason. The Institute.
Sounds like an important mission.
Which means it’s a good thing you asked us to handle it.
Boston After Dark
A trader always has to move his merchandise efficiently.
And safely, considering how “fragile” these packages are.
You’re talking about synths, right?
My dear, we were asked to be discreet.
No one likes delays.
It’s never good form to keep a lady waiting.
Precipice of War, Glory bleeding out and dying
I promise.
We’ll do our best, Glory.
Hold on. You’ll make it through.
Yes darling, you’ve come too far to leave us now.
I don’t have time for this.
My dear, a woman is dying. Have a little courtesy for a fellow soldier.
How bad is it?
It doesn’t look good. It may be her time.
Rockets Red Glare
Another one of your paranoid fantasies.
Come on, man, maintain positive energy.
Paranoid or not, he’s proven valuable to the cause.
Relax, Tom, you’ll be all right.
I doubt he’ll ever be “all right.” But he could stand to be better than he is now.
Monitored? What do you mean?
Oh no, don’t encourage him.
About the mission, Tom…
Yes, let’s keep the focus where it should be.
Minuteman help Sturges
Work? Darling, do these look like the clothes of a carpenter?
(Note to self, see Min01MQ206TransitionBack)
No. I’m not your savior. I have my own problems to deal with.
It’s unfortunate, but there’s only so much we can do.
Castle
Set up a firing line, and I’ll draw them out.
Good idea. Better to keep these soldiers out of harm’s way. They look a little green.
Let’s hit them from both sides.
So the plan is to flank them. I dare say, you’re getting the hang of this General stuff.
I’m not ready to make a call yet.
Good idea. Patience is a virtue.
Let’s not over-complicate this. Just get in there and hit them with everything we’ve got.
Charging in blindly sounds like a good way to get these men killed. But all right. Let’s do this.
SETTLERS CONV COMMENTARY
From what I’ve seen, nobody out here’s got it easy.
True, but losing a child seems especially cruel.
There’s nothing worse than losing a child. Believe me, I know.
Yes. Past or present, the world’s cruelty knows no bounds.
If your daughter was that stupid, she got what she deserved.
Intelligence isn’t as important as civility. My friend, I’m afraid, has neither.
roger says crops made from human shit (sewage plant)
What do you grow here?
Hopefully something besides that stench.
Take the good with the bad, I guess.
Luckily, we get the good, while the farmers who live here, they get the bad.
No wonder your crops are doing so well.
Yes. It would be rather ingenious if it weren’t so disgusting.
I don’t care how fertile the soil is, this place reeks.
That’s why you want to be wealthy. Whether it’s food or diamonds, you don’t want to know how the product is made.
tarberry bog out of swimming pool
It’s pretty clever, making a tarberry bog out of an old swimming pool.
Yes. Most people tend to fill them with blood.
The first word that comes to my mind is “ugly.”
That may be true, but we should keep such thoughts from getting out of their cage.
Looks fine, I guess. I wouldn’t really know.
And we don’t need to know. Leave the farmers to their craft, and the wine to us.
talk to Magnolia
I loved the song. It was perfect.
It was no Chopin, but it sets the mood.
I’m not a big fan of jazz.
Oh, it could be worse. At least you won’t run into any Elvis impersonators here.
I just wanted to talk to you.
When it comes to Magnolia, most people do. Few get the chance.
McDonough
You’re going to stand trial, and these people are going to have justice.
I’ve always enjoyed a good courtroom drama, especially if it ends with a hanging.
Time to shut you up for good.
(after killed)
Politics has always been rather cutthroat. This is just more evidence of that.
Fine. Get out of here and don’t come back.
You’re just going to let him leave? That’s a rather small price to pay for a rather large crime.
What are you going to do then, McDonough?
One can only imagine the possibilities.
Brotherhood
Who’s Elder Maxson?
Well, he used to be a timid child who loved writing stories. Now, however, he’s something else entirely.
I’m guessing that diplomacy isn’t on Elder Maxson’s mind.
Not unless you count gunboat diplomacy anyway.
After rolling that thing in, you’ve certainly started a war.
Yes, the question is, with whom?
Going to be a quick war with that thing on our side.
And who are you fighting? These days, the Brotherhood’s enemies include anyone who isn’t them.
Meet Maxson
I can see that. They’re playing with fire, and we need to save them.
Maxson thinks the Commonwealth is full of children. The only child here is him.
(Maxson says leaving them to their own devices will result in death, surprised you don’t remember)
It’s man’s destiny to stumble, and his right to fall. What you’re trying to do is give him a push.
(Maxson says turning weapons on people you’re trying to save is tough)
If your actions lead to gun fights, then perhaps you need to rethink your strategy.
(Maxson says they need to make war to stop war)
A fancy speech that can be summarized in six words. “It’s okay if I do it.”
Tour of Duty
Oh good. I’ve always wanted to meet the people responsible for the Brotherhood’s endless charm.
(Elder Maxson speaking) The Brotherhood cannot allow those abominations to have a nuclear arsenal at their fingertips.
True. But the same could be said for you.
(Elder Maxson speaking) If we leave Fort Strong unchecked, we have a potential security threat on our hands.
And as long as we stay airborne, we shouldn’t run into too much danger. The question is whether you trust the pilot to keep us off the ground.
bos202
Well, it’s good to see you dealt with them the Brotherhood way.
My dear, we iconoclasts do things our own way. Not yours.
Have you taken leave of your senses?
It’s never a good idea to lump an entire race into the same boat. Even ones as hostile as Super Mutants.
I wish all of mankind shared your sentiment.
Fortunately, mankind isn’t as thirsty for violence as you two.
bos203
I’m afraid something terrible has happened to her.
If it hasn’t happened yet, it certainly will. Not unless we intervene.
(Scara says Professor is her first name)
Your parents either had incredible foresight, or a complete lack of it.
Doctor Li
Why won’t you help us with Liberty Prime?
Perhaps because she remembers what it’s capable of.
Help us end the Institute’s greed.
Unfortunately, it seems the only way to end this war is to win it.
If not for the Brotherhood, do it for Doctor Virgil.
You remember Virgil, don’t you darling? The Institute surely hasn’t.
Because we care what happens to the Commonwealth.
Well, the people here do, anyway.
If you don’t work on Prime, I’ll have you shot.
I didn’t know you had the authority to commit murder. But I suppose it’s the Brotherhood way.
Children of Atom Conversation
Divide and conquer. The motives change, but the results are the same.
Danse
With pleasure. I’ll make him pay for lying to us.
Unbelievable. The two of you make me sick.
I won’t do it. He deserves a chance to explain himself.
Exactly. Unlike you, we don’t desert our friends when they’re at their most vulnerable.
I don’t know what to say.
Yes, perhaps we need to get our thoughts in order before we do something foolish.
Isn’t there some other way?
I suppose that depends on whether you believe he was a spy or a victim. It’s clear the distinction means little to Elder Maxson, however.
BB – Scribe Haylen
Exactly. Finally someone showing a little bit of compassion for their fellow machine.
BB – Kill synth
He was honorable to the end. And by sacrificing himself so willingly, he let all of us off the hook for his murder.
BB – Elder Maxson kills synth
I can’t believe we just stood there and watched a friend get murdered. It’s quite clear which one of us has lost their humanity.
BB – Synth spared
Defying Maxson was clearly the right choice. You may have disobeyed an order, but you regained your humanity.
Spoils of War
Proctor Ingram comes along
The more the merrier. We could use the extra firepower as well as the expertise.
All right, let’s head into the lab. Can’t wait to get a good look at the place.
Keep in mind, my dear, we didn’t come here to study.
Damn, I don’t see the Agitator anywhere.
It’s hard to see much of anything given all the dust and rubble. Let’s keep looking.
Damnit, they’ve knocked out the power to the elevators!
Well, at least they had the courtesy to cut it off before we got inside.
There it is. Mass Fusion’s reactor. Don’t make it like that anymore.
I’ll just pretend you’re looking at a 17th century French chateau, and not whatever this thing is.
Radiation levels are dangerously high in there. Let me know if you need any radiation protection.
Radiation’s one thing. Bullets are another. I can’t protect you from the former, but the latter you can leave to me.
Institute Party Comments
Synth Retention Inst301SharedInfo06
This courser is a professional. We shouldn’t have any trouble taking out these raiders with him by our side.
Good, I’d like to avoid any unnecessary violence.
My dear, you took the words right out of my mouth. Let’s hope this reset code works.
Jesus, what a mouthful.
Yes, you might want to write this down. Or better yet, put it on holotape.
raider
And if I refuse?
I think you already know what comes next, darling.
On second thought, nah.
Don’t take it personal. This is how all our negotiations end.
Hell no, I think I’ll just take what I want.
I believe that’s what they call “The Commonwealth Way.”
You have my word. Give me what you got, and we’ll leave.
A negotiation that ends without violence? How novel.
The Battle of Bunker Hill
Hopefully we can get through this with a minimal amount of violence. Although this courser may have other ideas.
End of the Line
I’m afraid you all have to die.
We’ve been forced to take a side. I’m sorry.
Of course I’m not going to go through with it. So how do I deal with it?
We take the fight to the Institute.
You’re alive, so what do you think?
Yes, if we wanted to strike you down, we would let our bullets do the talking.
How do I deal with this, Desdemona?
You must have expected this outcome. Which means it’s likely you have a contingency.
Building a Better Crop
He’s right to fear Bill Sutton. This is one instance where the truth will cause more harm than anything.
I know you’re in a tough situation here, but lives are at stake. Please help me.
Appealing to compassion, I see. Foolish, but noble.
A man’s life is at stake, and you’re fishing for a bribe? You’re pathetic.
Which is business as usual here in the Commonwealth.
If that what it takes, fine.
The squeaky wheel gets the grease.
You don’t care about Roger’s family? Not even his children?
Somewhere buried under all that dirt, must be a heart.
Pinned
You don’t have all the information. I do, and I’m telling you this isn’t what it looks like. That man’s not in danger.
Not unless you consider flattery a danger.
I know for a fact they won’t hurt that man, and if you get in the way, I’m going to have to take you down.
If we want to defuse the situation, I’m not sure threats are the wisest course of action.
The Institute wants the same things you do. We can find a way to work together.
Well, that might be a stretch, but who’s to say it isn’t worth trying.
You sure you’re willing to risk being wrong about this?
This is your General you’re speaking to after all. I thought you military types liked to follow orders.
scientist
Why did the Institute send you, specifically?
They thought I’d be able to relate to him with my scientific background.
And it might’ve worked, if you weren’t dressed like an alien.
Far as I can tell, you were only in “harm’s way” because you screwed this up.
Look, I had the same intelligence reports as everyone else. No one saw this coming.
And my horoscope has been off for 200 years, but you don’t see me using it as an excuse.
If he’s really important to the Institute, then it’s worth it.
You’re right, I suppose.
And let’s not forget Mr. Wallace has an opinion of his own. But please, do tell us what you know.
This does seems like lots of effort for just one man.
If things were different, we might not be here. Not now, at least. But with the situation in the Commonwealth being what it is…
One wonders if Mr. Wallace has a say. But go on, tell us what you know.
Piper News
This really isn’t any of my business.
Well, we still might want to pick a side, depending on who gives us the better favor.
Newspapers just like to stir up trouble.
True, but trouble for politicians is never a bad thing.
Always believed in freedom of the press.
Of course. A fundamental part of any stable government is the right to mock it.
Fort Strong
Men in uniform look dignified. Super mutants are probably the exception.
Nordhagen Beach
Nordhagen sounds Norwegian. I’d be curious if this place ever gets snow.
Fraternal Post 115
This looks like a community center of some sort. Fundraisers, public speeches, that sort of thing. Hardly the place for it now.
WRVR
They do a number of plays here, from King Lear to Death of a Salesman. It’s one of the last vestiges of culture you’ll find in the Commonwealth.
Coast Guard Pier
The coast guard was technically part of the military. Hopefully there’s a cache of supplies somewhere we can use.
Laundromat
Even after two hundred years, few things in life smell better than fresh laundry.
Switchboard AO_Comment_Dialogue
You would think, given the stereotype, we’d find a secret police station under the donut shop, as opposed to a military one.
Office Building Cambridge
I doubt these raiders were ever fit for office work.
Greentech Genetics
If this Courser was going to climb a thirty foot skyscraper, the least they could’ve done was kill the Gunners along the way.
Boston Bugle
When I heard there was a paper in Diamond City, I hoped it would be more like the ones made here. But I’m sure the Bugle had equally humble beginnings.
old corner bookstore
We’re probably the only people who realize this is a historical site, and not just your friendly neighborhood bookstore.
Vault-Tec Regional HQ
We should check all the terminals. Perhaps we’ll learn more about why they froze you. Of course, I doubt there’s a good answer.
Old Granary Burying Ground
Well, at least these ferals weren’t wearing tricorne hats.
Ruined Skyscraper
Normally I’d be all for mutants and gunners killing each other. The problem is they seem to be doing a poor job.
Postal Square/Joe’s Spuckies
I’ve never had a spuckie. Judging by the name, I doubt I’m missing out on anything.
Shamrock/Drinking Buddy
So you managed to find a way to get ice cold drinks. The Drinking Buddy is going to make me re-evaluate my position on walking lunchboxes.
Harbormaster Hotel
Ah, the Harbormaster Hotel. 5-star luxury, 1-star tenants.
Warren Theater
The Warren Theater. If only we could still catch a show.
Trinity Church
If I had known church was this exciting, I might’ve made more of an effort to attend.
Hallucigen
We probably shouldn’t stay here long. Then again, breathe enough of this green haze, and we’ll be in another place soon enough.
Pearwood Residences
Something caused a great big hole in the center of this building. Your guess is as good as mine.
Hub 360
Some used to call this the hub of the universe. Those people had a very myopic view of the world to say the least.
Mass Bay Medical Center
This place has been occupied by gunners for as long as I can remember.
At some point, the doctors died out. As did the supplies.
Medical Center Metro
The subway was always the most dangerous part of town. So it makes sense for the raiders to adopt it.
D.B. Technical High
They call this a “technical” high school. Technically, it was a school for Catholics, but I suppose they taught secular things too.
Fairline Hill Estates AO_Comment_Dialogue
These estates are fairly well preserved. Odd that no one’s claimed then.
Fairline Hill Estates AO_Comment_Dialogue2
Someone sealed this house off. It smells bad, but that could mean any number of things.
West Roxbury Station AO_Comment_Dialogue
I’ve always felt these subways were a maze. Roxbury feels like a more literal interpretation.
Fallon’s Department Store
half-joking, half-serious, because a clothing store is like a holy ground to her
A department store completely laid to waste by mutants. (Sigh) Is nothing sacred anymore?
Shaw High School
A good high school requires funding. Given where this one’s located, the question is where they got it.
BADTFL Regional Office
The Bureau must have seized a fortune’s worth of weapons and narcotics. No wonder the raiders want in.
Mod quest Jetfueled
I’d say the most elegant solution is to pick the lock. Well, maybe not elegant, but it’s surely the easiest.
Mod quest hippies
Hippies dead because player opted to save child, child is sad
I’m sorry but he’s dead.
Keep in mind dear, it was his sacrifice that allowed us to save you.
He deserved to die.
Well, that’s a little harsh. Granted, it was only a matter of time, but she doesn’t need to know that.
Don’t blame me.
What you say is technically true, but now is hardly the time to say it.
It’s not your fault.
My friend is right. The worst thing you can do right now is blame yourself, when there are plenty of raiders more deserving of that title.
missing lines
It doesn’t matter if you’re talking about fashion, hobbies, or love – almost everything has an expiration date. Bad taste isn’t exclusive to food, after all.
VANILLA QUEST COMMENTARY AND LOCATION IDLES
Note: The order of these seems awfully random, probably the order they recorded, I basically just went down the list of follower commentary
COMQCIdles
If you have trouble following the Freedom Trail, perhaps we can stop and ask for directions.
The peaceful solution is always the last place you look.
COMQC_MQ104RescueNick
Nick Valentine. It sounds like he came right out of a pulp novel. Then again, it’s not as if Audrey is the most original name either.
COMQC_MQ104RescueNick2
Hopefully, now that we’ve found our private eye, he can find your son. I’m sure all Mr. Valentine needs is a suitably large magnifying glass.
COMQC_MQ106KelloggHunt
The fact that Kellogg is hiding shows he fears you. If he thought you were a pest, he wouldn’t run. He’d call the exterminator.
COMQC_MQ106KelloggHunt2
San Francisco “Sunlights.” Now there’s a manufacturer who’s never been to San Francisco, or smoked a cigar, for that matter.
MQ106Investigations
The trail is getting more conspicuous. Perhaps at some point we’ll find him holding a sign.
MQ106NickOutsideFortHagenIdles
The dog did admirable work. Now it’s time for the apes to take over.
We’re getting closer. I don’t know what’s the bigger hint. The awful aftershave or the cheap cigars.
Kellogg Killed
That’s the end of Kellogg, provided he wasn’t a synth.
Still, the goal was to find Shaun, and we killed our only lead. Let’s see if we can’t find another.
COMQC_MQ106KelloggDead
So the big, bad Kellogg is no more. I suppose we’re going to have to come up with some new adjectives to describe him. I like “dead and rotting” myself.
COMQC_MQ201PrydwenArrived
Oh my, that was a rather impressive airship. The fare to ride it must cost a small fortune.
ah-maw-ree
COMQC_MQ202AmariDen
So Doctor Amari is going to extract memories from a dead man’s brain. Well, I’m glad he’s not here to object.
COMQC_MQ204DenDone
I can’t imagine having to spend a minute in another man’s shoes, let alone his brain. If nothing else I suggest a long, hot shower.
COMQC_MQ204Virgil1
I’m not sure why this scientist would retreat to the Glowing Sea for sanctuary. Last time I checked, the Institute’s machines were immune to radiation.
COMQC_MQ204Virgil2
I don’t understand why all mutants can’t be like Virgil. I don’t lose my brain cells because one day I decided to lift a few weights.
COMQC_MQ206HaveChip
So you’ve killed a Courser. And just a month ago you were living a quiet suburban life. I’m not sure if that makes this a feel good story or a terrible tragedy. I guess it doesn’t matter, so long as you make the front page.
COMQC_MQ206TeleporterBuild
So this teleporter breaks you up into tiny pieces and puts them back together. Well, I’d be willing to chance it, so long as they don’t ruin the suit.
COMQC_MQ206BackFromInstitute
So you got beamed back from the Institute and managed to keep your bits. Hopefully the same is true for your sanity.
COMQC_MQ302InstituteDestroyed
(Institute was located underground)
So the Institute is no more. Fortunately for us, they buried themselves in advance.
COMQC_PrydwenDestroyedByRR
prydwen rhymes with fiddling
In my time, airplanes practically drove trains to extinction. So the Railroad taking down the Prydwen is more or less a revenge story.
COMQC_PrydwenDestroyedByInstitute
Some will object to what you did, but the Brotherhood is hardly the same group I met in D.C..
Hopefully the same fate doesn’t befall your Institute.
COMQC_PrydwenDestroyedByMM
All that technology for the Brotherhood, and in the end it’s the group with the trifold hats and muskets that wins out.
Now that’s a finish I can get behind.
RAILROAD PATH
COMQC_RR101MetDesdemonaNoJoin
You’d think after all that walking, they’d greet us with a glass of Chardonnay and a foot massage as opposed to pointing guns.
COMQC_RR102JoinedRR
So you’re a member of the Railroad. Well, I see no reason to object.
After all, I’m merely a passenger on your train. All I ask is that you seat me in first class.
COMQC_RR102AtSwitchboard
Damn. Nothing but bodies. They may be insufferable idealists, but they’re also people. And people deserve better.
COMQC_RR302RepelBoSAtHQ
You did well to defend the Railroad. The Brotherhood are nothing more than extremists. And extremists answer dissent with violence.
COMQC_RR302PrepVbird
I’m sure this vertibird is perfectly safe. Of course, the same can’t be said for the pilot.
COMQC_RRMQ302BoSDeadAttackInstitute
With the Brotherhood dead, the Institute is the last villain left on our shopping list.
Given everything that’s happened, I’m sure you’ll want nothing more than to cross them off.
BROTHERHOOD PATH
COMQC_BoS100HelpAtPD
So the Brotherhood has come to the Commonwealth. I’m beginning to wonder if they followed me here.
COMQC_BoS101ArcJetDone
Well, if the signal booster does its job, they’ll be no shortage of tin men in the Commonwealth.
(sarcastic) Hopefully they still have that wonderful sense of humor they’re so famous for.
COMQC_BoS200JoinedBoS
Joining the Brotherhood does have its perks. Foremost among them being, leaving the Brotherhood.
COMQC_BoS202FortStrongCleared
That whole bit with the Vertibird was almost fun. Raining bullets on super mutants is far more riveting from above.
COMQC_BoS301BuildPrimeBegins
(sarcastic) Oh good, the giant robot’s making a comeback. Can you tell how excited I am?
COMQC_BoS302DanseIsSynth
To be honest, I suspected Danse was a synth from the beginning. Well, technically I thought he was made of wood, but that’s not really the point now, is it?
COMQC_BoS302DanseDied
It’s a shame what happened to Danse. Yes, he was a bit dull, but if that were a capital offense, then the entire Brotherhood deserves a similar fate.
In fact, I wouldn’t mind giving it to them.
COMQC_BoS302DanseLived
Danse lived his entire life for the Brotherhood. Now that he’s been exiled, I suggest you keep him close. He needs a cause to follow, and what better cause than yours.
And I suppose, more than that, he needs a friend.
COMQC_BoS302BRRDestroyed
The Railroad was probably too idealistic to last for long. If they were cynics, they would’ve known better than to trust you.
COMQC_BoS303GettingAgitator
So both the Institute and the Brotherhood are after the same tech. And here you are, choosing what I assume is the lesser of two evils.
Why, it’s almost like an election.
COMQC_BoS304LibertyPrimeUnleashed
(Sarcastic) And now the giant robot’s walking again. Wonderful.
INSTITUTE PATH
COMQC_Inst301AssaultLibertalia
At least the first synth “Father” has you reclaiming is a raider. But I’m sure he’ll have you stealing babies and shooting helpless mothers soon enough.
COMQC_Inst302AssaultedBunkerHill
I’m not sure why the Institute feels the need to turn Bunker Hill into a battleground, but I try not to attribute malice to things that can be explained by stupidity.
COMQC_InstMassFusionBoSEnemy
(same as election bit above, no need to record)
COMQC_InstVsMinRecruitedCivilian
Granted, I know nothing of Human Resources, but kidnapping seems like a poor choice to attract prospective hires.
COMQC_Inst305ReactorOnline
If the Institute wants to win the hearts and minds of the people, a cryptic radio message is probably not the most effective tool.
COMQC_Inst306RRDestroyed
More bodies. (Sigh) I can’t help but feel this was a mistake.
Maybe you felt this was justified, or maybe you were simply following orders. And to be honest, I’m not sure which is worse.
COMQC_Inst307InstituteWins
So the Institute reigns over the Commonwealth, and you take your place as Director.
But it means little in the end. Today’s Institute is tomorrow’s Railroad.
And through it all, life goes on. Cabbages and kings.
MINUTEMEN PATH
COMQC_Min00KilledDeathclaw
One less Deathclaw patrolling the Commonwealth. And to think, all this time, I thought the way to bring back civility was to avoid violence.
COMQC_Min02AttackCastle
Taking back a castle sounds like a task for knights and chevaliers. Well, I for one, am in favor of any excuse to wear a corset.
COMQC_Min02CourtyardCleared
You’ve taken back the castle. Impressive. Now, if you really want to impress me, you’ll remove the odor brought on by the previous tenants.
COMQC_Min02MirelurkQueenDead
Did I tell you how much I hate monsters? If that Mirelurk Queen were wearing a cowboy hat and flanked by robots, I damn well could’ve lost my mind.
COMQC_Min03ShawKnowsTheWay
(Sarcastic) Lovely.
If you want my opinion, I say ignore the armory and look for the kitchen. Far better to kill your enemies with wine and caviar than steel and gunpowder.
COMQC_Min03EnteredArmory
Oh good, the tools of death and mayhem survived. Meanwhile, the old General starved to death. It’s almost as if he forgot what was important.
COMQC_Min03ArtilleryFired
It’s sad to see the Minutemen become enchanted by heavy firepower. Violence has always been the worst way to win an argument. Of course, it’s also the most effective.
This next set is for combat, so keep that in mind (emotion should be up a tick) and switch the periods to exclamation points where necessary.
Combat, just lost track of an enemy.
If this is your way of surrendering, then I’ll gladly accept.
It looks like we’ve lost them. Granted, I’m not looking very hard.
If you come out now, I promise not to shoot your corpse. I know I’d prefer an open casket.
If you find them, be sure your gun says hello. Mine seems to have caught a bout of shyness.
(Sarcastic) I’m sure hiding will work out just fine. Really.
Entering combat
Why yes, I’ll have this dance.
I hope you don’t mind if I lead.
Let’s make this quick and clean.
I abhor bloodstains. So it’s best they stay on you.
(Robots) Machines. Lovely.
(Robots) There’s a reason they call it science “fiction.” Because in a minute, you won’t even exist.
My dear, you’ve made a huge mistake.
I hope you like bullets, darling.
(Mutants) All that muscle, and not the one that counts.
Au revoir.
(Insects) And here I am without my bug spray.
(Bloatfly) We’re going to need a bigger fly swatter.
(Explosive or Missile Launcher) Take cover!
(Feral Ghouls) Watch out! Ferals!
Here they come!
Damn! We’ve got company!
Deathclaw! Twelve o’ clock!
(robot) It’s clearly time for a recall.
(robot) I’m sorry dear, but I’m taking you offline.
My apologies darling, but there’s no place for you here.
Ferals. Like shooting monkeys.
Oh dear. You’ve clearly written a check you can’t possibly hope to cash.
(robot) I’m sorry darling, but your model has been discontinued.
Come on, darling. Let’s see those teeth.
Gunners. If ever there were a name…
C’est la vie.
If you’re that insistent on dying, I suppose today is as good a day as any.
(ghouls) This place has one ghoul too many. Let’s rectify that, shall we?
(edible animal) Oh look. Just in time for dinner.
You’ll make a fine stew, just you wait.
Aim for its wings!
Oh good. We didn’t miss the party after all.
Perhaps if we told them who you are, they’d surrender.
Raiders. Well, I could always use the target practice.
More raider trash. I hope you don’t mind if we park our bullets in your skull.
A Deathclaw. Well, let’s hope we brought enough bullets. And enough stimpaks too.
Feral Dogs. Let’s say we play a game of “Fetch the bullet.”
Yao Guai. Watch yourself, they’re more nimble than they look.
Combat detection, thought she detected an enemy
Perhaps I’m going senile, but I thought I saw something.
I have a sneaking suspicion we aren’t alone.
Something’s here, darling. Be ready to shoot.
Careful. This place is crawling with vermin, and I don’t mean the rats.
My woman’s intuition tells me something’s out there. Something mean.
I heard something move. Be on your guard.
Enemy ran away
Leaving so soon?
So they’re running. Good.
I would’ve also accepted a white flag.
I hope it wasn’t something I said.
People seem to enjoy running at the sight of me. They clearly need their eyes checked.
Just found an opponent who had hidden from her
There you are.
Oh, you’re back. And for a second I thought you were smart.
Should’ve stayed away, my dear. Death doesn’t suit you.
You’re clearly very bad at this.
May I suggest you stay hidden next time?
And here I thought you were the one that got away.
There you are, walking right back into my life.
Defeated an enemy in combat.
That takes care of that.
You acquitted yourself well, as usual. I dare say you’re building a reputation.
If I ever turn into a slobbering feral, you have my permission to pull the plug.
It looks like that’s all of them.
Well, that was a good show. Not worthy of a serial, but our pilot might make the air.
I suppose you won’t believe me if I say I abhor violence. I actually find breathing a chore too, but I make do.
I’ve heard that for every bug we kill, a scavenger gets their wings.
That was a close shave. And seeing as I don’t have any facial hair, I wonder what I’m doing with a razor.
Some might say slaughtering enemy hordes is unladylike. Luckily, we shot all those people.
Some might say slaughtering enemy hordes is unbecoming of a gentleman.
That was easy. I didn’t break a sweat, or a nail.
Lost sight on an opponent during combat.
Lost sight of them.
Do you see them?
Don’t worry, we’ll find you soon enough.
Now where have you run off to….
Thought she saw something
Nothing there, it seems.
Where are you hiding?
I do hate surprises.
Just found an enemy who was hiding(seems redundant, I’ll need to use GECK to see why there’s 2 separate categories)
Well, well…
I’ve got you now!
Taunting opponent during combat.
Really, is that all?
Surely you can do better than that.
There’s no shame in trying. Dying, however, is another matter entirely.
I’m beginning to think you chose the wrong line of work.
You’re going to need a bigger gun.
I can’t say I’m impressed.
Darling, I won’t even waste time insulting you.
Taking Damage Grunts
Ugh!
Nyurgh!
Agh!
Gah!
Oof!
Ergh!
Grenade
Get down!
Move!
Take cover!
Farm Scene Blake 1
Guess all this farm talk is boring you.
Not as much as the actual farming.
Farm Scene Blake 2
You should take up farming someday. You’ve got the grit for it, I can see it in your eyes.
I appreciate the compliment, but I must say you’re mistaken. I have a very low tolerance for dirt.
Farm Scene 2 (with a cat)
Away with you, beast.
Meow.
For the last time, I don’t want to pet you, or your fleas.
Meow.
Oh, all right. But just this once.
Farm Scene Connie 1
We’re not hiring. Try down at Warwick Homestead.
My dear, I don’t think I’ll be trying anything of the sort.
Farm Scene with Lucy 1
I wonder if Hawthorne would ever find a farm girl like me, you know, attractive.
Sure. A little makeup and a change of clothes is all you’ll need to snare him. The question is whether he’d still think of you as a farm girl.